i drank my own pee when i was about 5 out of curiosity.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]jchenky wrote:
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[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]jchenky wrote:
I hate showering.
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You know, I think you are pretty, but you might also be smelly.
Serious conflict there.
Whatever side comes out as the winner, I still am a dick.
I hate you. [/quote]
I never said that I don’t shower. It’s just A LOT of work. Then putting lotion afterwards and waiting for that to dry before putting clothes on. It’s basically the same as putting clothes on when you are still wet.
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Yeah, I bet brushing your teeth is a lot of work too.
You are pretty but filthy.
A hippy, basically.
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I fail to see the problem here. 
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Admittedly, I do too.
But I just know that I might be judged.
And, apparently, that is a very, very, bad thing.
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Pfftt, get over it.
You can’t live life to the fullest if a potential judgement hinders your decisions.[/quote]
No…
You just dont understand…
I mean, I dont either…
BUT:
Being judged is bad, mmkay?
Cause if you are being judged…I dont know… stuff will happen?
I am not entirely sure what kind of stuff, or how it will effect you, but stuff, you know?
STUFF !?!
So there…
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Depends what you’re judged for doesn’t it? If you’re judged for being an asshole, then the “bad stuff” is that you’re an asshole, and intelligent, ethical people won’t like you. If you’re judged for being a hippy, then odds are that uptight people won’t like you, which is the “bad stuff,” but alternative types will like you just fine. If you don’t shower much, you’re probably relegated to romantic relationships with people who share that bent.
Depends what kind of STUFF you find BAD. If any. Some people don’t care about any of it. In which case, rock on.
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This may be everyone but I can watch a sad movie about a human dying and be as happy as ever. But if a animal dies, especially a dog, I feel very sad and pissed. [/quote]
I feel this way about real people and real animals. People dying? Eh, whatever. But when an animal I own or know well dies, I’m way more bummed out. I think it’s because I pretty much always like animals, except for the dog that I admitted to taking in pleasure in beating the shit out of and the dog that I ejaculated onto out of spite. In general, animals simply don’t piss me off at all, whereas people do so all the time. Half the people I know who have died I was partially happy to see them go.[/quote]
Get some help, Bert. Your train is off the track, pal.[/quote]
This is what happens to people who go to 12-step programs. One fucked up person guided by another fucked up person. The end result: a fucked up person whose only normalcy resides in an obsessive avoidance of drugs and liquor.[/quote]
and a desire to be ankle deep in huge piles of dog shit.[/quote]
If I had a desire to be ankle-deep in huge piles of dog shit, do you really think I would have created an entire thread about how to avoid dog shit and prevent it from becoming a bigger issue than it already was?
Not too perceptive, are you?
[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
i drank my own pee when i was about 5 out of curiosity.[/quote]
That’s nothing. I tried it when I was 12.
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[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
i drank my own pee when i was about 5 out of curiosity.[/quote]
That’s nothing. I tried it when I was 12.[/quote]
lmfao i knew i wasnt alone.
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[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
i drank my own pee when i was about 5 out of curiosity.[/quote]
That’s nothing. I tried it when I was 12.[/quote]
lmfao i knew i wasnt alone.[/quote]
This thread is like the circle of trust.
I had a gf who liked it when I blew my load on her face, but it wasn’t so funny when it happened soon after she got Lasik eye surgery.
I had a Peter North moment, and it went right into her eye, and we had to rush to her eye doctor so her eyeball would not melt.
We walked into the doctor’s office without an appointment, the receptionist asked what the emergency was, and my then-gf said " my boyfriend just came in my eye."
The look on the rececptionist’s face was priceless, and I had to fight not to laugh, but I figured it would pay off for threads like this.
I confess that I didn’t see a dentist for over 8 years even though I have insurance.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
i drank my own pee when i was about 5 out of curiosity.[/quote]
That’s nothing. I tried it when I was 12.[/quote]
I did it the other week. Watching Man vs. Wild shitfaced… better drink my own piss.
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i farted while on of my ex’s was giving me a bj because i thought it would be funny, i laughed she didnt i got punched in the face and she stormed out. I was 19 and will never do that again, im still laughing about it though.[/quote]
I farted during the first blowie I ever got. It sucked at the time because I never got to finish but I love telling that story.[/quote]
After a few dates I like to fart obviously/loudly in the girl’s bed to mark my territory
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I had a gf who liked it when I blew my load on her face, but it wasn’t so funny when it happened soon after she got Lasik eye surgery.
I had a Peter North moment, and it went right into her eye, and we had to rush to her eye doctor so her eyeball would not melt.
We walked into the doctor’s office without an appointment, the receptionist asked what the emergency was, and my then-gf said " my boyfriend just came in my eye."
The look on the rececptionist’s face was priceless, and I had to fight not to laugh, but I figured it would pay off for threads like this.[/quote]
and it did well played sir. i love awkward moments, mine and others.
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[quote]Rattler wrote:
[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
i farted while on of my ex’s was giving me a bj because i thought it would be funny, i laughed she didnt i got punched in the face and she stormed out. I was 19 and will never do that again, im still laughing about it though.[/quote]
I farted during the first blowie I ever got. It sucked at the time because I never got to finish but I love telling that story.[/quote]
After a few dates I like to fart obviously/loudly in the girl’s bed to mark my territory
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that shits funny. nothing worse then when a chick can outfart you. i dated a lactose intolerant chick once and she liked pizza. my protien ass had nothing on her that shit could gag a maggot.
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I had a gf who liked it when I blew my load on her face, but it wasn’t so funny when it happened soon after she got Lasik eye surgery.
I had a Peter North moment, and it went right into her eye, and we had to rush to her eye doctor so her eyeball would not melt.
We walked into the doctor’s office without an appointment, the receptionist asked what the emergency was, and my then-gf said " my boyfriend just came in my eye."
The look on the rececptionist’s face was priceless, and I had to fight not to laugh, but I figured it would pay off for threads like this.[/quote]
Wow I just choked on my food. Well done sir
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Depends what you’re judged for doesn’t it? If you’re judged for being an asshole, then the “bad stuff” is that you’re an asshole, and intelligent, ethical people won’t like you. If you’re judged for being a hippy, then odds are that uptight people won’t like you, which is the “bad stuff,” but alternative types will like you just fine. If you don’t shower much, you’re probably relegated to romantic relationships with people who share that bent.
Depends what kind of STUFF you find BAD. If any. Some people don’t care about any of it. In which case, rock on.[/quote]
See, now I know why women hate “being judged” because its really, really complicated.
I would hate it too if I had to think all day just because someone says something.
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I had a gf who liked it when I blew my load on her face, but it wasn’t so funny when it happened soon after she got Lasik eye surgery.
I had a Peter North moment, and it went right into her eye, and we had to rush to her eye doctor so her eyeball would not melt.
We walked into the doctor’s office without an appointment, the receptionist asked what the emergency was, and my then-gf said " my boyfriend just came in my eye."
The look on the rececptionist’s face was priceless, and I had to fight not to laugh, but I figured it would pay off for threads like this.[/quote]
HAHAHA!!!
That receptionist was probably used to stuff like “my eye feels dry” or “do you have anything to help this heal faster?”…dealing with an eyeball full of hot jizz must have been a new one!
The story ended ok, her eye was fine, the trauma was more with the eye doctor and his staff.
Another great part I failed to mention, the eye doctor’s last name was Reingold haha.
So as embarrassing as this is. I feel like it should be told.
I think I have IBS… or something that just causes me to all of a sudden have to go to the washroom lol
I was at my then boyfriends condo which only has one bathroom. He was taking a shower when the urge to go to the bathroom hit me.
We had not been dating too long so the option of me storming into the bathroom was immediately out of the question. I had contemplated running to the 7-11 that was around the corner but 1. I would either not make it or 2. Make it but then have to explain why I left and needed to be buzzed back in to the building.
I opted for grabbing some plastic grocery bags, squatting in the kitchen and then threw the bag over the balcony which was 4 stories up.
I never told him about this…
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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Depends what you’re judged for doesn’t it? If you’re judged for being an asshole, then the “bad stuff” is that you’re an asshole, and intelligent, ethical people won’t like you. If you’re judged for being a hippy, then odds are that uptight people won’t like you, which is the “bad stuff,” but alternative types will like you just fine. If you don’t shower much, you’re probably relegated to romantic relationships with people who share that bent.
Depends what kind of STUFF you find BAD. If any. Some people don’t care about any of it. In which case, rock on.[/quote]
See, now I know why women hate “being judged” because its really, really complicated.
I would hate it too if I had to think all day just because someone says something.[/quote]
Some people are able to do their thinking in just a few seconds. It doesn’t take all day.