[quote]Rattler wrote:
This is one of the best topics I’ve ever read. I gotta sit down and add my own confessions, but frankly I don’t even have the balls to admit some of them even on the net. [/quote]
C’mon now. I’m sure someone here has done something worse than a few tranny orgies now and then.
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That was you ripsaw? I heard about that tranny orgy party from ID, but did not know it was you.[/quote]
I hear there’s a lot of shit-play in those orgies.[/quote]
How do you know? Oh, I get it, you were the other person ID was telling me about.[/quote]
You like hearing stories about transvestite sex?[/quote]
Why? Do you have a story to share with us? [/quote]
Ok ok, so I take a trip up to New Jersey, and suddenly I see this midgety fellow in a bright red wig and studded spandex, he says it’s 50$ for the night, 35 if I’ve already took a dump in my underpants…
This is exactly the scenario I predicted in the Faces Of Porn thread, I must now perform Seppuku to relinquish myself of the shame I have caused to teh internetz.
(I swear to god if it doesn’t work this time.)
Edit: Nope, I’m done, I’m restrained to a profile of only text and embedded youtube videos, until I miraculously come across the answer without having to resort to more trial and error, or I up and revert back to firefox.
This is exactly the scenario I predicted in the Faces Of Porn thread, I must now perform Seppuku to relinquish myself of the shame I have caused to teh internetz.
(I swear to god if it doesn’t work this time.)
Edit: Nope, I’m done, I’m restrained to a profile of only text and embedded youtube videos, until I miraculously come across the answer without having to resort to more trial and error, or I up and revert back to firefox.[/quote]
You need to save the GIF to your computer then upload it with the Attach image feature. Then you can delete it from your PC once it uploads to the forum.
This is exactly the scenario I predicted in the Faces Of Porn thread, I must now perform Seppuku to relinquish myself of the shame I have caused to teh internetz.
(I swear to god if it doesn’t work this time.)
Edit: Nope, I’m done, I’m restrained to a profile of only text and embedded youtube videos, until I miraculously come across the answer without having to resort to more trial and error, or I up and revert back to firefox.[/quote]
You need to save the GIF to your computer then upload it with the Attach image feature. Then you can delete it from your PC once it uploads to the forum.[/quote]
Is that really the only way? I mean I caught up on that one, but I was sure there had to be a way directly from the URL. At least I feel slightly less retarded, even though I’m still a huge, unrelenting technology moron.
This is exactly the scenario I predicted in the Faces Of Porn thread, I must now perform Seppuku to relinquish myself of the shame I have caused to teh internetz.
(I swear to god if it doesn’t work this time.)
Edit: Nope, I’m done, I’m restrained to a profile of only text and embedded youtube videos, until I miraculously come across the answer without having to resort to more trial and error, or I up and revert back to firefox.[/quote]
You need to save the GIF to your computer then upload it with the Attach image feature. Then you can delete it from your PC once it uploads to the forum.[/quote]
Is that really the only way? I mean I caught up on that one, but I was sure there had to be a way directly from the URL. At least I feel slightly less retarded, even though I’m still a huge, unrelenting technology moron.
Gracias all the same![/quote]
The only other way is to save it to the photos section in your hub and it will give you a link to embed the GIF from there.
[quote]farmerson12 wrote:
This may be everyone but I can watch a sad movie about a human dying and be as happy as ever. But if a animal dies, especially a dog, I feel very sad and pissed. [/quote]
I feel this way about real people and real animals. People dying? Eh, whatever. But when an animal I own or know well dies, I’m way more bummed out. I think it’s because I pretty much always like animals, except for the dog that I admitted to taking in pleasure in beating the shit out of and the dog that I ejaculated onto out of spite. In general, animals simply don’t piss me off at all, whereas people do so all the time. Half the people I know who have died I was partially happy to see them go.[/quote]
Get some help, Bert. Your train is off the track, pal.[/quote]
This is what happens to people who go to 12-step programs. One fucked up person guided by another fucked up person. The end result: a fucked up person whose only normalcy resides in an obsessive avoidance of drugs and liquor.[/quote]
and a desire to be ankle deep in huge piles of dog shit.
This is exactly the scenario I predicted in the Faces Of Porn thread, I must now perform Seppuku to relinquish myself of the shame I have caused to teh internetz.
(I swear to god if it doesn’t work this time.)
Edit: Nope, I’m done, I’m restrained to a profile of only text and embedded youtube videos, until I miraculously come across the answer without having to resort to more trial and error, or I up and revert back to firefox.[/quote]
You need to save the GIF to your computer then upload it with the Attach image feature. Then you can delete it from your PC once it uploads to the forum.[/quote]
Is that really the only way? I mean I caught up on that one, but I was sure there had to be a way directly from the URL. At least I feel slightly less retarded, even though I’m still a huge, unrelenting technology moron.
Gracias all the same![/quote]
The only other way is to save it to the photos section in your hub and it will give you a link to embed the GIF from there.[/quote]
I wonder if one day technology will get so advanced that they’ll find a way to implement sound into gif files. I await that day.
i farted while on of my ex’s was giving me a bj because i thought it would be funny, i laughed she didnt i got punched in the face and she stormed out. I was 19 and will never do that again, im still laughing about it though.
[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
i farted while on of my ex’s was giving me a bj because i thought it would be funny, i laughed she didnt i got punched in the face and she stormed out. I was 19 and will never do that again, im still laughing about it though.[/quote]
I farted during the first blowie I ever got. It sucked at the time because I never got to finish but I love telling that story.
You know, I think you are pretty, but you might also be smelly.
Serious conflict there.
Whatever side comes out as the winner, I still am a dick.
I hate you. [/quote]
I never said that I don’t shower. It’s just A LOT of work. Then putting lotion afterwards and waiting for that to dry before putting clothes on. It’s basically the same as putting clothes on when you are still wet.
You know, I think you are pretty, but you might also be smelly.
Serious conflict there.
Whatever side comes out as the winner, I still am a dick.
I hate you. [/quote]
I never said that I don’t shower. It’s just A LOT of work. Then putting lotion afterwards and waiting for that to dry before putting clothes on. It’s basically the same as putting clothes on when you are still wet.
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Yeah, I bet brushing your teeth is a lot of work too.
You know, I think you are pretty, but you might also be smelly.
Serious conflict there.
Whatever side comes out as the winner, I still am a dick.
I hate you. [/quote]
I never said that I don’t shower. It’s just A LOT of work. Then putting lotion afterwards and waiting for that to dry before putting clothes on. It’s basically the same as putting clothes on when you are still wet.
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Yeah, I bet brushing your teeth is a lot of work too.
You know, I think you are pretty, but you might also be smelly.
Serious conflict there.
Whatever side comes out as the winner, I still am a dick.
I hate you. [/quote]
I never said that I don’t shower. It’s just A LOT of work. Then putting lotion afterwards and waiting for that to dry before putting clothes on. It’s basically the same as putting clothes on when you are still wet.
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Yeah, I bet brushing your teeth is a lot of work too.
[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
i farted while on of my ex’s was giving me a bj because i thought it would be funny, i laughed she didnt i got punched in the face and she stormed out. I was 19 and will never do that again, im still laughing about it though.[/quote]
I farted during the first blowie I ever got. It sucked at the time because I never got to finish but I love telling that story.[/quote]
i recently reunited with the said chick and had some drinks a couple months ago and we got on the “hey do you remember when” we both had a good laugh she still gave me a dirty ass look about it though. good times.
You know, I think you are pretty, but you might also be smelly.
Serious conflict there.
Whatever side comes out as the winner, I still am a dick.
I hate you. [/quote]
I never said that I don’t shower. It’s just A LOT of work. Then putting lotion afterwards and waiting for that to dry before putting clothes on. It’s basically the same as putting clothes on when you are still wet.
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Yeah, I bet brushing your teeth is a lot of work too.
You are pretty but filthy.
A hippy, basically.
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I fail to see the problem here.
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Admittedly, I do too.
But I just know that I might be judged.
And, apparently, that is a very, very, bad thing.
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Pfftt, get over it.
You can’t live life to the fullest if a potential judgement hinders your decisions.
[quote]roadwarrior83 wrote:
i farted while on of my ex’s was giving me a bj because i thought it would be funny, i laughed she didnt i got punched in the face and she stormed out. I was 19 and will never do that again, im still laughing about it though.[/quote]
I farted during the first blowie I ever got. It sucked at the time because I never got to finish but I love telling that story.[/quote]
i recently reunited with the said chick and had some drinks a couple months ago and we got on the “hey do you remember when” we both had a good laugh she still gave me a dirty ass look about it though. good times.[/quote]
She really put up a big stink about this. I think its a funny story. That being said, if I was in her position at time of fart, I’d be kinda mad. But now, I’d have a good laugh about it haha
You know, I think you are pretty, but you might also be smelly.
Serious conflict there.
Whatever side comes out as the winner, I still am a dick.
I hate you. [/quote]
I never said that I don’t shower. It’s just A LOT of work. Then putting lotion afterwards and waiting for that to dry before putting clothes on. It’s basically the same as putting clothes on when you are still wet.
[/quote]
Yeah, I bet brushing your teeth is a lot of work too.
You are pretty but filthy.
A hippy, basically.
[/quote]
I fail to see the problem here.
[/quote]
Admittedly, I do too.
But I just know that I might be judged.
And, apparently, that is a very, very, bad thing.
[/quote]
Pfftt, get over it.
You can’t live life to the fullest if a potential judgement hinders your decisions.[/quote]
No…
You just dont understand…
I mean, I dont either…
BUT:
Being judged is bad, mmkay?
Cause if you are being judged…I dont know… stuff will happen?
I am not entirely sure what kind of stuff, or how it will effect you, but stuff, you know?
