The Confessional

[quote]Mr Stern wrote:
When I was a kid I threw a stone at the little plastic things the power line sit on. Hit it directly and it pretty much exploded, must have been clay or something. Didn’t hang around to see if there were any problems after that.
[/quote]

Those are insulators. They are typically made of glass or ceramic. I don’t imagine it would cause much of a problem.

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
I confess that my young, sprouting mind still finds these shit and piss jokes about ID hilarious.[/quote]

I do as well.

I shot a transformer once with a pelete gun and it blew up.

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:

[quote]Mr Stern wrote:
When I was a kid I threw a stone at the little plastic things the power line sit on. Hit it directly and it pretty much exploded, must have been clay or something. Didn’t hang around to see if there were any problems after that.
[/quote]

Those are insulators. They are typically made of glass or ceramic. I don’t imagine it would cause much of a problem.

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
I confess that my young, sprouting mind still finds these shit and piss jokes about ID hilarious.[/quote]

I do as well. [/quote]

That’s a relief, but a disappointment not being as badass as I thought!

[quote]Chushin wrote:
I lost my virginity to a prostitute who was “off-duty,” and did me at no charge.

A few months later my younger brother did the same with the same hooker.[/quote]

Did you kiss her?

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:
I lost my virginity to a prostitute who was “off-duty,” and did me at no charge.

A few months later my younger brother did the same with the same hooker.[/quote]

Did you kiss her?[/quote]

Why?

And, I honestly don’t remember.

I DO remember her very long, shiny black hair and beautiful big, striking blue eyes.[/quote]

Did you at least come away with a smile?

*pun may be intended.

When I was 12, my buddy had already hit his growth spurt, full on puberty, etc., and he showed me he had armpit hair. I accused him of having stick ons.

I didn’t hit puberty til 16. Once, at like 15, me and my buddies went to a public pool and I swam with my shirt on. I didn’t tell them it was because I was embarrassed I didn’t have armpit hair.

Being a late bloomer really messed with me for a while, lol.

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:
I lost my virginity to a prostitute who was “off-duty,” and did me at no charge.

A few months later my younger brother did the same with the same hooker.[/quote]

Did you kiss her?[/quote]

Why?

And, I honestly don’t remember.

I DO remember her very long, shiny black hair and beautiful big, striking blue eyes.[/quote]

I was going for the “Don’t kiss a hooker” joke. Just look at what happened to the ShamWow guy.

[quote]Mr Stern wrote:

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:

[quote]Mr Stern wrote:
When I was a kid I threw a stone at the little plastic things the power line sit on. Hit it directly and it pretty much exploded, must have been clay or something. Didn’t hang around to see if there were any problems after that.
[/quote]

Those are insulators. They are typically made of glass or ceramic. I don’t imagine it would cause much of a problem.

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
I confess that my young, sprouting mind still finds these shit and piss jokes about ID hilarious.[/quote]

I do as well. [/quote]

That’s a relief, but a disappointment not being as badass as I thought![/quote]

Not sure how any of you gathered I was into shit stuff - especially since I hadn’t said anything remotely about shit. I don’t even like anal sex!

On the other hand, if you dudes don’t find a golden stream on your leg from a beautiful sexy woman in the shower to be a turn-on, you’ve got to be the most boring motherfuckers on the planet.

I lost my virginity to a chick who dipped Copenhagen.

I am the only one who cheers for Scorpio in “Dirty Harry” during the school bus/singing rant.

I got teary-eyed from “Edward Scissorhands”.

I took more Halloween candy than I should have (not proud of this one).

Like a few Abba songs.

Reluctantly watch “Friends” with my gf.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]NikH wrote:
Wow you guys are crazee! Peeing on other people and shoving a dogs face on poo whatafak!

I hate lazy people.[/quote]

I hate lazy people? What kind of lame fucking confession is that? Who doesn’t hate lazy people?

Gee guys, I really have something to confess here. I’m not too crazy about pedophiles and, quite frankly, I tend to wipe my ass every time I take a shit.

Man, glad to finally get that off my chest.[/quote]

Ha Ha!! Thanks for a good laugh DB!

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]NikH wrote:
Wow you guys are crazee! Peeing on other people and shoving a dogs face on poo whatafak!

I hate lazy people.[/quote]

I hate lazy people? What kind of lame fucking confession is that? Who doesn’t hate lazy people?

Gee guys, I really have something to confess here. I’m not too crazy about pedophiles and, quite frankly, I tend to wipe my ass every time I take a shit.

Man, glad to finally get that off my chest.[/quote]

I think threads like this one frequently go off the rails when peole are unclear on the concept.
Heck, remember the thread “Stuff You Hate That Everyone Else Loves”? About 20 people wouldn’t understand that they shouldn’t say “People that text while driving” or shit like that as NO ONE actually loves people that do that.[/quote]
LOL. This reminds me of some chick’s Facebook page that I saw. She had a list of “pet peeves” among which were things like rape. Yeah rape is just one of my pet peeves. Whenever I get raped it’s just SO annoying. To me at least.[/quote]

Or when some proudly proclaim how they HATE racism (like another peeve) just to sound noble. You might as well say you hate bank robbers and burglars too.

[quote]Alex Kilograham wrote:
i went to a milli vanilli concert and thought it was REAL[/quote]

That’s a double confession!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Mr Stern wrote:

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:

[quote]Mr Stern wrote:
When I was a kid I threw a stone at the little plastic things the power line sit on. Hit it directly and it pretty much exploded, must have been clay or something. Didn’t hang around to see if there were any problems after that.
[/quote]

Those are insulators. They are typically made of glass or ceramic. I don’t imagine it would cause much of a problem.

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
I confess that my young, sprouting mind still finds these shit and piss jokes about ID hilarious.[/quote]

I do as well. [/quote]

That’s a relief, but a disappointment not being as badass as I thought![/quote]

Not sure how any of you gathered I was into shit stuff - especially since I hadn’t said anything remotely about shit. I don’t even like anal sex!

On the other hand, if you dudes don’t find a golden stream on your leg from a beautiful sexy woman in the shower to be a turn-on, you’ve got to be the most boring motherfuckers on the planet.
[/quote]

Esoteric joke gone off the rails and spawned a run-off gag Dwarfie, it’s nothing personal, just some shits and giggles.

And we don’t mind if you like getting R Kelly’d by your wife, there’s a market out there for that. :slight_smile:

[quote]MytchBucanan wrote:
I am the only one who cheers for Scorpio in “Dirty Harry” during the school bus/singing rant.

I got teary-eyed from “Edward Scissorhands”.

I took more Halloween candy than I should have (not proud of this one).

Like a few Abba songs.

Reluctantly watch “Friends” with my gf.[/quote]

What do you mean reluctantly watch Friends?

I watch Friends re-runs by myself regularly.

Kahuna check out this film “Moon” (2009) by Duncan Jones. Good stuff. Nearly as good as Sunshine (2007).