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[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Mr Stern wrote:

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:

[quote]Mr Stern wrote:
When I was a kid I threw a stone at the little plastic things the power line sit on. Hit it directly and it pretty much exploded, must have been clay or something. Didn’t hang around to see if there were any problems after that.
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Those are insulators. They are typically made of glass or ceramic. I don’t imagine it would cause much of a problem.

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
I confess that my young, sprouting mind still finds these shit and piss jokes about ID hilarious.[/quote]

I do as well. [/quote]

That’s a relief, but a disappointment not being as badass as I thought![/quote]

Not sure how any of you gathered I was into shit stuff - especially since I hadn’t said anything remotely about shit. I don’t even like anal sex!

On the other hand, if you dudes don’t find a golden stream on your leg from a beautiful sexy woman in the shower to be a turn-on, you’ve got to be the most boring motherfuckers on the planet.
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Esoteric joke gone off the rails and spawned a run-off gag Dwarfie, it’s nothing personal, just some shits and giggles.

And we don’t mind if you like getting R Kelly’d by your wife, there’s a market out there for that. :)[/quote]

Shits and giggles?

Dude… look at my avatar. I’m rollin’ with it!

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[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

On the other hand, if you dudes don’t find a golden stream on your leg from a beautiful sexy woman in the shower to be a turn-on, you’ve got to be the most boring motherfuckers on the planet.
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Never gold barred ID before![/quote]

Not sure if I should be smiling or frowning.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Mr Stern wrote:

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:

[quote]Mr Stern wrote:
When I was a kid I threw a stone at the little plastic things the power line sit on. Hit it directly and it pretty much exploded, must have been clay or something. Didn’t hang around to see if there were any problems after that.
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Those are insulators. They are typically made of glass or ceramic. I don’t imagine it would cause much of a problem.

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
I confess that my young, sprouting mind still finds these shit and piss jokes about ID hilarious.[/quote]

I do as well. [/quote]

That’s a relief, but a disappointment not being as badass as I thought![/quote]

Not sure how any of you gathered I was into shit stuff - especially since I hadn’t said anything remotely about shit. I don’t even like anal sex!

On the other hand, if you dudes don’t find a golden stream on your leg from a beautiful sexy woman in the shower to be a turn-on, you’ve got to be the most boring motherfuckers on the planet.
[/quote]

Esoteric joke gone off the rails and spawned a run-off gag Dwarfie, it’s nothing personal, just some shits and giggles.

And we don’t mind if you like getting R Kelly’d by your wife, there’s a market out there for that. :)[/quote]

Shits and giggles?

Dude… look at my avatar. I’m rollin’ with it!

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British phrase, like tally-ho or chinwag. Thought it would fit well given the context. Austin Powers will open you up to a whole host of these, I had a couple friends I used the Austin Powers series to teach Britishisms to, then we kind of progressed into old Michael Caine films, but that’s another story. Now I might be talking a load of codswallop but I think Get Carter is the dog’s bollocks.

Yeah I saw that, half the reason I tried to think up more jokes. It seems like you’re not so much rolling with it as you are rolling in it! (D’yer gedit?)

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[quote]PaddyM wrote:
I hate The Beatles

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oooooo, now that’s bad.

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[quote]pat wrote:

[quote]PaddyM wrote:
I hate The Beatles

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oooooo, now that’s bad.[/quote]

You need to lock this one away, for a long time. We can all forget this happened and never speak of it again.

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As a kid my friend cliff and I used to enjoy burning Styrofoam coolers and phone books…I think we may have fucked up the ozone layer because of this.

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[quote]doogie wrote:
I lost my virginity to a chick who dipped Copenhagen.
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Things I knew and forgot, I didnt need to remember this

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I also confess to drinking liquor regularly between the ages of twelve and seventeen (in pubs, clubs and bars), mostly very irresponsibly. As a product of my environment living through my teens in a small rural area of Spain, it didn’t dawn on me that it was so strange given it being so common in my area.

But I just realised the drinking age in North America is ridiculously high, and probably a hell of a lot harder to get distilled alcoholz over there, so I thought I’d throw this one in, maybe it’s a little stranger than I always thought it was.

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[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
Kahuna check out this film “Moon” (2009) by Duncan Jones. Good stuff. Nearly as good as Sunshine (2007).[/quote]

I love Moon! I actually think I prefer it to Sunshine, as much as I love Danny Boyle’s films, I think that was a little weaker than it could have been. Great as a stand alone film, but would have expected a little more from Boyle given his history. (Cillian Murphy did a damn good job though).

I’d also like to note how under-appreciated Sam Rockwell seems to be, have you seen Seven Psychopaths? He was great in that (film in general is really good too, so I’d recommend that) and I love him in Moon. I like that the film doesn’t rely so much on effects and CGI as some Space-set films tend to do, it relies on fucking with my head and keeps all it’s eggs firmly in that basket, I like how it does what it does.

Edit: Forgot to mention Duncan Jones is on call for the Warcraft film estimated to come in around 2015, does that seem as weird to you as it does to me? I’m half wondering if it will actually work. (Uwe Boll wanted to do it before, luckily they shunned him from the project, THAT would have rustled my jimmies.)

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2 lessons learned from this thread:

-DBCooper is my new favourite person in the world
-ID is a watersport fetishist

eye opening stuff

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I was a bad Catholic growing up.

Got kicked out of the alter boy mafia. What can I say, I like red wine.

During mass one of us had to run the overhead progecter that shows all the words to the hymes on the wall. I used to fuck with people by delaying changing the pages by just a couple beats so every one starts to mumble and stumble on the words and then pick up again.

Anyone who has ever gone to Catholic mass know’s about the jingling of the bells during a really, really important part. You got to pay attention to what the Priest is saying to hit your mark. Anyway I used the same logic and delayed ringing the bell by just a tick. Drove them nuts lol. I thought it made up for the extreme boredom I was forced to endure.

I’m going to hell I suspect.

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  • The first time I ever saw a vagina it was on a corpse. I have a brother who is much older than me, and when on a trip to visit him at college, he and a classmate were impressed how much I knew about the human body and decided to take me on a tour to where students worked with cadavers. They made bets and laughed while quizzing me to identify various body parts and organs. This is where I also saw and felt the difference between a non-smoker’s and a smoker’s lung which I always thought of when offered a cigarette. I am very happy smoking is the aversion I took away from the experience.

  • I once helped a friend cheat on his wife so he could fuck an ex-girlfriend one last time before she moved to another hemisphere. He lived a few states away, and all I did was call his wife at 2:30am and tell her he was supposed to arrive at my place around midnight and wanted to check if she’s heard from him because I couldn’t reach him on his cellphone. He called me five minutes prior and asked me to do this (I’m very agreeable when drowsy) and she just said “his phone must’ve died on the way to visit you, tell him to call me in the morning” and hung up. His three minute call explaining what he was doing and what he wanted me to do, and my 30 second call to her, was the first I heard of the whole situation and it was never brought up again. This was a decade ago, and they’re still married.

  • During a holiday gathering with the family I broke my mother’s crystal serving platter and blamed it on my 5 year old nephew. During a holiday gathering with the family I broke my mother’s replacement crystal serving platter and blamed it on my 6 year old nephew. These were different nephews because the gatherings were three years apart. At some point in the future, my brothers are going to talk and find out they both punished a kid for denying breaking a dish and put together I’m the one who ratted each of them out.

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[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

On the other hand, if you dudes don’t find a golden stream on your leg from a beautiful sexy woman in the shower to be a turn-on, you’ve got to be the most boring motherfuckers on the planet.
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Never gold barred ID before![/quote]

Not sure if I should be smiling or frowning. [/quote]

Smiling for sure![/quote]

Well it seemed dubious… because you used that same pic on SO many of RV’s posts.

lol

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I really don’t care about most kids. My own family and children of good friends are about the only exception. Other than that, I don’t give a shit about anyone else’s kids because they are all the same. Stupid and pointless until they are old enough to contribute to anything.

I despise working for other people. I don’t know why. When going through college, I always thought work would be so much better. I fucking hate going to work every day and I am working on starting my own business ASAP. I won’t be truly happy until I am working on my own terms.

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[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
I really don’t care about most kids. My own family and children of good friends are about the only exception. Other than that, I don’t give a shit about anyone else’s kids because they are all the same. Stupid and pointless until they are old enough to contribute to anything.

I despise working for other people. I don’t know why. When going through college, I always thought work would be so much better. I fucking hate going to work every day and I am working on starting my own business ASAP. I won’t be truly happy until I am working on my own terms.

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I am self employed and my boss is a real hard ass.

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[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
I really don’t care about most kids. My own family and children of good friends are about the only exception. Other than that, I don’t give a shit about anyone else’s kids because they are all the same. Stupid and pointless until they are old enough to contribute to anything.

I despise working for other people. I don’t know why. When going through college, I always thought work would be so much better. I fucking hate going to work every day and I am working on starting my own business ASAP. I won’t be truly happy until I am working on my own terms.

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I am self employed and my boss is a real hard ass.[/quote]

What do you do?

I plan on day trading stocks. That would allow me to life my life the way I would like to.