The Confessional

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I hate the bands Rush, Greatful Dead, and Pink Floyd.

I hate all stand up comedians.

I use sarcasim too much, and embellish the truth.

I can not believe ID lets his wife pee on his face.

I am a Boob man, but enjoy a nice posterior chain, and the face has to be pretty.

I hate murderers, and rapists.

I love PWI.

I still crack up laughing at EliteBalla3 with his shoe.

I told my 4 and 3 year olds to get stronger, “Milk and Squats.” Can not wait to lift with both my boys when they start playing football.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:
When I was in high school I started in with the fucking cocaine. I just dabbled in it back then, not like later in life when I was going through a couple grams a day and selling it. But when I was in high school I used to sprinkle small amounts of it into blunts that I would roll before I linked up with my friends at parties on the weekends.

I used to roll these things up and then bust them out toward the end of the night when everyone was pretty fucked up already and they wouldn’t really notice that I had put QUITE a lot of cocaine in them. I had friends that were down with the occasional line or three of high-octane coke, but I would only pass these “special” blunts around when smoking with friends who looked down upon cocaine usage.

I also dosed a couple friends with LSD. They’d all done it a couple times before, but still, being overtaken by a strong, unexpected acid trip is quite an experience for the unwitting. At my high school, if you got caught skipping class you had to go to Saturday school, where you just sat in the cafeteria for about six hours and were forced to study or some shit like that. Talking was strictly prohibited.

So one Saturday me and couple friends had to go so we met up about an hour beforehand and got super baked. We also had a pint of Southern Comfort that we passed around. Except that I had managed to get my hands on some pure, liquid LSD and put about six drops of it into the SoCo. We finished the booze off and about 30 minutes into Saturday school we’re all sitting there trying not to get caught talking, lest we get busted for being stoned and kinda buzzed at school. So one of my buddies passes me a note saying that he’s starting to feel drunker than he had expected.

I slipped him back a note that said “You just ingested about two hits of LSD along with that booze. Buckle up for the ride, pal. It’s gonna be a loooooong trip! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

He took it better than I expected. He ended up trying to read a book and I stared at him for about 45 straight minutes and noticed that he never once turned any of the pages. He just stared at page one the whole fucking time.[/quote]

I think we would enjoy each other’s company, that last story sounds particularly epic.

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[quote]dmaddox wrote:
I hate the bands Rush, Greatful Dead, and Pink Floyd.

I hate all stand up comedians.

I use sarcasim too much, and embellish the truth.

I can not believe ID lets his wife pee on his face.

I am a Boob man, but enjoy a nice posterior chain, and the face has to be pretty.

I hate murderers, and rapists.

I love PWI.

I still crack up laughing at EliteBalla3 with his shoe.

I told my 4 and 3 year olds to get stronger, “Milk and Squats.” Can not wait to lift with both my boys when they start playing football.
[/quote]

Whothefuck ever said it was in the face?

And whothefuck LIKES murderers and rapists?

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:
I hate the bands Rush, Greatful Dead, and Pink Floyd.

I hate all stand up comedians.

I use sarcasim too much, and embellish the truth.

I can not believe ID lets his wife pee on his face.

I am a Boob man, but enjoy a nice posterior chain, and the face has to be pretty.

I hate murderers, and rapists.

I love PWI.

I still crack up laughing at EliteBalla3 with his shoe.

I told my 4 and 3 year olds to get stronger, “Milk and Squats.” Can not wait to lift with both my boys when they start playing football.
[/quote]

Whothefuck ever said it was in the face?

And whothefuck LIKES murderers and rapists?
[/quote]

As soon as I saw the piss fetish thing I bawled out laughing, had a feeling it was misinterpreted information.

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[quote]dmaddox wrote:
I hate the bands Rush, Greatful Dead, and Pink Floyd.

[/quote]

THIS

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[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:
I hate the bands Rush, Greatful Dead, and Pink Floyd.

I hate all stand up comedians.

I use sarcasim too much, and embellish the truth.

I can not believe ID lets his wife pee on his face.

I am a Boob man, but enjoy a nice posterior chain, and the face has to be pretty.

I hate murderers, and rapists.

I love PWI.

I still crack up laughing at EliteBalla3 with his shoe.

I told my 4 and 3 year olds to get stronger, “Milk and Squats.” Can not wait to lift with both my boys when they start playing football.
[/quote]

Whothefuck ever said it was in the face?

And whothefuck LIKES murderers and rapists?
[/quote]

As soon as I saw the piss fetish thing I bawled out laughing, had a feeling it was misinterpreted information.[/quote]

Read the line just above the piss in the face.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:
I can not believe ID lets his wife pee on his face.

[/quote]

Whothefuck ever said it was in the face?

[/quote]

Fair assumption given your height and all.

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http://www.postsecret.com/

Confessional: The Website

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[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:
I hate the bands Rush, Greatful Dead, and Pink Floyd.

I hate all stand up comedians.

I use sarcasim too much, and embellish the truth.

I can not believe ID lets his wife pee on his face.

I am a Boob man, but enjoy a nice posterior chain, and the face has to be pretty.

I hate murderers, and rapists.

I love PWI.

I still crack up laughing at EliteBalla3 with his shoe.

I told my 4 and 3 year olds to get stronger, “Milk and Squats.” Can not wait to lift with both my boys when they start playing football.
[/quote]

Whothefuck ever said it was in the face?

And whothefuck LIKES murderers and rapists?
[/quote]

As soon as I saw the piss fetish thing I bawled out laughing, had a feeling it was misinterpreted information.[/quote]

Read the line just above the piss in the face.[/quote]

How convenient, back-peddler.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:
I hate the bands Rush, Greatful Dead, and Pink Floyd.

I hate all stand up comedians.

I use sarcasim too much, and embellish the truth.

I can not believe ID lets his wife pee on his face.

I am a Boob man, but enjoy a nice posterior chain, and the face has to be pretty.

I hate murderers, and rapists.

I love PWI.

I still crack up laughing at EliteBalla3 with his shoe.

I told my 4 and 3 year olds to get stronger, “Milk and Squats.” Can not wait to lift with both my boys when they start playing football.
[/quote]

Whothefuck ever said it was in the face?

And whothefuck LIKES murderers and rapists?
[/quote]

As soon as I saw the piss fetish thing I bawled out laughing, had a feeling it was misinterpreted information.[/quote]

Read the line just above the piss in the face.[/quote]

How convenient, back-peddler.
[/quote]

Pretty funny huh? I did that one on purpose.

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[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:
I can not believe ID lets his wife pee on his face.

[/quote]

Whothefuck ever said it was in the face?

[/quote]

Fair assumption given your height and all.[/quote]

…

!?

well…

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:
I hate the bands Rush, Greatful Dead, and Pink Floyd.

I hate all stand up comedians.

I use sarcasim too much, and embellish the truth.

I can not believe ID lets his wife pee on his face.

I am a Boob man, but enjoy a nice posterior chain, and the face has to be pretty.

I hate murderers, and rapists.

I love PWI.

I still crack up laughing at EliteBalla3 with his shoe.

I told my 4 and 3 year olds to get stronger, “Milk and Squats.” Can not wait to lift with both my boys when they start playing football.
[/quote]

Whothefuck ever said it was in the face?

And whothefuck LIKES murderers and rapists?

[/quote]

FUCK THAT, if you can not find a reason to enjoy the comedy of either Richard Pryor, CK Louis or George Carlin you have no fucking soul

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:
I hate the bands Rush, Greatful Dead, and Pink Floyd.

I hate all stand up comedians.

I use sarcasim too much, and embellish the truth.

I can not believe ID lets his wife pee on his face.

I am a Boob man, but enjoy a nice posterior chain, and the face has to be pretty.

I hate murderers, and rapists.

I love PWI.

I still crack up laughing at EliteBalla3 with his shoe.

I told my 4 and 3 year olds to get stronger, “Milk and Squats.” Can not wait to lift with both my boys when they start playing football.
[/quote]

Whothefuck ever said it was in the face?

And whothefuck LIKES murderers and rapists?
[/quote]

As soon as I saw the piss fetish thing I bawled out laughing, had a feeling it was misinterpreted information.[/quote]

Read the line just above the piss in the face.[/quote]

How convenient, back-peddler.
[/quote]

I guess the joke flew right over you?

Or that you didn’t see it, coming.

:wink:

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[quote]four60 wrote:

FUCK THAT, if you can not find a reason to enjoy the comedy of either Richard Pryor, CK Louis or George Carlin you have no fucking soul
[/quote]

Not a huge fan of cursing every other word. I do not find that funny. I will say some of Bill Cosby’s stand up was pretty good. I love to laugh don’t get me wrong, I just can not sit through an entire stand up routine.

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[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

FUCK THAT, if you can not find a reason to enjoy the comedy of either Richard Pryor, CK Louis or George Carlin you have no fucking soul
[/quote]

Not a huge fan of cursing every other word. I do not find that funny. I will say some of Bill Cosby’s stand up was pretty good. I love to laugh don’t get me wrong, I just can not sit through an entire stand up routine.[/quote]

That group was more about Story telling than punch lines or cursing

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[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
http://www.postsecret.com/

Confessional: The Website[/quote]

Most of those are pretty rough and makes me want to give a hug to whomever wrote them.