[quote]pushharder wrote:
Bert, if you’re Catholic I can’t even imagine how many priests you musta plumb wore out in confessional.[/quote]
I’m Catholic. I went to a Catholic school between kindergarten and 8th grade and we had to go to confessional every other week. I don’t think I ever told the priests about anything too ugly and never got into specifics about any of it.
I have to admit that I was REALLY tempted to tell them I killed someone just to see what would happen. What sort of penance would they give me? Would they even believe me? Would they really hold true to their vows and keep their fucking mouths shut about Paul Allen, who was dissolving in a bathtub in Hell’s Kitchen?
[quote]DSSG wrote:
I enjoy DBcooper’s picture of that disturbing unicorn man. I have hallucinated/imagined some god awful things in my life. Um… I have been tuned on by trannies before. That would be about it. I occasionally recommend shock sites I haven’t been to for people to watch… On an unrelated note look up 2 guys 1 horse. That’s about it for confessions, boring list I know. [/quote]
Hahaha! Funny that you mention my avatar. To be honest, I kinda like it as well. I’ve actually thought about keeping it longer than I am required to, per the terms of my last avatar bet. That way, if people want to bet with me again in the future and I lose again, how much satisfaction can they really get from winning and forcing me to use a fucked up avatar when they know that I willingly used something this heinous for so much longer than was required of me?
My biological father also knocked up a white lady who lived in town (his actual wife, at least for a while before he went off to prison or whatever the fuck happened to him).
My half-brother (younger by all of 10 days) and I went to seperate schools, as that mom moved away.
I was extremely jealous of my half-bother, for reasons unknown.
In fact, even though I really didn’t know him, I hated my half-brother with a complete passion, and pretty much the first thing I did after getting a car was drive to their house in Alto (another little NM town) and beat the shit out of him, just out of the blue. Right there in front of the house.
That was a YEARS ago and we’ve never talked. I regretted doing this from the momement I got back in my car.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Bert, if you’re Catholic I can’t even imagine how many priests you musta plumb wore out in confessional.[/quote]
I’m Catholic. I went to a Catholic school between kindergarten and 8th grade and we had to go to confessional every other week. I don’t think I ever told the priests about anything too ugly and never got into specifics about any of it.
I have to admit that I was REALLY tempted to tell them I killed someone just to see what would happen. What sort of penance would they give me? Would they even believe me? Would they really hold true to their vows and keep their fucking mouths shut about Paul Allen, who was dissolving in a bathtub in Hell’s Kitchen?[/quote]
They’d force you to go to the cops before giving you penance.
SOURCE: being a petty thug growing up with a strict Roman Catholic mom.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
One time my buddy and I were riding our bikes when we came across this other kid who was a couple years younger than us. He kept trying to impress us so eventually we convinced him we’d be his friend if he jumped in the dumpster. When he jumped in the dumpster we closed the lid on him and rode off. [/quote]
[quote]four60 wrote:
When I notice a Woman with chipped nail polish I think of 80’s crack heads. They could be 10’s in every other way but all I see is 25 cent bag of chips eating crackhead. [/quote]
Same with teeth, for me. Bad teeth are a deal breaker.
So are ugly feet. I can’t stand claw toes or wide square feet on a woman.[/quote]
I can handle wide but it does put me off of they haver bigger feet than me. I’m a 13 so does not come up often. I’m not talking abbot hooking up either just how my mind rates them. Yeah sad I know
