@Bauber you have liberty safes?
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Not a single one.
All mine are Homeland or Fort Knox.
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“Liberty Safes. When the closet just doesn’t cut it”.
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
Real Men of Genius
Today we salute you, Liberty Safes. Any company can make a gun safe, but only you can tank your business in a day.
Workin’ with the Feds.
Many a night you thought about taking part in government persecution, and then you woke up one day and did it.
Eroding civil liberties.
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Liberty Safe. You’re going to need some alcohol to get through this.
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I read them in the narrators voice. They all work very well!
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I did too! I actually just listened to a couple of the commercials.
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I used to like the real men of genius. If it wasn’t something I do or have done, it was something someone I know has done.
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I forgot that they switched from American Heroes to Men of Genius after 9/11. I’m no ivy-league educated VP of beer marketing at Bud Light, but it seems like they were better at selling beer back when they were making good commercials.
I’ve slightly edited my early morning joke. I didn’t get the format quite right from memory.
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Well, you can always turn the that safe into target practice. See what will penetrate that steel. That’s all it’s good for now.
Another one bites the dust.
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Ruhroh
I wonder, what does it takes to become an “official beer” of anything? What do you think goes into that process? Is it the great taste, the drinkability or something else?
I also wonder, what type of people will they reel in with their new marketing campaign?
I stopped buying Bud Lite when they joined Team Trans The Kids. Now that they’ve joined Team Beat People Up I feel a lot better about knocking a few of those blue cans down while I yell at the TV.
I don’t predict a great sales surge from this. I don’t think the guys who wear Tapout shirts ever stopped drinking Bud Lite.
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Is this still a thing? I had a tapout tank in like 2008.
Why anyone ever drank it to begin with is beyond me.
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I would imagine the relationship is primarily financial in nature.
I would also imagine it’s a sign the brand can be redeemed within its angry base, which has always been blue collar/tapout/affliction/shitty tatto/bravado based.
I think it’s more of an indication that in the long run cancel culture only lasts as long as emotions are hot, and a business as large as InBev will survive a downturn to live another day when people quit misdirecting anger at men in dresses to a beverage.
I suppose time will tell.
Add eight years of fight training to the wearer.
Given half the fighters are Muslims, Dylan whatever her name is more likely to drink it.
I never gave a fuck about how any brand positions their products in marketing.
Guess I’m not some easily-offended snowflake obsessed by other people’s gender expression (seriously, you should figure out why you’re so obsessed with trans women, is it some part within you don’t quite understand?)
Btw, “woke” used to mean being able to understand that governments and businesses only ever have their own interests in mind.
Now people who think a billionaire real-estate developer from NYC has their best interest in mind use it to describe anything they don’t like, understand or are secretly attracted to.
Aw shucks
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It was a business move to appeal to leftoid rejects
You are replying to a troll.