The Bodyguard and Bricknyce

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Man, this thread is hilarious. No one gets east coast old school humor anymore. Everyone with their panties in a bunch over BG just fucking with people. I don’t know him, but I’ve known men like him: tough as nails and just as quick to take a bullet for a friend as they are to bust his chops. His old school nature is what disturbs you. If someone here (or anywhere) were talking shit and said, “meet me at so-and-so place” HE WOULD SHOW UP. Not a whole lot of “internet tough guys” would show up, and therein lies the difference.

As for what went on in the Broken thread, he was just fucking with the OP at first. (who WAS acting like kind of a pussy over breaking up with his GF telling everyone he’d go to their fucking door and hunt them down if they clowned on his thread. I have to admit, my FIRST reaction was the SAME as BG’s - that little voice in my head went off saying, “what the fuck is HE gonna do about it?”. Then my “higher self” kicked in and I decided to contribute something that was on MY mind. BG would tell me that I’m turning into a pussy, and he’d be right, but it’s working for me! (been out of the hood too long) LOL So after the back and forth, BG realized that he had offended Big Boss and PM’d the man to apologize. He then apologized to the forum and stated exactly what his opinion was in a NON-confrontational way.

I don’t see a problem here… That’s as much as you’re ever gonna get from an east coast old school guy over thirty. That’s how he’s built and it’s who he is. He’s abrasive and rude, but I’d be willing to bet my bottom dollar that he’s one of the most loyal and honest people you’re likely to ever meet.

In today’s world, we kind of laugh and snicker at the words “loyalty” and “honesty”. Our society is sorely lacking in those departments. Same with “trust” and “respect”. Wait a minute! I’m starting use words that describe what men USED to be judged by. Now it’s all about how much do you make, how big is your house, how fast is your car, who’s ass can you kiss to get ahead, and how can I impress this stupid gold-digger with the fake tits?

BG is who he is, and if you asked him he (like I and a few others here) would probably tell you that they’d be FAR more comfortable living 500 years ago swinging a battle axe into somebody’s face than they are living in the pussification of today’s society. To put it quite simply, he is a mirror. What ever you give him he will reflect back to you. If you lead with the open hand, you’ll get a firm hand shake, If you lead with the fist, he’ll break a dick off in your ass. If more folks had the perspective to understand and appreciate that, the world would be a FAR better place, IMHO.

But here I am on an internet forum doing the equivalent of trying to describe the taste of water. Those of us who grew up in an east cost city, and are over 30 can testify to what I’ve written. Most other folks just simply won’t have the perspective to get what I’m saying (NTTATWWT). Personally, I am glad to know that guys like the BG are still around doing what they love to do on the weekends: kicking ass and taking names. [/quote]

Thanks for this post.

I’ve only read a few posts in here fully. As I said in my first post, I’m confused. I’ve only communicated directly with the OP directly once in a thread about deadlifting in which I apologized (sincerely) about expressing myself poorly about deadlifting (How serious and important!).

I’m 30 years old and from the east coast and I consider myself an honest person too. I’m down to talk shop about dietetics, nutrition, training, and anything related to health and well being - sometimes 24/7. It’s what I do for a living actually and I love helping people out with this stuff, hence why I use the site and have listed my contact information in my hub page. I was considering posting my cell too, but I figured that was a bit too much. You’ll see it when I come out with a serious website in the future. Got something to finish in the next four months before I make my site.

However, I don’t know what world some of these people are living in, because such ATTEMPTS at insults and public humiliation would pan out a bit different, or perhaps A LOT different, in person around here, and that includes the more suburban, tree-lined-street type of places around here. That is, such attempts with VERBAL tactics might result in the person receiving insults - or attempts at insults - wanting to make the situation a little more serious. You know, physically. In some cases, it can result in SEVERAL PEOPLE–not just the person on the receiving end of the insults–wanting to make the situation a little more serious. That’s when loudmouths really hit the stop sign.

And by the way, I won’t be responding to everyone who wants to communicate with me in here. I just don’t have the time for that.

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Everyone with their panties in a bunch over BG just fucking with people. [/quote]

If you think everyone here had their panties in a bunch over BG, you’re not nearly as good a judge of character as you think you are.

Honestly, BG was fucking with everyone here, and everyone here was fucking with BG right back. Anyone getting angry over internet fights is uber retarded. Everything I write is written with a shit eating grin on my face.

Come on, AC, you should know better than that. If people really got angry over these internet cat fights they’d never come back.

Brick - for what it’s worth, I think you’re a passionate guy and don’t have a problem with you. You seem a bit high strung but I think it’s more of your writing style.

BGs obviously just a dick (shit eating grin on my face).

Chicken, I agree with your assesment of BG for the most part.

In my opinion, BG can be the biggest asshole on this site and I don’t agree with some of the things he says. But, at the same time, I agree with a lot of his posts and see the humor when he’s being an asshole. Sometimes I laugh. Other times I think he’s just being a dick that LOVES to push buttons just to see how far he can push you… I don’t necessarily think that’s a bad thing.

No matter what, you can’t say that he’s boring. To me, that’s the worst thing you could be on here… A dumb, boring, asshole, who doesn’t contribute a thing.

Now, when it comes to him meeting guys face to face to possibly fight them… I think that’s just beyond dumb. Like Lanky, i’m done with that part of my life. There’s too much at stake and you really have NOTHING to gain from fighting. I’d rather bust balls over some beers and have fun in this stage of my life. I want to work, lift, eat, fuck, love and laugh as much as possible for the rest of my life. That’s my plan. Fighting with people irl or on the internet, is not.

Although, I know all too well how people will say shit when they’re sitting behind a computer and feel that they can say whatever they want, be disrespectful, without there being any reprocussions. I’ve paid visits to guys at my work place, after hearing someone talk shit or something condescending and it’s funny how fast they’ve back-pedaled and changed their tone. But, I sure as hell am not going to let someone from the internet get me that upset that I want to actually fight them. Now, to me, that’s weak.

I enjoy BG’s verbal sparring and ball-busting… It can be a good time. He’s obviously intelligent and well spoken. It’s when he resorts to calling people out to meet them in the school yard after school, is when he jumps the shark, in my opinion. At the end of the day, I really don’t care about who’s being an ass or who disagrees with me. It becomes a blank slate after that conversation or argument.

It’s IMPOSSIBLE for me to genuinely dislike someone on this website. (The people who have the strongest personalities and egos, are most often people that I can’t take THAT seriously. More often than not, they amuse me and like them for whatever reason…) Now, I might think someone’s a douchebag or a nutty bitch at any given moment. But, it’s forgotten about very quickly… I have much more important things to think about, other than someone on the internet being a dickhead.

That’s all I have. I’m tired and i’m going home. Later…

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Brick - for what it’s worth, I think you’re a passionate guy and don’t have a problem with you. You seem a bit high strung but I think it’s more of your writing style.

BGs obviously just a dick (shit eating grin on my face).[/quote]

I also agree with this.

I think Brick’s a genuine guy who wants to help people succeed and gets frustrated with all of the unncessary bullshit and time that’s wasted along with it.

Again, east coast mentality… Not a bad thing in my opinion.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Everyone with their panties in a bunch over BG just fucking with people. [/quote]

If you think everyone here had their panties in a bunch over BG, you’re not nearly as good a judge of character as you think you are.

Honestly, BG was fucking with everyone here, and everyone here was fucking with BG right back. Anyone getting angry over internet fights is uber retarded. Everything I write is written with a shit eating grin on my face.

Come on, AC, you should know better than that. If people really got angry over these internet cat fights they’d never come back.[/quote]

I was referring more to the other thread. But as far as the fighting over interwebz shit goes, some people look at disrespect as disrespect. Period. I was out with a friend of a friend the other week and the guy (from Brooklyn - go figure! lol) got bent out of shape when an older dude called him a “kid” (he was 24 and acting like a fucking kid!). It was just an older guy fucking with a younger guy in a good-natured way. But I ended up almost getting kicked out of a bar cuz this “kid” thought he was getting disrespected (not that I’ve never gotten kicked out of a bar before - just not in Arlington LOL).

In the “kid’s” defense he DID say, “yo, if you call me a kid again, I’m gonna fucking hit you, bro”. The other guy called him a kid… Stupid, I know, but in certain neighborhoods that type of disrespect will get you shot. If you grow up with that mentality, then it becomes a little more understandable.

Just sayin’…

And I’m going out to get my groove on…

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Now, when it comes to him meeting guys face to face to possibly fight them… I think that’s just beyond dumb. Like Lanky, i’m done with that part of my life. There’s too much at stake and you really have NOTHING to gain from fighting. [/quote]

The only people jumping at the chance to fight are the people who don’t know what it feels like to have too much to lose. I’ve been there, and I’m much happier now. :wink:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Brick - for what it’s worth, I think you’re a passionate guy and don’t have a problem with you. You seem a bit high strung but I think it’s more of your writing style.

BGs obviously just a dick (shit eating grin on my face).[/quote]

I also agree with this.

I think Brick’s a genuine guy who wants to help people succeed and gets frustrated with all of the unncessary bullshit and time that’s wasted along with it.

Again, east coast mentality… Not a bad thing in my opinion.[/quote]

You see that, BG? IH agrees with my assessment that you’re a dick. Kick his ass!

BG is one of the more hilarious posters here. I think he should keep doing what he’s been doing.

/single contribution to thread


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[quote]anonym wrote:
BG is one of the more hilarious posters here. I think he should keep doing what he’s been doing.

/single contribution to thread[/quote]

Brick and BG are two posters that I wouldn’t want to see go anywhere.

Man this thread was entertaining. Carry on with the back and forth banter.

So who’s getting called out next week? Anybody wanna place a bet?

Damn it AC, why did you have to start with the BG man hugs. I was just about to unleash my super awsome triple verbal somersault spin move on him. I was totally gonna get him!

So… Monday… I’ll think of someone.

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Also I would like to say, I would insult anyone here to their face, in person. AFTER, we had reached the point where I was comfortable enough with the person and they were comfortable enough with me where it was cool to do so. I love to fuck with my friends, and they love to fuck with me. A day without insulting your friends about their insecurities is a day without friendship. So hopefully people realize by posting on T-Nation, you automatically become my friend because I don’t have time to PM every new poster 100 times letting them know I’m going to be busting their balls.

That said in the typical over 30 (ok 30 right on the dot) east coaster who would rather be wielding a battle axe (ok maybe a musket and a bowie knife), if anyone ever needs help or needs me to be serious and man up for their benefit, I will always do so at the drop of a hat, the PM is open to any and all… Except BG he’s an asshole. :wink:

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what i don’t understand is Bricknyce swans around here like he’s god and his opinion is the gospel, but he is not big?

can someone clear this up for me?

I just figured BG’s at work and killing time. Its always much more entertaining at work if you can stir up some shit and banter.

I think there have even been a few light jabs thrown my way since my last post, but it is what it is. An internet thread used for entertainment. Which it has been doing, for me at least.

[quote]tubesteakboogie wrote:
what i don’t understand is Bricknyce swans around here like he’s god and his opinion is the gospel, but he is not big?

can someone clear this up for me?[/quote]

Just because someone isnt big doesnt mean they don’t know how to get others there. My hairstylist does not have silver hair but I still trust her to dye me every now and then.

[quote]tubesteakboogie wrote:
what i don’t understand is Bricknyce swans around here like he’s god and his opinion is the gospel, but he is not big?

can someone clear this up for me?[/quote]

Confusing as well. When did I ever swan around here like I’m god? When did I say I’m huge?

220# at 5’10" and 14% bodyfat, what I currently am, isn’t small by the way. And I’ve been up to 245 before. Plus I put up some very decent numbers.

I’ve also been training for over ten years, have been following bodybuilding for longer than that, hang with bodybuilders, am a registered dietitian and have undergraduate in nutrition and a pending masters in nutrition and exercise physiology.

Again, how do I swan around like god? Show me some threads I’ve created or posts I’ve made that indicate I swan around like god or think I’m a god.

Again, I regularly keep in contact with some people on here, one in real life, and several through PM, Facebook, phone, and AIM. Grown mature adults interested in nutrition and fitness will tell you about me.

By the way, why do I have to be huge in order to be employed in nutrition or be knowledgeable in in this field and fitness?

And what planet do you live on in which people are respected solely by how big they are and that people can’t be physically fit without being huge. John Berardi is now about 170 to 180. He gets up on TV and talks about nutrition and exercise. Should we no longer take him seriously because he’s HUUUUUUUGE! He’s also a professor in nutrition. Perhaps he should be demoted by his faculty because he’s not HUUUUUUGE! Eric Cressey isn’t huge, deadlifts 600, and runs a successful fitness business.

We should all croak and be booted out of our professions and and fired from our jobs because we’re not huge and we have cheat meals sometimes.

I hope you’re a KID. Because as an ADULT, you have another thing coming to you if your status and position and respect is going to be based on how big you are unless you’re a pro bodybuilder or athlete.

AGAIN: Show some examples of my godliness! And explain like a grown adult how they are god-like.

AND don’t just say, “It SOUNDS like you think you know everything,” or “You just write a certain way,” or any other fiefy, subjective shit.

So I know A LOT about nutrition and fitness.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]tubesteakboogie wrote:
what i don’t understand is Bricknyce swans around here like he’s god and his opinion is the gospel, but he is not big?

can someone clear this up for me?[/quote]

Just because someone isnt big doesnt mean they don’t know how to get others there. My hairstylist does not have silver hair but I still trust her to dye me every now and then.
[/quote]

But what I’ve been 245 at 5’10" isn’t big, and a 350 bench and 500 deadlifts and squats (near rock bottom) are TERRIBLE.