The Bodyguard and Bricknyce

anyway kids. lots of fun today. gotta hit the road. friday’s after the office are busy busy busy :slight_smile:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

Well we have a new contestant. I’ll play along.

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That’s the spirit I like it when they struggle. It’s no fun if they just roll over and accept it.

I’ve got a cage at my place.

the avitar. I don’t really know much about you so I had to use what I was given to work with.

Oh, I’m talking shit. I thought that was obvious.

Never claimed to be. You did claim ignorance though so I felt it necessary to educate. If you already knew, why ask?

(this is where I would normally add another random insult, but I need some more info. I kinda blew my wad on that first one) Uh… hows that man-girdle working out for ya?..[/quote]

I said “max effort” GM - I didn’t claim to not know about other forms of GMs and in fact, I like and use the russian explosive variation to the toes style fairly often. The rest of your post is weak toast. yawn.
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More correctly, max effort was not part of the original claim.

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

Well we have a new contestant. I’ll play along.

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That’s the spirit I like it when they struggle. It’s no fun if they just roll over and accept it.

I’ve got a cage at my place.

the avitar. I don’t really know much about you so I had to use what I was given to work with.

Oh, I’m talking shit. I thought that was obvious.

Never claimed to be. You did claim ignorance though so I felt it necessary to educate. If you already knew, why ask?

(this is where I would normally add another random insult, but I need some more info. I kinda blew my wad on that first one) Uh… hows that man-girdle working out for ya?..[/quote]

I said “max effort” GM - I didn’t claim to not know about other forms of GMs and in fact, I like and use the russian explosive variation to the toes style fairly often. The rest of your post is weak toast. yawn.
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More correctly, max effort was not part of the original claim. [/quote]

@ 500 lbs I thought it was expressly implied.

Actually, the original claim was you could GM > Kheaslim’s squat, which was 530 pounds (I think?).

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]SickAbs wrote:
Since no one laughed at my picture of BG’s dog, here it is again.

Btw this is not a declaration of war.[/quote]

Of course it’s not…b/c I know where to FIND you remember LOL. Stop by the club tonite, we have Cory Gunz and Young Money in the house…leave the white chicks alone for a nite and come back to your roots LOL.

Nice dog. [/quote]

Little wayne is the only good rapper…not that i’ve given any of them a chance. What club though dude? I’m always fist pumpin with the EYE-Talians in dirty Jerz. And there better be some gorgeous black chicks to pry me away from some hot blonde hair blue eyes girls. LOL @ back to my roots, I’m half black half white.

What would Obama do

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

@ 500 lbs I thought it was expressly implied.
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Not if you are a PLing god. Come on man, rep that shit out.

Had bodyguard on ignore for ages but people keep talking to him like he’s a real person so had to unignore him. Live and let live I figure, but reading his posts makes me want to punch things.

[quote]The other Rob wrote:
Had bodyguard on ignore for ages but people keep talking to him like he’s a real person so had to unignore him. Live and let live I figure, but reading his posts makes me want to punch things.[/quote]

If a poster can do that to you, you may want to consider yourself as your first target.

[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]SickAbs wrote:
Since no one laughed at my picture of BG’s dog, here it is again.

Btw this is not a declaration of war.[/quote]

Of course it’s not…b/c I know where to FIND you remember LOL. Stop by the club tonite, we have Cory Gunz and Young Money in the house…leave the white chicks alone for a nite and come back to your roots LOL.

Nice dog. [/quote]

Little wayne is the only good rapper…not that i’ve given any of them a chance. What club though dude? I’m always fist pumpin with the EYE-Talians in dirty Jerz. And there better be some gorgeous black chicks to pry me away from some hot blonde hair blue eyes girls. LOL @ back to my roots, I’m half black half white.

What would Obama do[/quote]

Fuck, just come to Toledo. I got Khalifa on the first. Just say Yeah.

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]The other Rob wrote:
Had bodyguard on ignore for ages but people keep talking to him like he’s a real person so had to unignore him. Live and let live I figure, but reading his posts makes me want to punch things.[/quote]

If a poster can do that to you, you may want to consider yourself as your first target.[/quote]

Noted.

[quote]The other Rob wrote:
Had bodyguard on ignore for ages but people keep talking to him like he’s a real person so had to unignore him. Live and let live I figure, but reading his posts makes me want to punch things.[/quote]

sigh…from England of course…

[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]SickAbs wrote:
Since no one laughed at my picture of BG’s dog, here it is again.

Btw this is not a declaration of war.[/quote]

Of course it’s not…b/c I know where to FIND you remember LOL. Stop by the club tonite, we have Cory Gunz and Young Money in the house…leave the white chicks alone for a nite and come back to your roots LOL.

Nice dog. [/quote]

Little wayne is the only good rapper…not that i’ve given any of them a chance. What club though dude? I’m always fist pumpin with the EYE-Talians in dirty Jerz. And there better be some gorgeous black chicks to pry me away from some hot blonde hair blue eyes girls. LOL @ back to my roots, I’m half black half white.

What would Obama do[/quote]

SA, don’t let them fool you. You will always be black.

SA just pm me if you serious. Plenty of hotties and I’m sure you’ll get to see us put in work too - that’s always entertaining and worth the price of admission alone. Saturday will be out of control too.

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]SickAbs wrote:
Since no one laughed at my picture of BG’s dog, here it is again.

Btw this is not a declaration of war.[/quote]

Of course it’s not…b/c I know where to FIND you remember LOL. Stop by the club tonite, we have Cory Gunz and Young Money in the house…leave the white chicks alone for a nite and come back to your roots LOL.

Nice dog. [/quote]

Little wayne is the only good rapper…not that i’ve given any of them a chance. What club though dude? I’m always fist pumpin with the EYE-Talians in dirty Jerz. And there better be some gorgeous black chicks to pry me away from some hot blonde hair blue eyes girls. LOL @ back to my roots, I’m half black half white.

What would Obama do[/quote]

SA, don’t let them fool you. You will always be black. [/quote]

Proud to be!..But proud to be everything I am.

Now back to hot chicks…Anyone wanna guess who the girl on the right is??? Hint, print fuckin scared her away

You see that, Wol? This thread ain’t dead, yet!

[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]SickAbs wrote:
Since no one laughed at my picture of BG’s dog, here it is again.

Btw this is not a declaration of war.[/quote]

Of course it’s not…b/c I know where to FIND you remember LOL. Stop by the club tonite, we have Cory Gunz and Young Money in the house…leave the white chicks alone for a nite and come back to your roots LOL.

Nice dog. [/quote]

Little wayne is the only good rapper…not that i’ve given any of them a chance. What club though dude? I’m always fist pumpin with the EYE-Talians in dirty Jerz. And there better be some gorgeous black chicks to pry me away from some hot blonde hair blue eyes girls. LOL @ back to my roots, I’m half black half white.

What would Obama do[/quote]

SA, don’t let them fool you. You will always be black. [/quote]

Proud to be!..But proud to be everything I am.

Now back to hot chicks…Anyone wanna guess who the girl on the right is??? Hint, print fuckin scared her away[/quote]

She looks familier…

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

Cliff Notes:

  • BG tinkled a drop or two in the “broken” thread. BG thinks that personal private matters of any gravity are best left off an internet forum. He made some jokes, tongue in cheek, offended a few people. He apologized, but the frothing at the mouth internet mob wanted blood.

  • A little shit stain from CA, who is only known from the back (which is how they also recognize him at the bathhouses on that coast), thought it would be funny to post a thread.

  • Various chains attached themselves in said thread and formed the usual daisy chain. These consist of the unpopular kids in school, and the people who find comfort in “popularity” on the internet. Oh, we got a brother / sister tag team, and some free agents…but they are all looking for love and acceptance on the internet.

  • BG is having fun in the thread that was intended to denigrate him. Massive backfire for OP. BG has been able to work in veiled brags about lifts and earning power, making the unpopular kids even angrier.

  • BG changes avatar to one where he looks like a girl, but isn’t sure how since he’s certainly not a pretty boy. He looks like he has a sour mint in his mouth - which pretty much sums up how he feels about the club he works at![/quote]

Alright.
I just came back from work and checked here to see that you people wrote not less than 5 further pages of your silly catfight.

Let me explain that usually I dont promote Streetfights.
I guess in your case it s better if you guys met for a fight and stop that shit before the internet gets clogged.
Post the vid of the fight (who wants to see GM vid anyway, thats ghey).

Oh by the way rather than giving the title just to some random guy, the winner of that fight should be deemed badst man of T-Nation.
He should get to spend the night with ladieslove if she�´s a girl. If she s a man, the inferiour fighter should get the night with her (Of that you do not post any vid or get beaten up by me as well).

Man, this thread is hilarious. No one gets east coast old school humor anymore. Everyone with their panties in a bunch over BG just fucking with people. I don’t know him, but I’ve known men like him: tough as nails and just as quick to take a bullet for a friend as they are to bust his chops. His old school nature is what disturbs you. If someone here (or anywhere) were talking shit and said, “meet me at so-and-so place” HE WOULD SHOW UP. Not a whole lot of “internet tough guys” would show up, and therein lies the difference.

As for what went on in the Broken thread, he was just fucking with the OP at first. (who WAS acting like kind of a pussy over breaking up with his GF telling everyone he’d go to their fucking door and hunt them down if they clowned on his thread. I have to admit, my FIRST reaction was the SAME as BG’s - that little voice in my head went off saying, “what the fuck is HE gonna do about it?”. Then my “higher self” kicked in and I decided to contribute something that was on MY mind. BG would tell me that I’m turning into a pussy, and he’d be right, but it’s working for me! (been out of the hood too long) LOL So after the back and forth, BG realized that he had offended Big Boss and PM’d the man to apologize. He then apologized to the forum and stated exactly what his opinion was in a NON-confrontational way.

I don’t see a problem here… That’s as much as you’re ever gonna get from an east coast old school guy over thirty. That’s how he’s built and it’s who he is. He’s abrasive and rude, but I’d be willing to bet my bottom dollar that he’s one of the most loyal and honest people you’re likely to ever meet.

In today’s world, we kind of laugh and snicker at the words “loyalty” and “honesty”. Our society is sorely lacking in those departments. Same with “trust” and “respect”. Wait a minute! I’m starting use words that describe what men USED to be judged by. Now it’s all about how much do you make, how big is your house, how fast is your car, who’s ass can you kiss to get ahead, and how can I impress this stupid gold-digger with the fake tits?

BG is who he is, and if you asked him he (like I and a few others here) would probably tell you that they’d be FAR more comfortable living 500 years ago swinging a battle axe into somebody’s face than they are living in the pussification of today’s society. To put it quite simply, he is a mirror. What ever you give him he will reflect back to you. If you lead with the open hand, you’ll get a firm hand shake, If you lead with the fist, he’ll break a dick off in your ass. If more folks had the perspective to understand and appreciate that, the world would be a FAR better place, IMHO.

But here I am on an internet forum doing the equivalent of trying to describe the taste of water. Those of us who grew up in an east cost city, and are over 30 can testify to what I’ve written. Most other folks just simply won’t have the perspective to get what I’m saying (NTTATWWT). Personally, I am glad to know that guys like the BG are still around doing what they love to do on the weekends: kicking ass and taking names.

I’m rather confused by the OP considering that I never considered myself and don’t care to be badass, nor does my social and professional lives warrant being badass. But if some people want to consider me badass, that’s fine with me.

Wolbarret: If I’m so unpopular, why do I get several PMs about training, nutrition, and TRT per week? If I’m so unpopular, why have I made a real life acquaintance and professional colleague who I’ve shared several workouts with? If I’m so unpopular, why do I regularly engage in IM discussion via AIM and Facebook with members from here? If I’m so unpopular, why have I talked on the phone to several members from here? If I’m so unpopular, why has a certain diet thread I created reached its limit in space? Why do I have a thread in the bodybuilding section in which people express high interest in the content, that has been views thousands of times and has almost 500 posts? Explain this unpopularity.

By the way, if anyone on here lives in Long Island or the five boroughs of NYC, contact me. I’d like to have how I’m a badass explained to me in person. Drinks and food are on me. I’m now training at Powerhouse in Bayside and American Physique in Jamaica. I’ll be on Bell Boulevard May 8th. I’m just a bit disheartened the OP doesn’t live closer.

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

In today’s world, we kind of laugh and snicker at the words “loyalty” and “honesty”. Our society is sorely lacking in those departments. Same with “trust” and “respect”. Wait a minute! I’m starting use words that describe what men USED to be judged by. Now it’s all about how much do you make, how big is your house, how fast is your car, who’s ass can you kiss to get ahead, and how can I impress this stupid gold-digger with the fake tits?
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you nailed it. It seems that everyone now ‘‘play the game’’. I feel like I am living with a bunch of parrots who go through life by imitating the social behavior of those around without never really thinking.