The Bodyguard and Bricknyce

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
And when my mind is free
You know a melody can move me
And when I’m feelin’ blue
The guitars coming through to soothe me[/quote]

lol what is it about this thread that makes you break out into song?
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Sometimes there’s a song in my head and I gotta free it, dig?

[quote]WolBarret wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]ladieslove wrote:
FLEXES EVERYTHING AGAIN[/quote]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHERE’S THE VIDEO?!?!?[/quote]

Get a hold of yourself, man!! What would Court do if she found you acting like this? I’ll tell you.[/quote]

She’d applaude my tenacity

[quote]
Remember Live781? Remember that kid? You notice how he disappeared? You know why he disappeared? Because snuck into his ass, slit his fucking throat, and watched him bleed out all over his Dora the Explore bed sheets.

Get your shit together or you’re next. I probably won’t survive the night since I told you, Polo. You just signed my death warrant.[/quote]

Don’t kid yourself … if a video does surface you’d die a happy man

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
LOL fair enough. I don’t want to turn this into a PL thread. The SQ reference was probably just a reference to the GM not being a big deal. I’m not “claiming” a lift I did years ago, equipped. I’ve said it before, equipment has disillusioned my love of the “sport”. Although I deeply respect any big lift, equipped or not, I give greater credence to raw lifts and think that’s the direction the sport should go. I would be damned proud of a 500 raw squat. I am damn proud of my DL, b/c you can’t “equip” the DL significantly.

As for GM form, it is impossible to do a max effort GM without some knee bend. And personally, with the knee tweak I’ve been having, I can’t really bend that much but I am certainly not SL either and nor should I be! As for ROM, I’m sure I’m pretty good but who knows, I’ve never filmed it. But seriously, are you nitpicking a 500lb GM? Really? A 500lb GM is a 500lb GM. If you don’t believe me, put 500 on your back and GM with any form you choose. Get my point?

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I never claimed that any particular way to do a GM was wrong, nor that any way of doing a 500 pound one in unimpressive, just pointing out that there is a large range to its impressiveness. But I would recommend checking out some of the Russian weightlifters training vids.

Actually Iâ??m hear mostly because I wasted so much time skimming this thread I felt retarded if I didnâ??t post something. And 2, I want to see a 500 pound GM.

Oh, and you claimed mid 700s because it sounds higher than 725.

I also am choosing to bash you because Iâ??m siding with the woman over the 45 year old has-been making outrageous claims about the glory days that are gone because of a bad knee and who apparently made a ridiculous face as a child and actually had it stick that way.

And if youâ??ll look and my squat vid in my hub, youâ??ll see what is essentially a 500 pound GM. I fell forward, got on my toes, and good-morninged the weight up. So yeah, I think Iâ??m fit to speak on the subject.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]kheaslim wrote:
This is still going!?

And ppl want a goodmorning video?? Really?

500lbs goodmorning is strong, but not unbelievable IMO. [/quote]

I didn’t say it was good, I didn’t even say BG couldn’t do it. I’m sure most people have a GM very comparable to their squat.

But FFS, if you’re gonna start throwing out numbers to one up someone else in a thread, I want a damn video.[/quote]

But surely a smart guy like you is smart enough to know I don’t care what you want. I don’t care what you think you’re entitled to. You can have your transfer order, I mean video, but you’ll have to ask me nicely. You see Lanky, I can deal with the 21-year-old-undeveloped-never-had-pussy-video-game-playing-douche bags and their tribute threads, the daisy chains, the incestuous brother sister teams, the genetically and mentally challenged and all the other special kids on tnation. I don’t want money, and I don’t want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty K-Mart uniform and with your GED educated mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely!

Are we clear?

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Wow, you’re so far off from the truth I’m actually embarrassed for you. Besides, I’m not even referring to you anymore. I’ve already written you off as another joke of T-Nation.

I know - you don’t care. I know - you’re an internet tough guy. Whatever you’re about to reply…I know.

PS - work on your insult skills - they’re not funny or based in truth, so pretty ineffective.

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
LOL fair enough. I don’t want to turn this into a PL thread. The SQ reference was probably just a reference to the GM not being a big deal. I’m not “claiming” a lift I did years ago, equipped. I’ve said it before, equipment has disillusioned my love of the “sport”. Although I deeply respect any big lift, equipped or not, I give greater credence to raw lifts and think that’s the direction the sport should go. I would be damned proud of a 500 raw squat. I am damn proud of my DL, b/c you can’t “equip” the DL significantly.

As for GM form, it is impossible to do a max effort GM without some knee bend. And personally, with the knee tweak I’ve been having, I can’t really bend that much but I am certainly not SL either and nor should I be! As for ROM, I’m sure I’m pretty good but who knows, I’ve never filmed it. But seriously, are you nitpicking a 500lb GM? Really? A 500lb GM is a 500lb GM. If you don’t believe me, put 500 on your back and GM with any form you choose. Get my point?

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I never claimed that any particular way to do a GM was wrong, nor that any way of doing a 500 pound one in unimpressive, just pointing out that there is a large range to its impressiveness. But I would recommend checking out some of the Russian weightlifters training vids.

Actually I�¢??m hear mostly because I wasted so much time skimming this thread I felt retarded if I didn�¢??t post something. And 2, I want to see a 500 pound GM.

Oh, and you claimed mid 700s because it sounds higher than 725.

I also am choosing to bash you because I�¢??m siding with the woman over the 45 year old has-been making outrageous claims about the glory days that are gone because of a bad knee and who apparently made a ridiculous face as a child and actually had it stick that way.

And if you�¢??ll look and my squat vid in my hub, you�¢??ll see what is essentially a 500 pound GM. I fell forward, got on my toes, and good-morninged the weight up. So yeah, I think I�¢??m fit to speak on the subject.

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Well we have a new contestant. I’ll play along.

What exactly would the outrageous claim be? I can GM 500 tomorrow. My glory day is right now. I never had a glory day PL. I’m a pedestrian PL.

I made a ridiculous face? Seriously? You’re talking about faces?

I have no interest in your squat vid. None. Nor do I have any interest as to whether you could GM 500. I’ll alwasy respect a good lift, even if I think you’re talking shit on the internet.

Oh, and you’re not the only one who has youtubed the russian good mornings. I do them hillbilly. Even write them in my log Russian GM to identify the form difference. So you’re an authority now? Go ahead, nit pick the finer points of the GM. LOL.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]kheaslim wrote:
This is still going!?

And ppl want a goodmorning video?? Really?

500lbs goodmorning is strong, but not unbelievable IMO. [/quote]

I didn’t say it was good, I didn’t even say BG couldn’t do it. I’m sure most people have a GM very comparable to their squat.

But FFS, if you’re gonna start throwing out numbers to one up someone else in a thread, I want a damn video.[/quote]

But surely a smart guy like you is smart enough to know I don’t care what you want. I don’t care what you think you’re entitled to. You can have your transfer order, I mean video, but you’ll have to ask me nicely. You see Lanky, I can deal with the 21-year-old-undeveloped-never-had-pussy-video-game-playing-douche bags and their tribute threads, the daisy chains, the incestuous brother sister teams, the genetically and mentally challenged and all the other special kids on tnation. I don’t want money, and I don’t want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty K-Mart uniform and with your GED educated mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely!

Are we clear?

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Wow, you’re so far off from the truth I’m actually embarrassed for you. Besides, I’m not even referring to you anymore. I’ve already written you off as another joke of T-Nation.

I know - you don’t care. I know - you’re an internet tough guy. Whatever you’re about to reply…I know.

PS - work on your insult skills - they’re not funny or based in truth, so pretty ineffective. [/quote]

jeez you’re losing lots of steam. was I way off with K-Mart? Was it Walmart? I’m sorry. No, no, WaWa right? as far as internet tough guys, why don’t you just give me a call next time you’re tackling a 5lb cheesesteak and i’ll give you the chance to see me and get off your chest what you need to say…and then we can both come back here and file reports. i think it will be fun and everyone would love to tune in. i rather get my old ass kicked than have to sit here and listen to some “man” insult another over the fucking internet like you’re online playing some fantasy video game. i can understand a woman, even the 21 year old dickhead…but another man? really? because, at the end of the day, i don’t remember this being a “lankymofo” thread and me coming here to talk shit. you chose to be here, talk your shit…so don’t get that thong all twisted when i choose to reply. you’re like a kid that hits someone and runs home crying when they lump that eye up in return.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]kheaslim wrote:
This is still going!?

And ppl want a goodmorning video?? Really?

500lbs goodmorning is strong, but not unbelievable IMO. [/quote]

I didn’t say it was good, I didn’t even say BG couldn’t do it. I’m sure most people have a GM very comparable to their squat.

But FFS, if you’re gonna start throwing out numbers to one up someone else in a thread, I want a damn video.[/quote]

But surely a smart guy like you is smart enough to know I don’t care what you want. I don’t care what you think you’re entitled to. You can have your transfer order, I mean video, but you’ll have to ask me nicely. You see Lanky, I can deal with the 21-year-old-undeveloped-never-had-pussy-video-game-playing-douche bags and their tribute threads, the daisy chains, the incestuous brother sister teams, the genetically and mentally challenged and all the other special kids on tnation. I don’t want money, and I don’t want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty K-Mart uniform and with your GED educated mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely!

Are we clear?

[/quote]

Wow, you’re so far off from the truth I’m actually embarrassed for you. Besides, I’m not even referring to you anymore. I’ve already written you off as another joke of T-Nation.

I know - you don’t care. I know - you’re an internet tough guy. Whatever you’re about to reply…I know.

PS - work on your insult skills - they’re not funny or based in truth, so pretty ineffective. [/quote]

jeez you’re losing lots of steam. was I way off with K-Mart? Was it Walmart? I’m sorry. No, no, WaWa right? as far as internet tough guys, why don’t you just give me a call next time you’re tackling a 5lb cheesesteak and i’ll give you the chance to see me and get off your chest what you need to say…and then we can both come back here and file reports. i think it will be fun and everyone would love to tune in. i rather get my old ass kicked than have to sit here and listen to some “man” insult another over the fucking internet like you’re online playing some fantasy video game. i can understand a woman, even the 21 year old dickhead…but another man? really? because, at the end of the day, i don’t remember this being a “lankymofo” thread and me coming here to talk shit. you chose to be here, talk your shit…so don’t get that thong all twisted when i choose to reply. you’re like a kid that hits someone and runs home crying when they lump that eye up in return.
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I didn’t even know grown men still went around looking for fights. Even worse, you’re looking for a fight over the internet. Geez, man, you’re life must suck big donkey balls.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I didn’t even know grown men still went around looking for fights. Even worse, you’re looking for a fight over the internet. Geez, man, you’re life must suck big donkey balls.[/quote]

Okay, let’s be reasonable. Play along. I know its hard. Would you talk to another man in the manner you have talked to me, in person? And if you would, would you be surprised if it became a problem more times than not? “Looking” for a fight? Did I make this ridiculous immature thread? Did I find and insult you? Should you not be a man and only say on the internet what you would be willing to say in person? Are you really relying on the “it’s just the internet” defense? Have you not repeatedly called me an “e tough guy”? I’m just giving you opportunity to find out. I’m not looking for a fight - never that. But I want to see if you will carry yourself like that in person. And if you do, well then, we’ll be dusting up.

Now answer my questions above.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]kheaslim wrote:
This is still going!?

And ppl want a goodmorning video?? Really?

500lbs goodmorning is strong, but not unbelievable IMO. [/quote]

I didn’t say it was good, I didn’t even say BG couldn’t do it. I’m sure most people have a GM very comparable to their squat.

But FFS, if you’re gonna start throwing out numbers to one up someone else in a thread, I want a damn video.[/quote]

But surely a smart guy like you is smart enough to know I don’t care what you want. I don’t care what you think you’re entitled to. You can have your transfer order, I mean video, but you’ll have to ask me nicely. You see Lanky, I can deal with the 21-year-old-undeveloped-never-had-pussy-video-game-playing-douche bags and their tribute threads, the daisy chains, the incestuous brother sister teams, the genetically and mentally challenged and all the other special kids on tnation. I don’t want money, and I don’t want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty K-Mart uniform and with your GED educated mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely!

Are we clear?

[/quote]

Wow, you’re so far off from the truth I’m actually embarrassed for you. Besides, I’m not even referring to you anymore. I’ve already written you off as another joke of T-Nation.

I know - you don’t care. I know - you’re an internet tough guy. Whatever you’re about to reply…I know.

PS - work on your insult skills - they’re not funny or based in truth, so pretty ineffective. [/quote]

jeez you’re losing lots of steam. was I way off with K-Mart? Was it Walmart? I’m sorry. No, no, WaWa right? as far as internet tough guys, why don’t you just give me a call next time you’re tackling a 5lb cheesesteak and i’ll give you the chance to see me and get off your chest what you need to say…and then we can both come back here and file reports. i think it will be fun and everyone would love to tune in. i rather get my old ass kicked than have to sit here and listen to some “man” insult another over the fucking internet like you’re online playing some fantasy video game. i can understand a woman, even the 21 year old dickhead…but another man? really? because, at the end of the day, i don’t remember this being a “lankymofo” thread and me coming here to talk shit. you chose to be here, talk your shit…so don’t get that thong all twisted when i choose to reply. you’re like a kid that hits someone and runs home crying when they lump that eye up in return.
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I didn’t even know grown men still went around looking for fights. Even worse, you’re looking for a fight over the internet. Geez, man, you’re life must suck big donkey balls.[/quote]

Lanky, The only crticism I’m going to give you, is that it took you till now to realize this.

V

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

I didn’t even know grown men went around talking shit on the internet. Even worse, you’re claiming an internet defense for the actions of a grown man. Geez, man, you’re (sic, it’s “your” - there’s that GED edumacation showing again) life must suck big donkey balls.[/quote]

I fixed your post while awaiting your next reply. Please hurry. Almost time to leave. I have a dinner date and need to squeeze in a workout before the club tonite.

[quote]Vegita wrote:
Lanky, The only crticism I’m going to give you, is that it took you till now to realize this.

V[/quote]

Keep it up V and I won’t keep your wife out of your hair anymore. If I stop occupying her, you’re not going to make bowling night anymore.

I’ll give BG this much, He is a tough SOB, he has been getting his ass handed to him over and over in this here thread and he keeps coming back for more. I know I know BG, last time I mentioned you were getting your ass handed to you, you said I could come visit you in jersey bla bla bla somthing or other. Regardless of all that I am probably going to be taking a break. HEY! … I just noticed something. Your picture… did you play a role in an 80’s sitcom Life Goes On?

V


Since no one laughed at my picture of BG’s dog, here it is again.

Btw this is not a declaration of war.

[quote]Vegita wrote:
I’ll give BG this much, He is a tough SOB, he has been getting his ass handed to him over and over in this here thread and he keeps coming back for more. I know I know BG, last time I mentioned you were getting your ass handed to you, you said I could come visit you in jersey bla bla bla somthing or other. Regardless of all that I am probably going to be taking a break. HEY! … I just noticed something. Your picture… did you play a role in an 80’s sitcom Life Goes On?

V[/quote]

CORKY FTW!!!

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

Well we have a new contestant. I’ll play along.

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That’s the spirit I like it when they struggle. It’s no fun if they just roll over and accept it.

I’ve got a cage at my place.

the avitar. I don’t really know much about you so I had to use what I was given to work with.

Oh, I’m talking shit. I thought that was obvious.

Never claimed to be. You did claim ignorance though so I felt it necessary to educate. If you already knew, why ask?

(this is where I would normally add another random insult, but I need some more info. I kinda blew my wad on that first one) Uh… hows that man-girdle working out for ya?..

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I didn’t even know grown men still went around looking for fights. Even worse, you’re looking for a fight over the internet. Geez, man, you’re life must suck big donkey balls.[/quote]

Okay, let’s be reasonable. Play along. I know its hard. Would you talk to another man in the manner you have talked to me, in person? And if you would, would you be surprised if it became a problem more times than not? “Looking” for a fight? Did I make this ridiculous immature thread? Did I find and insult you? Should you not be a man and only say on the internet what you would be willing to say in person? Are you really relying on the “it’s just the internet” defense? Have you not repeatedly called me an “e tough guy”? I’m just giving you opportunity to find out. I’m not looking for a fight - never that. But I want to see if you will carry yourself like that in person. And if you do, well then, we’ll be dusting up.

Now answer my questions above.[/quote]

HA! Insult you? I asked you to post a fucking video! The e-tough guy comments originated because you’re always acting so damn “alpha”.

Quite honestly, you could be right in front of me, talking all the shit you want…and I still wouldn’t fight you. That part of my life is gone. It would take you laying a hand on me to even respond. At this point in my life I’ve got entirely too much to lose to risk it over some petty shit talking.

Doesn’t that sound “reasonable” to you?

[quote]SickAbs wrote:
Since no one laughed at my picture of BG’s dog, here it is again.

Btw this is not a declaration of war.[/quote]

Of course it’s not…b/c I know where to FIND you remember LOL. Stop by the club tonite, we have Cory Gunz and Young Money in the house…leave the white chicks alone for a nite and come back to your roots LOL.

Nice dog.

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

Well we have a new contestant. I’ll play along.

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That’s the spirit I like it when they struggle. It’s no fun if they just roll over and accept it.

I’ve got a cage at my place.

the avitar. I don’t really know much about you so I had to use what I was given to work with.

Oh, I’m talking shit. I thought that was obvious.

Never claimed to be. You did claim ignorance though so I felt it necessary to educate. If you already knew, why ask?

(this is where I would normally add another random insult, but I need some more info. I kinda blew my wad on that first one) Uh… hows that man-girdle working out for ya?..[/quote]

I said “max effort” GM - I didn’t claim to not know about other forms of GMs and in fact, I like and use the russian explosive variation to the toes style fairly often. The rest of your post is weak toast. yawn.

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

I didn’t even know grown men went around talking shit on the internet. Even worse, you’re claiming an internet defense for the actions of a grown man. Geez, man, you’re (sic, it’s “your” - there’s that GED edumacation showing again) life must suck big donkey balls.[/quote]

I fixed your post while awaiting your next reply. Please hurry. Almost time to leave. I have a dinner date and need to squeeze in a workout before the club tonite.[/quote]

Lol, you’re really going to start cherry picking typos out of my posts? You’re reaching, here, man. You’re reaching.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

I didn’t even know grown men went around talking shit on the internet. Even worse, you’re claiming an internet defense for the actions of a grown man. Geez, man, you’re (sic, it’s “your” - there’s that GED edumacation showing again) life must suck big donkey balls.[/quote]

I fixed your post while awaiting your next reply. Please hurry. Almost time to leave. I have a dinner date and need to squeeze in a workout before the club tonite.[/quote]

Lol, you’re really going to start cherry picking typos out of my posts? You’re reaching, here, man. You’re reaching. [/quote]

i hate the misuse of your and you’re … lol