Friends and family.
Agree with Wol.
Can we add Der Candy to the Code Red??? PLEASE!!?!?!?!
45lb plates, fake tits, clean trim, and taking a massive shit after holding it in for about 15 mins. Oh, and finding a gas station to take a piss in after driving around for an hour.
[quote]Corkonian wrote:
No actually even better than coke is fucking a girl on ectasy.
If you can get it up and keep it up all the way through, believe me blowjobs even cum (get it) in 2nd to this.
But its NOT easy, trust me took me around 7 tries to finally go all the way while out of meh head.
Thats your task for the next 2 weeks, if anyone does it then you will be eternally gratefull.[/quote]
Ok - this is NEARLY spot on.
I totally agree with the above, but…
Why stick with one girl? Three would be better!
Also, when you come up for air, have a bit of sniff too why don’t you?
Good quality MDMA, is indeed, a lot of fun.
I can’t believe no one mentioned pie. Really, after all the coke, fucking, fake tits, and revenge, wouldn’t you just like a piece of pie?
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
I can’t believe no one mentioned pie. Really, after all the coke, fucking, fake tits, and revenge, wouldn’t you just like a piece of pie?[/quote]
What sort of pie? And do I get cream with it?
[quote]Der Candy wrote:
I like my women how I like my whiskey,
12 years old and mixed up with coke![/quote]
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Ground up and in the freezer!
[quote]Renton wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
I can’t believe no one mentioned pie. Really, after all the coke, fucking, fake tits, and revenge, wouldn’t you just like a piece of pie?
What sort of pie? And do I get cream with it?
[/quote]
Ass pie with some man cream on top. You know you love it.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
Iron Mind wrote:
lol Guys would you fucking listin to youselves.
Please before you post in future just say it out loud to yourself before you hit the send button.
Fuckin twats LMFAO
You must be new here.[/quote]
And for proper initiation you must allow Renton the pleasure of sticking his man piece in your asshole while Mak tickles his ball sack from behind.
[quote]Renton wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
I can’t believe no one mentioned pie. Really, after all the coke, fucking, fake tits, and revenge, wouldn’t you just like a piece of pie?
What sort of pie? And do I get cream with it?
[/quote]
Pie is like pussy. It comes in many delecious varieties, but you have to supply your own cream.
[quote]FlavaDave wrote:
Der Candy wrote:
I like my women how I like my whiskey,
12 years old and mixed up with coke!
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Ground up and in the freezer![/quote]
I would like to add that I like my women like I like my coffee…with no clothes on.
Giggety fricken gig.