[quote]super saiyan wrote:
KATHMANDU, Nepal (CNN) – A genetically gifted American teen is a hero today. The aptly named Drivethruhero saved eight orphans from a fiery inferno after the orphanage caught fire early this morning.
Trapped on the third floor, the young children had no way out when rescuers were unable to reach the windows.
That’s when a young man with a ridiculously long neck came to the rescue. Drivethruhero stood next to the building and allowed the children, one by one, to climb on to his head and slide down his neck to safety.
City officials were grateful for Drivethruhero’s efforts, but also claimed he had a responsibility to save the children. That’s because arson inspectors attributed the fire to the massive flame coming from Drivethruhero’s “Rate My Physique” thread on T-Nation.
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[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Everyone laughs and makes fun of his neck, but when the draughts come, and the leaves are sparse, he’ll still be eating from the top of the trees while we starve to death.[/quote]
