[quote]Makavali wrote:
brancron wrote:
ATTENTION:
This is officially the final post in this thread.
/thread
I don’t think this thread is going to die anytime soon.[/quote]
But will it ever be as long as the OP’s neck?
Time will tell.
Can we get this stickied, perhaps?
Some of these threads should live on forever…
I was so shocked by that neck that I actually called a couple of buddies to give them a link to this.
Epic.
Why am I posting in this thread again? I guess it’s the principle of it all. Hell, that sounded stupid. I’m rambling. I don’t know why. I feel compelled… to do nothing but sit on my ass…
indeed, indeed, indeed…
how the fuck do people like this still exist,if he is real.what aboutnatural selection?
[quote]jackhurley wrote:
how the fuck do people like this still exist,if he is real.what aboutnatural selection?[/quote]
lol i agree how on earth hasnt some real human not beaten him to a pulp yet , hey even a little tabby cat should have at least eaten him by now. one of the great mysteries of the world.
[quote] OB1 wrote:
jackhurley wrote:
how the fuck do people like this still exist,if he is real.what aboutnatural selection?
lol i agree how on earth hasnt some real human not beaten him to a pulp yet , hey even a little tabby cat should have at least eaten him by now. one of the great mysteries of the world.[/quote]
Times have changed, if it still would have been survivor of the fittest his kind would perish.
[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Can we get this stickied, perhaps?
Some of these threads should live on forever…[/quote]
great idea. for what its worth, this thread is what got me coming to T-Nation everyday, and since then ive gotten more serious in training, made a log, etc.
so in a way, drivethruhero has inspired me to get off my ass!
maybe that could be T-Nations new motto :“come for the comedy, stay for the gut-wrenching workouts”
A man and a giraffe enter a bar and they sit down on two stools at the front and the guy says to the bartender," Two beers please bartender."
The bartender pours them two beers and the giraffe grabs his and drinks it down in one go, and his mate follows suit. John then says again, “Another two beers please bartender.” The bartender pours two more beers and once again the giraffe necks his and his friend does likewise. This goes on for a fair while with the giraffe and his companion downing beer after beer after beer.
The two have had about 12 beers each when the guy looks over at the giraffe who is starting to wobble on his stool…his wobbling gets worse and worse and eventually he just passes out and falls backwards off the stool onto the floor.
John looks at him and then gets up off his stool and starts walking out of the bar.
The bartender then yells at the guy as he is leaving, “OY…you can’t leave that lyin’ there.”
John looks at the giraffe and then replies, “That’s not a lion that’s a giraffe,” and walks out.
19 pages of epic destruction.
Drivethruhero has assured his place in T-Nation history…
[quote]SkyNett wrote:
19 pages of epic destruction.
Drivethruhero has assured his place in T-Nation history… [/quote]
Maybe he’s kind of a twisted genious.
Drivethru after a bulk
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I just fell. Out of my chair.
Maybe he pulled too many cars in a strongman competition and his neck got super long…or something like that…
Somewhere in Africa, Giraffe’s are pretty pissed that their rep on T-Nation is hinging on this guy.
I found out the reason OP hasn’t logged in for a while.
Everyone laughs and makes fun of his neck, but when the draughts come, and the leaves are sparse, he’ll still be eating from the top of the trees while we starve to death.
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
Everyone laughs and makes fun of his neck, but when the draughts come, and the leaves are sparse, he’ll still be eating from the top of the trees while we starve to death.[/quote]
I got a stool motherfucker.
be prepared.
KATHMANDU, Nepal (CNN) – A genetically gifted American teen is a hero today. The aptly named Drivethruhero saved eight orphans from a fiery inferno after the orphanage caught fire early this morning.
Trapped on the third floor, the young children had no way out when rescuers were unable to reach the windows. That’s when a young man with a ridiculously long neck came to the rescue. Drivethruhero stood next to the building and allowed the children, one by one, to climb on to his head and slide down his neck to safety.
City officials were grateful for Drivethruhero’s efforts, but also claimed he had a responsibility to save the children. That’s because arson inspectors attributed the fire to the massive flame coming from Drivethruhero’s “Rate My Physique” thread on T-Nation.
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
KATHMANDU, Nepal (CNN) – A genetically gifted American teen is a hero today. The aptly named Drivethruhero saved eight orphans from a fiery inferno after the orphanage caught fire early this morning.
Trapped on the third floor, the young children had no way out when rescuers were unable to reach the windows. That’s when a young man with a ridiculously long neck came to the rescue. Drivethruhero stood next to the building and allowed the children, one by one, to climb on to his head and slide down his neck to safety.
City officials were grateful for Drivethruhero’s efforts, but also claimed he had a responsibility to save the children. That’s because arson inspectors attributed the fire to the massive flame coming from Drivethruhero’s “Rate My Physique” thread on T-Nation.
[/quote]
hahahahahah one word- EPIC