[quote]RickJames wrote:
hahahahahahahaha this shit is great. Whoever came up with “The Journey” posts is a fucking genious…I’m laughing my ass off. Check this:
This girl I?ve been seeing, she?s been on my case about taking her out to eat. Dinner and dancing. I haven?t been with her long, but her birthday is coming up and she wants it to be special. I told her I?m dieting, but she won?t back off–she’s tough and I like that. ?Just sit there and watch me eat then,? she says. Now tell me, what the fuck is wrong with that? Am I supposed to just sit there with a grin on my face and my thumb in my ass? Anyway, I try to explain to her what dieting means, put it in terms she?d understand. I ask her why she always goes out with her bag. ?It?s got all my valuables in there.? Well, when I go out, I carry something too?a cooler and what goes in it is valuable to me. That cooler is my lifeline. When I?m out longer than two hours, I take a cooler with me. OK. Now depending on what?s she?s wearing, she?ll take one bag or another. Me? Depending on how long I?m out, I?ll take my small or large cooler."
“My girl is paying the price because of that difference? Her plans, her expectations on this night, her birthday, were swept aside? No dinner, no dancing. In fact, she had to order takeout for dinner. I offered to pay, but she wouldn?t take it. ?Fuck off, you asshole. You were supposed to take me out,? she said. Yeah, this girl?s got some fire? I like that. But all that aside, here she is, gutting it out, staying by my side. True, she?s pissed, but she?s trying to make it work.”
My sides are hurting from laughing at someone this pathetic. And can he not afford a shirt without a hole in it? hahahahaha. Oh that’s right, his only marketable skill is dancing around on stage in a thong for the pleasure of other men. He’s about one sponsorship away from being homeless. Or so they would have you believe.
This narcissist fits somewhere on the “hard core” scale between Richard Simmons and the creepy guy who just confessed to killing the Ramsey kid. There’s a difference between obsession and just not being able to handle anything more than a diet and going to the gym once a day. What a complete joke.[/quote]
What a bunch of shit. It is tripe like this that gives weightlifters a bad rap.