The 3 Pound Burger Challenge

Smoke weed before. I don’t smoke, but I have a friend who does since it makes him eat more. Also, watch Man V. Food on the Travel Channel and see if you can pick up some tips. The host seems to go the ‘Hare’ route rather than the ‘Tortoise’ route.

If you get up early enough, you could do back AND legs that day…and swim right after the back lift…and if you drop the carbs out of your PWO shakes (i.e. just a really low-cal whey isolate and water) you’ll be bloody ravenous. Set it up so you go straight from the gym to the restaurant and you’ll be golden.

Later this summer, you can repeat the feat, with the girl cooing words of encouragement in your ear…yeah, cooing > all other forms of verbal communication by women.

[quote]CGspot wrote:
Chris Colucci wrote:
Professional competitive eater Sonya Thomas holds the IFOCE (International Federation of Competitive Eating) record for finishing a 9-pound Big Daddy Burger in 27 minutes (she only weighs about 98 pounds). She also holds the record for finishing 7 3/4-pound burgers in 10 minutes.

there’s a little asian girl on there too who places in the top 5 and i think she’s about the same weight

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Man…how’s about a 3-sum with Sonya and the asian girl? Those 2 must be bat-shit crazy eating like that, god knows what they’d be like in bed.

I can picture it now, “hey which one of you two bat-shit crazy hoes can suck my dick the most in 10-12 minutes? Ready…GO !”

[quote]sen say wrote:
CGspot wrote:
Chris Colucci wrote:
Professional competitive eater Sonya Thomas holds the IFOCE (International Federation of Competitive Eating) record for finishing a 9-pound Big Daddy Burger in 27 minutes (she only weighs about 98 pounds). She also holds the record for finishing 7 3/4-pound burgers in 10 minutes.

there’s a little asian girl on there too who places in the top 5 and i think she’s about the same weight

Man…how’s about a 3-sum with Sonya and the asian girl? Those 2 must be bat-shit crazy eating like that, god knows what they’d be like in bed.

I can picture it now, “hey which one of you two bat-shit crazy hoes can suck my dick the most in 10-12 minutes? Ready…GO !”[/quote]

If you can last 12 minutes then they aren’t doing it right.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
sen say wrote:
CGspot wrote:
Chris Colucci wrote:
Professional competitive eater Sonya Thomas holds the IFOCE (International Federation of Competitive Eating) record for finishing a 9-pound Big Daddy Burger in 27 minutes (she only weighs about 98 pounds). She also holds the record for finishing 7 3/4-pound burgers in 10 minutes.

there’s a little asian girl on there too who places in the top 5 and i think she’s about the same weight

Man…how’s about a 3-sum with Sonya and the asian girl? Those 2 must be bat-shit crazy eating like that, god knows what they’d be like in bed.

I can picture it now, “hey which one of you two bat-shit crazy hoes can suck my dick the most in 10-12 minutes? Ready…GO !”

If you can last 12 minutes then they aren’t doing it right.[/quote]

I think I could make it…they’d probably dunk it in water before swallowing it just like they do with hot dogs…that’d be kinda distracting.

[quote]DON D1ESEL wrote:

Later this summer, you can repeat the feat, with the girl cooing words of encouragement in your ear…yeah, cooing > all other forms of verbal communication by women.[/quote]

lol