Ah, come on, I was talking about MMMM, LOL!
MMMF will do too…
Dwarf! Where is my pic?
[quote]DJS wrote:
Dwarf! Where is my pic? [/quote]
You. Don’t want one man. A few weeks after he sends it to you there will be shit streaks all over your chest upon waking. You see, Iron Dwarf enjoys rubbing his ass on bare chests.
Weeks after that, you will encounter a tiny man nibbling on your ear lobes while driving. These nibble attacks will lead to phantom handjobs. You will report all this to every authority available but deaf ears will hear.
You will be admitted to a drug rehab where Iron Dwarf volunteers. He will force you to take drugs and blacmail you intp shitting in his hair. Drawf has always wanted brown hair…this is how he achieves it, if only temporarily.
You will be released and lead a normal life until you receive a box abouth the size of a trash can. It will be Dwarf passed out in the box. Covered in fecal matter. he’s like a squirrel as he binges on poop and sleeps until his delivery to his next victim.
You being the noble person you are attempt to revive him with water and pita crackers.
Tthats your downfall…
Dwarf will build a tree house on your property and live there smearing feces around like its nobodys buisness.
Your house will take on a new brown color due to the smearing. At this point, dwarf will neing playing his flute and multiply into 8 Dwarves. The will combine to form mega drwaf…who is five foot teen inches tall and a nymphomaniac.
This is the man you will have sex with.
Iron Mega Dwarf will charm his way in your house by cleaning it off and apologizing. He will explain that after vietnam life has been quite odd for him, terrifying at times. You will feel sorry for him…
Then sex.
Not just sex, but multi orgasmic and mind numbing…spiritually galvanizing buttfuck.
Dwarf will disassemble and sneak out off your house while you sleep…never to be heard from again.
He’s a hit and quit type of dude. He likes getting guys to fall in love with him before idsappearing.
Every now and then you, smell a mix and shit and shampoo and your heart will begin pounding as you will expect to see megadwarf
But it will not be
You will hear giggling and assume mega dwarf has returned…not
You will commit suicide and spend eternity searching for Dwarf
Only to realize you are Dwarf…and you will draw someone a picture…on the internet.
^ What???