Testosterone is Dying: A Rant

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[quote]detazathoth wrote:
Rockscar wrote:
Irish Muscle wrote:
kroby wrote:
Irish Muscle wrote:
the back of my pants smells like ass, hell yeh.

Um, shower once a day. Then the women won’t run away when you take your pants off. They do that now, don’t they? C’mon, tell the truth.

You don’t have to smell like shit. Or cologne, either. You can smell like… nothing.

why’d you have to bust my chops? I was just tryin to be cool on the internet.

Now i feel uncomforatble and i’m sure il have erectile problems because my ego is damaged.

I hope your happy, JERKWAD

Smells like ass in here…and I’ll raise your jerwad with a ‘pig feltcher’.

I kinda wanna raise that to my nail clippings and ass hair, but I gotta ask the OP here if that’s manly enough for this homosexual thread.[/quote]

Yes. In fact, this thread has devolved to such a base level that simply being to raise one’s arm is a sign of masculinity.

The biggest symptom of this threads decline? The fact that I’m actually responding to other people’s posts.

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Sorry for the bum link. Heres one that I know works- click it fast.

http://www.fresnobee.com/263/story/47430.html

Male Prom Queen. That just happened. Testosterone, who needs it when theres silver tiaras and silver high heels…

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[quote]Fenris wrote:
Sliver wrote:
You know what. While abandoning masculinity altogether is bad and all, I think what’s worse is the way the publics view of what masculinity is has been poisoned.

Movies like Fast and the Furious being blockbusters on one side of the coin, while Flight Club gets a bunch of Tyler wannabe’s COMPLETELY missing the point of the movie and starting their own fight clubs.

Why does no one who worships Fight Club get it? Fight Club is brilliant! I totally agree with you- these kids actually need to LISTEN to Tyler Durden’s words.

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It must be hard to listen when your self esteem is so stunted that you spend the entire movie wishing you looked like Brad Pitt.

I think the other problem is who the target audience seemed to be (guys in their 20’s and 30’s) and who seemed to flock behind it based on looks alone (13-18 year olds).

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[quote]derek wrote:
vermilion wrote:
derek wrote:
Meanwhile, coating yourself with self-tanning lotion and oil, stuffing your junk into a banana hammock and walking around on a stage so people can admire your body is totally masculine :slight_smile:
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On the contrary, the posedown can be seen as the ultimate human version of the “peacock walk”, showing the ultimate in male development short of the genitalia. This is not the same as 300lb Euro-blubber men in speedo’s on the Biarritz beaches.

Arnold explained this years ago, and Steve Reeves literally had hordes of women following him around at the beach in awe of what a “he-man” should look like as it is such a rarity…The “normals” will always talk smack, but deep down, they know the truth when they see it…

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[quote]Blacksnake wrote:
derek wrote:
vermilion wrote:
derek wrote:
Meanwhile, coating yourself with self-tanning lotion and oil, stuffing your junk into a banana hammock and walking around on a stage so people can admire your body is totally masculine :slight_smile:

On the contrary, the posedown can be seen as the ultimate human version of the “peacock walk”, showing the ultimate in male development short of the genitalia. This is not the same as 300lb Euro-blubber men in speedo’s on the Biarritz beaches.

Arnold explained this years ago, and Steve Reeves literally had hordes of women following him around at the beach in awe of what a “he-man” should look like as it is such a rarity…The “normals” will always talk smack, but deep down, they know the truth when they see it…
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Sean Connery was a bodybuilder also. Exactly how much more masculine are the guys who spend any time at all tearing down competitive bodybuilding?

Wouldn’t a sexually secure man be able to look at a bodybuilding contest without worrying about…his sexuality?

If you see a bodybuilding contest and “sex” enters your mind at all…doesn’t that mean you are the one that has some issues there?

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
Blacksnake wrote:
derek wrote:
vermilion wrote:
derek wrote:
Meanwhile, coating yourself with self-tanning lotion and oil, stuffing your junk into a banana hammock and walking around on a stage so people can admire your body is totally masculine :slight_smile:

On the contrary, the posedown can be seen as the ultimate human version of the “peacock walk”, showing the ultimate in male development short of the genitalia. This is not the same as 300lb Euro-blubber men in speedo’s on the Biarritz beaches.

Arnold explained this years ago, and Steve Reeves literally had hordes of women following him around at the beach in awe of what a “he-man” should look like as it is such a rarity…The “normals” will always talk smack, but deep down, they know the truth when they see it…

Sean Connery was a bodybuilder also. Exactly how much more masculine are the guys who spend any time at all tearing down competitive bodybuilding?

Wouldn’t a sexually secure man be able to look at a bodybuilding contest without worrying about…his sexuality?

If you see a bodybuilding contest and “sex” enters your mind at all…doesn’t that mean you are the one that has some issues there?[/quote]

Wait, let me understand this, theres people who see bodybuilders in a contest and think they are gay because they are in speedos and all oiled up.

I could swear it was so the muscles could be view effortlessly and point out the flaws, anyone can hide a fat ass under boxers/briefs, the speedo tells no lies.

Whats next the gastro doctor being gay for proding in your ass?

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I’m currently using eyeliner on my penis…it’s very enhancing and makes me feel like a rockstar.

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During an appointment, my female doctor asked me to drop my droors…THEN SHE GRABBED MY BALLS MAN!!!..I think she wants me.

Has this ever happened to anyone else?? I felt like a porno was starting…but then she asked me to cough and I thought that was weird…then she turned around and wrote something down.

I didn’t score that day…maybe next time?

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[quote]WildCelt wrote:
Great rant. My sentiments exactly.

BTW, you didn’t mention men shaving their body hair, but I’ll mention that I can even go along with that, but make-up and nail polish and capri-pants and certain types of slip-on canvas shoes are just too much.

I was iffy on the body hair till I saw a guy in Hot Springs AK wearing a tank-top, with shoulder and back hair about 4 inches long, and pit hair about 6 inches long, hanging out all over. Then I became convinced that, while I still don’t like the idea of shaving it down completely like a woman, keeping it trimmed was a good idea. That stuff was just nasty, and needed to go.

For awhile, men lost their sense of style. The 70’s (especially leisure suits) have a lot to answer for that. So men reverted to a grungy look in preference to a dorky look. But what happened to the classic masculine look? You can be dressed sharply, indulge your sense of style, and retain your masculinity. Our dads and granddads knew how.

I was born in '56, and grew up in Essex and Bergen counties in New Jersey, right across the Hudson river from NYC. I remember real men’s men wearing well-tailored suits, stylish ties, highly-polished shoes, cuff-links, and fedora hats, with a pocket square - every day. Real men wear their plumage around their necks, and don’t have to look like bums, thugs, wanna-be pro athletes or slobs to look masculine. Check out Cary Grant, Sinatra, Bogart

And about your “tinker’s cuss”, that’s somebody’s adaptation of “tinker’s dam”, and whoever invented it betrays a lack of knowledge about the original expression. Check out the link.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_worth_a_tinker’s_dam

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Boy the way Glen Miller played
Songs that made the hit parade.
Guys like us we had it made,
Those were the days.

And you knew who you were then,
Girls were girls and men were men,
Mister we could use a man
Like Herbert Hoover again.

Didn’t need no welfare state,
Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee our old LaSalle ran great.
Those were the days.

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