Thisgoes, the person who always works out in carefully matched gear. So called because, this goes with this and this goes with this etc.
Brandy, thisgoes's banjo playing cousin from Deliverence City, so titled because they have to have branded clothing Nike, Reebok etc. but its all jumbled up.
Us Easterners refer to the GatewaytotheWest as the “Ceiling Humper.” Just thought that I’d clarify so that no demographic segment felt excluded:)
Tone n’ Tiny - A individual who cannot understand that rubbing one’s ass raw on a bike for 20 hours per week in order to “tone” is not conducive to bodybuilding goals.
Food Guide Fatty - one who looks like the Food Guide Pyramid (fat at the bottom and skinny up top) because he/she eats what it says to eat.
Puddin- Acts big, talks big, no substance. Yields to gentle pressure.
Wonder belt twins- The two guys who alwas train together and always have their weight belts on.
Holding Court (v) - When a previously mentioned “superstar” talks about his weekend, usually referring to sexual exploits that likely didn’t happen, and all of his underlings stand and gape in unabashed admiration, as he is the biggest and strongest one there–he can bench almost 175, you know. A superstar holding court often has one foot on the bench, leaning forward onto his knee, preventing the bench from being used by anyone who has an interest in working out.
My gym has plenty of Viet Nam Vets. These are crusy fat old guys who tell you about how big they used to be when Nixon was president. Their first piece of advise is usually to wear a weightbelt.
Greeks: men who think their bodies resemble a greek gods; greeks usually wear spandex and tight tank tops that are cut off just below their pecs so their abs can show
swordfight: see sausagefest
Dick Tracy: the guys that only talk to you when they’re buck naked in the locker room. FAQ’s are usually about the floor or the lower lockers as they try to sucker your gaze downward towards their dicks.
Absession(n)- State in which individual, also known as an Absessor, works the abdominal muscles 6-7 times per week, usually resorting to the same routine with little to no progress to to lack of bodyfat reduction.
MBE: “Just fed the thread since 1111.”
-Eric
Hey Frank, your definition of “greeks” is pretty crap. All you’re doing is pissing off an entire nationality, probably because you know of 1 geek that doesnt even dress like that. How bout actually calling it “Greek God” and applying it to all races. I dont think the greek people on this forum would appreciate it.
i have a definition for you…
“Frank White”: Someone that’s an ignorant fool with future of possible Genital Warts(off topic) hehehe you suck
T-forum tough guy: (n) One who posts disparaging remarks but won’t even post his name out of some kind of childish fear. Usually this “tough guy” is 17 with a face full of zits and is using his mother’s computer equipped with Net Nanny.
Chinese Wake up Call-
The after effect of some moron taking off all the plates on one side of the bar, sending the other side crashing to the ground. Dont ask why its chinese, it just sounded cool.
Gunt-
This word is actually quite popular in some circles- A combination of “gut” and “cunt”, used to describe that billowing plume of fat possessed by some of the larger specimens. Typically serves as a shelf for saggy boobs, cheeseburgers, pops, etc. Becomes quite evident in gyms, where the only thing blocking your wiew of skin is a thin layer of spandex.
NECKTOWLERS- Refers to the old guys at my gym who walk around naked with the towel around thier neck instead of thier waste. Don’t you all hate that!
hahahahaha chinese wake-up call thats fucking hilarious. ive seen it happen so many times, but never thought of naming it. holy shit thats funny
Axy, I’ve actually begun using “shawnray” in daily conversations. Ex: “Stop shawnraying around, idiot.” Joze, Chinese wake-up call is just flat-faced fucking funny, bro. Nyce work tha both a yas. Lata.
MBE: “Who do you think put the void in Utah? Since 1333.”
-Eric
Ab Roller: The guy who pulls up his T shirt to admire his abs in the mirror, but all he has are rolls of fat!
Tone deaf: All those women who “just want to tone” and are deaf to any other training programs. "I tried talking to her about strength training, but she’s “tone deaf.”
Pec Inspectors: Flat chested guys who walk around feeling their pecs to see if they’ve grown yet.
Ab-gnostics: people who are completely certain they know how to do ab work. Closely related to…
Cap’n Crunch: (self-explanatory)
ZERO - The amount of kooks like you guys have described in my garage. Every one on this board must train at bally’s or 24hr fitness. Stop paying those gym dues and start buying your own equipment.
Fucking Jerk Offs - the reason I train in my garage, the people who work at bally’s and see you everyday but want to fine you 10 bucks for not having your card!
Chinese Wake Up Call, LMAO! But, I am waiting for someone to defend all the Chinese people that are insulted…
makin’ some roids: going outdoors during a sunny day, which stimulates vitamin d production which is a steroid. Usage: “You guys have fun with those tofu sandwitches while I eat my cottage cheese and make some roids.”
Puffer fish- Dude walking around with his chest all puffed up. But when challenged, deflates and runs for the showers.