[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
Was just asked if a prescription is needed to purchase Muscle Milk…I believe the Rapture will be happening tomorrow.[/quote]
How does it feel to be WRONG!!??
Are you going to become an atheist now?
just don’t get depressed and commit suicide or quit this thread or nothin (plz)
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The rapture comment was in reference to the gentlemen who assumed he needed a prescription to buy protein and how surely the world must be coming to an end. If you hadn’t notice, I’ve developed quite the bleak impression of the general population from my time of employment here and in general.
I wish I had more stories to post as of late, but the tumbleweeds have basically started rolling through now that all the universities are out of session. I’ll keep them coming best I can though.
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Yea I know, I was just joking… I wanted to bump it.
My mom (she’s Afghan) told me once that I should quit taking vitamins because it would make me fat. I cracked up when I read in here that some Arab guy asked you the same thing.
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
Was just asked if a prescription is needed to purchase Muscle Milk…[/quote]
Oh wow.
Overheard at the gym once: ‘‘So, which of these protein powders contain the most steroids?’’.[/quote]
The correct answer is Russian Bear 5000, it contains a metric tonne of steroids and gives you the power of Stalin and a back that resembles the Iron Curtain.
Ive been to heaps of supplement stores and for the most part the guys who work in them, probably 80 - 90% are weiners and always suggest supplements to me even when I dont ask for help. I assume they work on a commission scale. Whats funny is that they always suggest the very products that everyone’s making fun of small guys for taking. To be honest I usually make fun of the guys working in the stores not the guys coming in.
i feel all the stories on here are questionable, you are from novi scotia and therefore are extremly stupid. Maybe u misinterpted all of there well educated questions cause it wasnt ur hurrderr hick drawl ya dust
[quote]rassy wrote:
Ive been to heaps of supplement stores and for the most part the guys who work in them, probably 80 - 90% are weiners and always suggest supplements to me even when I dont ask for help. I assume they work on a commission scale. Whats funny is that they always suggest the very products that everyone’s making fun of small guys for taking. To be honest I usually make fun of the guys working in the stores not the guys coming in.[/quote]
I do not work on commission, and with some exceptions, we not carry “hype” products that other stories push down people’s throat. If a big guy comes in looking to get bigger, I’m not going to waste his time recommending a pre-workout to him, we’ll find something that actually may give him some results.
[quote]wilks19 wrote:
i feel all the stories on here are questionable, you are from novi scotia and therefore are extremly stupid. Maybe u misinterpted all of there well educated questions cause it wasnt ur hurrderr hick drawl ya dust[/quote]
Awesome first post! I hope you continue to make glorious contributions to the forum.
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
Was just asked if a prescription is needed to purchase Muscle Milk…[/quote]
Oh wow.
Overheard at the gym once: ‘‘So, which of these protein powders contain the most steroids?’’.[/quote]
The correct answer is Russian Bear 5000, it contains a metric tonne of steroids and gives you the power of Stalin and a back that resembles the Iron Curtain.[/quote]
[quote]wilks19 wrote:
i feel all the stories on here are questionable, you are from novi scotia and therefore are extremly stupid. Maybe u misinterpted all of there well educated questions cause it wasnt ur hurrderr hick drawl ya dust[/quote]
4 years after my mother first found me with creatine and went apeshit(I was 16),I recently learned that she still believes creatine is a steroid,despite me presenting her with countless amounts of evidence to the contrary.
[quote]wigsa wrote:
4 years after my mother first found me with creatine and went apeshit(I was 16),I recently learned that she still believes creatine is a steroid,despite me presenting her with countless amounts of evidence to the contrary.[/quote]
I’ll do you one better, in a book i read recently, creatine is actually stated to be a steroid, mind you the audience it was intended for likely has no clue for the most part.
[quote]wilks19 wrote:
i feel all the stories on here are questionable, you are from novi scotia and therefore are extremly stupid. Maybe u misinterpted all of there well educated questions cause it wasnt ur hurrderr hick drawl ya dust[/quote]
Awesome first post! I hope you continue to make glorious contributions to the forum. [/quote]
Don’t mock. His wilks is 19. He clearly kicks ass.
[quote]wilks19 wrote:
i feel all the stories on here are questionable, you are from novi scotia and therefore are extremly stupid. Maybe u misinterpted all of there well educated questions cause it wasnt ur hurrderr hick drawl ya dust[/quote]
This sentence started out being written by a retarded fellow and then near the word “questions” that very same retard either gave control of his keyboard to a genius chimpanzee or he had a stroke.
Wilks19 is probably one of the various Sand People I have tried to help over the past year and upon discovering this thread has realized he and his people are being made a fool of. Perhaps I should hire a TSA agent to give “random” checks upon entry from now on?
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
Wilks19 is probably one of the various Sand People I have tried to help over the past year and upon discovering this thread has realized he and his people are being made a fool of. Perhaps I should hire a TSA agent to give “random” checks upon entry from now on?[/quote]
I’m pretty sure you could get a dexa scanner and use it for checking for guns and bombs as well. Could be big money maker for your store.
[quote]Nards wrote:
This sentence started out being written by a retarded fellow and then near the word “questions” that very same retard either gave control of his keyboard to a genius chimpanzee or he had a stroke.
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Thank you very much for this post.
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
Wilks19 is probably one of the various Sand People I have tried to help over the past year and upon discovering this thread has realized he and his people are being made a fool of. Perhaps I should hire a TSA agent to give “random” checks upon entry from now on?[/quote]
Is this a hate post towards Sand People or you’re trying to be funny ? They get scared easily, but they come back in bigger numbers, so you might wanna watch out, unless you’re a Jedi, then that’s cool.
Kidding aside, stop saying “Sand People” much dude, it’s irritating.
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
Wilks19 is probably one of the various Sand People I have tried to help over the past year and upon discovering this thread has realized he and his people are being made a fool of. Perhaps I should hire a TSA agent to give “random” checks upon entry from now on?[/quote]
I’m pretty sure you could get a dexa scanner and use it for checking for guns and bombs as well. Could be big money maker for your store. [/quote]
I’m intrigued, how can I turn a profit on neglecting the rights of common citizens who have an interest in sports supplements by subjecting them to rigorous searches and public humiliation? Also, I’ve been led to believe that scanning Caucasians is negligible and that I should focus all my time on minorities, is this true?
