lol
You’re like a supplement store version of Dante… I would fire your ass immediately 
Your boss should make you work on commission only.
To the two posters above me, I don’t go to where you work and tell you how to flip burgers…oh, do you feel that, that’s whats known as burn. Apply some lotion, maybe one with added aloe and the pain will subside shortly. If you’d like, I could recommend a few brands that I find have worked well in the past?
Sorry, I am just used to people that actually take pride in their work and try to do well in their given profession. You are kind of a joke though; I guess coming on to a message board and actually making a joke of what you do makes you feel better about the fact.
For the record…the comeback that you were trying to make is better worded as “I don’t knock the dick out of your ass when you’re trying to work”…
Who’s Dante?
this is just the supplement store version of SRC, so lets keep things rolling here.
[quote]Nards wrote:
Who’s Dante? [/quote]
Questionable response at best…
[quote]shadylow wrote:
For the record…the comeback that you were trying to make is better worded as “I don’t knock the dick out of your ass when you’re trying to work”…[/quote]
[quote]shadylow wrote:
Sorry, I am just used to people that actually take pride in their work and try to do well in their given profession. You are kind of a joke though; I guess coming on to a message board and actually making a joke of what you do makes you feel better about the fact.[/quote]
I take a lot of pride in the work I do. Have you noticed how the horror stories have stalled as of late? More serious people coming into the store looking for legitimate advice about products and not the usual “NoXplode is God’s gift to us” crowd. As a poster above mentioned, this thread is in the same vein as “Squat Rack Curls” and it gives me a way to let people see some of the ridiculous information that is floating around the minds of people who think supplements are the end all be all.
Deal with it, broseph.
[quote]MickyGee wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
Who’s Dante? [/quote]
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I’m guessing that this is “Clerks”. Thanks. I figured it was from “The Office”.
I just had a 16ish year old ask me about a certain anti-estrogen product that shall not be named. He shrugged me off when I tried to explain to him how at his age and level of development even a simple Test boosting supplement would be unwise and that an anti-E would be a downright awful idea.
In an attempt to get some of his money, I asked him if he’d be open to any suggestions to which he replied “No man, I think I know what I’m doing with this shit.” Not to rant, but I find the majority of people come in here asking for that “blah blah shit” or saying how “this shit gets me huge”. Why denote something as “shit” if you’re going to spend a lot of money on it in an attempt to improve your body. Mother of God, I’m a 24 year old with the mentality of a senior citizen, damn kids these days.
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
I just had a 16ish year old ask me about a certain anti-estrogen product that shall not be named. He shrugged me off when I tried to explain to him how at his age and level of development even a simple Test boosting supplement would be unwise and that an anti-E would be a downright awful idea.
In an attempt to get some of his money, I asked him if he’d be open to any suggestions to which he replied “No man, I think I know what I’m doing with this shit.” Not to rant, but I find the majority of people come in here asking for that “blah blah shit” or saying how “this shit gets me huge”. Why denote something as “shit” if you’re going to spend a lot of money on it in an attempt to improve your body. Mother of God, I’m a 24 year old with the mentality of a senior citizen, damn kids these days.[/quote]
I love this thread. More supplement retard stories please. I can’t get enough. If anyone else works somewhere like this, please join in the fun and brighten everyones day up!
[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
Thank you Ahu,nice to see some people enjoy my work. I’ll try to keep future stories less wordy though. I figure I’ll detail a few of the shakes I’ve made for people as of late instead of a full blown story as my mind is semi blank right now.
#1) Two Scoops of Jack3d/Two Scoops of Xtend/ 30 grams of Dextrose = $10.57
#2) Oats and Whey (Optimum brand)/Banana/One scoop of Jack3d = $9.58
#3) Two Scoops of Jack3d/Three Scoops of Super Pump Max = $14.02
#4) Six scoops of NoXplode = $16.08
Numbers 3 and 4 we’re the same person on seperate occasions, the guy reeked of douche.
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People really pay this much for a single shake?[/quote]
This is Canadian. In U.S. currency, these are about $1.25
^^ You do realize that even though supplements are cheaper in the US, our dollar is basically (and has been) on par with yours and has been performing much better throughout the recent financial crisis?
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
To the two posters above me, I don’t go to where you work and tell you how to flip burgers…oh, do you feel that, that’s whats known as burn. Apply some lotion, maybe one with added aloe and the pain will subside shortly. If you’d like, I could recommend a few brands that I find have worked well in the past?[/quote]
I personally prefer to go with: Do I go to your workplace and harass you? Nope, I wait patiently for my fries like everyone else.
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
^^ You do realize that even though supplements are cheaper in the US, our dollar is basically (and has been) on par with yours and has been performing much better throughout the recent financial crisis?[/quote]
Wow, easy on the northern sensitivity… it was a joke.
[quote]MassiveGuns wrote:
[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
I just had a 16ish year old ask me about a certain anti-estrogen product that shall not be named. He shrugged me off when I tried to explain to him how at his age and level of development even a simple Test boosting supplement would be unwise and that an anti-E would be a downright awful idea.
In an attempt to get some of his money, I asked him if he’d be open to any suggestions to which he replied “No man, I think I know what I’m doing with this shit.” Not to rant, but I find the majority of people come in here asking for that “blah blah shit” or saying how “this shit gets me huge”. Why denote something as “shit” if you’re going to spend a lot of money on it in an attempt to improve your body. Mother of God, I’m a 24 year old with the mentality of a senior citizen, damn kids these days.[/quote]
I love this thread. More supplement retard stories please. I can’t get enough. If anyone else works somewhere like this, please join in the fun and brighten everyones day up![/quote]
I have worked at a similar store in the past when almost nothing was banned here in the U.S. The “Ephedrine-Abuse-Haircuts” were my personal favorites… nothing like shaky hands and poor judgement operating together on one’s head. Most of our clients were however, the typical American who would swallow anything without reading a label and then come in a month later wondering why they were still small, fat, etc.
^^ It’s the same up here as far as expecting these magical proprietary blends to wield amazing results on your physique. I always try and emphasize the fact that a proper diet that pertains to your goal is the biggest factor but usually that results in the customer either not purchasing the product or asking me what could they expect if they took it but maintained a horrible diet.