Tales of a Supplement Store Employee

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]wilks19 wrote:
bumpin hard cause im reading through my old post, and never read ur post how are my fakes wrong u disgusting unaesthetic fuck aware me, ur mothers a whore and ur fathers a bastard and ur from nova prob… disgusting go blow urself up[/quote]
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[quote]HAXlol wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:

[quote]HAXlol wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
Was just asked if a prescription is needed to purchase Muscle Milk…[/quote]

Oh wow.

Overheard at the gym once: ‘‘So, which of these protein powders contain the most steroids?’’.[/quote]

The correct answer is Russian Bear 5000, it contains a metric tonne of steroids and gives you the power of Stalin and a back that resembles the Iron Curtain.[/quote]

In Soviet Russia, protein shakes you.[/quote]

While I’ve immensely enjoyed re-reading this thread, I just had to do a bit more research on Russian Bear 5000. This review is almost as funny as this thread when the guy brings the camera to the mirror at the end.

He looks lean for 125 kg.

Wait…he didn’t mean pounds did he? Oh fuck.

[quote]Jereth127 wrote:

[quote]HAXlol wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:

[quote]HAXlol wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
Was just asked if a prescription is needed to purchase Muscle Milk…[/quote]

Oh wow.

Overheard at the gym once: ‘‘So, which of these protein powders contain the most steroids?’’.[/quote]

The correct answer is Russian Bear 5000, it contains a metric tonne of steroids and gives you the power of Stalin and a back that resembles the Iron Curtain.[/quote]

In Soviet Russia, protein shakes you.[/quote]

While I’ve immensely enjoyed re-reading this thread, I just had to do a bit more research on Russian Bear 5000. This review is almost as funny as this thread when the guy brings the camera to the mirror at the end.

- YouTube [/quote]

“its not safe for your liver to digest that much protein”

holy shit, he has more videos and they are gold

[quote]wilks19 wrote:

[quote]giterdone wrote:

[quote]wilks19 wrote:
yup mad, but then again so would i if i was the only province bombed burning the war… by someone who lit ur own munitions ship on fire… not lookin to good over there in scotia my man[/quote]

Damn…you are just stupid.
The war? Really? That’s your comeback? And your facts are wrong. Very disappointing. Give it another try.

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bumpin hard cause im reading through my old post, and never read ur post how are my fakes wrong u disgusting unaesthetic fuck aware me, ur mothers a whore and ur fathers a bastard and ur from nova prob… disgusting go blow urself up[/quote]

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]wilks19 wrote:

[quote]giterdone wrote:

[quote]wilks19 wrote:
yup mad, but then again so would i if i was the only province bombed burning the war… by someone who lit ur own munitions ship on fire… not lookin to good over there in scotia my man[/quote]

Damn…you are just stupid.
The war? Really? That’s your comeback? And your facts are wrong. Very disappointing. Give it another try.

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bumpin hard cause im reading through my old post, and never read ur post how are my fakes wrong u disgusting unaesthetic fuck aware me, ur mothers a whore and ur fathers a bastard and ur from nova prob… disgusting go blow urself up[/quote]

ehh yo bro i know for really srs… i met u at that party, it was uhmmm fuuckkk… jesses…hahahahah ya definitly u fuck that whore taylor Redirecting... AHAHAAHA so funny w.e man someone has to slay the dragons, i still laugh to this day u tellin me about how asymetrical her tits were so funny man… crazy world man keep slaying those dragons the princess will come around eventually
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[quote]Nards wrote:
He looks lean for 125 kg.

Wait…he didn’t mean pounds did he? Oh fuck.[/quote]

x1.000.000 Thanks Nards ; )

[quote]wilks19 wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]wilks19 wrote:

[quote]giterdone wrote:

[quote]wilks19 wrote:
yup mad, but then again so would i if i was the only province bombed burning the war… by someone who lit ur own munitions ship on fire… not lookin to good over there in scotia my man[/quote]

Damn…you are just stupid.
The war? Really? That’s your comeback? And your facts are wrong. Very disappointing. Give it another try.

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bumpin hard cause im reading through my old post, and never read ur post how are my fakes wrong u disgusting unaesthetic fuck aware me, ur mothers a whore and ur fathers a bastard and ur from nova prob… disgusting go blow urself up[/quote]

ehh yo bro i know for really srs… i met u at that party, it was uhmmm fuuckkk… jesses…hahahahah ya definitly u fuck that whore taylor Redirecting... AHAHAAHA so funny w.e man someone has to slay the dragons, i still laugh to this day u tellin me about how asymetrical her tits were so funny man… crazy world man keep slaying those dragons the princess will come around eventually
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