Tales From The Water

[quote]on edge wrote:

[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
Lost Opportunity:

We’re about to trailer our boat and see three very good looking young women and one dude launching a boat. The ladies don’t seem to know much about boating so the one young man, probably with dirty deeds on his mind launches the boat. Well kinda!

The boat won’t start and floats off the trailer into the forebay of the lake. So here is the young buck with three hot ladies and a busted motherfucking boat. I kinda felt bad for him. [/quote]

Cap, was that lake Coeur d’Alene in Idaho? If so, that might have been my nephew. And the whole story is even better…

When you store a boat for the winter you add a fuel protectant to the tank and then top it off with gas. We did this at the end of one season then missed a seasoned due to having a baby. So the boat sat idle for two winters and a summer. During that time much of the gas had evaporated but not the fuel protectant so the protectant became to concentrated in the gas, but I didn’t know this at the time.

My nephew came to live with us and he was excited to take the new friends (girls) he had made out on the boat when summer came around. The morning he wanted to go I pulled the boat out, hooked it up to the garden hose, fired it up and had it purring like a kitten in the front street. I went over everything with my him about starting it, driving it, loading it etc. It was all review for him because he had gone out with us frequently when he visited in past summers.

When his friends arrived, they took off but an hour later he calls me saying he can’t get it started. I talk him through the steps to take to get it running but no luck. Finally they decide just to play at the lake for a while then come home.

A few hours later I get another call. “Um Uncle Edge, we’re on the side of the road because one of the trailer wheels came flying off”. My response was “Oh my god is my truck okay?” He said yes so I then inquired about the boat and him and the girls in that order.
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Farther south, but I’m sure this tale of woe has been repeated by many a man youngg and old across the country! ha

Well one thing I would say is at least he had to motivation to take the boat out and you were cool enough to let him borrow your boat and truck. Shit happens!

Can’t hit the trailer for shit!

I was out with some folks who just bought a large ponton. As we motor back to the dock I get asked to drive the boat up on the trailer. I accept game one!
There was about a 35 mph cross wind while trying to hit the trailer bunkers. Well I took me about 10 tries to stick that party barge straight on, much to the amusement of everyone around! Goddamned peanut gallery

[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
Can’t hit the trailer for shit!

I was out with some folks who just bought a large ponton. As we motor back to the dock I get asked to drive the boat up on the trailer. I accept game one!
There was about a 35 mph cross wind while trying to hit the trailer bunkers. Well I took me about 10 tries to stick that party barge straight on, much to the amusement of everyone around! Goddamned peanut gallery[/quote]

Crosswinds are tough for anybody, especially with the surface area of a pontoon.

What about SCUBA? Can I share any of my stories here!

[quote]Young33 wrote:
What about SCUBA? Can I share any of my stories here![/quote]

Sure enough!


My new ride before I got it on the water this year.

I haven’t done too much stupid shit but the first year I got my PWC’s I forgot they had two drain plugs. Out for a quick spin before I have to leave to coach a soccer game and the wife says hers is acting funny, then it quits. Shit! Well okay, I have a rope I’ll tow you back. Just then mine quits also.

I pop off the seat and the engine compartment is full of water. I had only put one of the two plugs back in both of them. So we are bailing with twelve oz cups someone on shore gave us and getting nowhere. I finally get a hold of a neighbor and they come down and get us.

I just made it to the game and still had my swimsuit on.

Year before last I was taking my boat out for the season by myself and was too close to the dock on the ramp. I pull out and both the tires on the trailer on the passenger side get torn open on the dock plate.

So here I am with two flats, no spare and no jack that will lift it. I had to pull into a parking space, unhook, jump the parking blocks and drive down through a steep ditch to get a jack and blocks. Luckily I only live about two miles from the launch. I came back and jacked it up, blocked it up, pulled both the flats off, jacked up the other side, took one tire off and moved it to the other side.

Then I had to back up through the ditch, over the parking blocks and hook back up. By myself. In the dark.

Fun times.

Testy,

Good ones! HA! Damn plugs!