My wife’s friend’s overweight ex-boyfriend was once on a road trip. He had the uncontrollable urge to take a dump and did so while driving. He just sat there with loaded drawers, called his girlfriend to tell her what he did, then got home and cleaned up.
Loser.
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Squiggles wrote:
Well, if you have a passenger that can drive, you can always used the Bumper Dumper.
http://www.bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm
Imagine you were using that and them someone took that opportunity to steal your car. They hit the gas while you’re still sitting on the seat. :)[/quote]
Not to mention the fact that you’d spend 90% of your time cleaning other peoples crap out of it.
Imagine the scenario; some guy buys one of these, hitches it up to his car and drives around for a week… Then, one day, on a highway, he suddenly feels the urge. He pulls over, gets out of his car, whips down his chinoes, flips up the seat and makes run… only to realise he’s sitting on a small mountain of somebody elses poop.
All of you ain’t got shit on this Polar Bear, he’s a Super Cute Teddy.
http://www.break.com/index/polar-bear-doesnt-need-to-flush.html
[i]I’ve seen a lot of animal shitting videos, and while most of them make me chuckle, I don’t really think they’re that post worthy. But this video, this video has like three levels of awesomeness. First of all, the reaction of the crowd, as they let out a unified ‘awwww’ (one guy let’s out an ‘Oh god’) in disappointment that the bear has made diarrhea; in a word, amazing. I want to isolate that reaction and play it every time I have diarrhea.
Secondly, if you watch closely, the bear braces itself against the rock, and then is actually propelled upwards by his stream of poop. You may say ‘No, he’s just floating upwards naturally.’ I say to you sir, shut your f*&king mouth, I’m going with my story.
Thirdly, at the end, as if the bear senses the crowd can take no more, he turns around and sticks his face in his brown murky mess, like Babe Ruth, giving a curtain call to an invigorated Yankee stadium crowd after crushing a 520 foot home run. What a performance. Nature is awesome. [/i]-HolyTaco.com