OK last night I walk into the gym bathroom, to releive some pressure. I as I am standing there I hear this eaaaaa…eaaaaa…ahhhhhhh.folwed by a plop…plop…eaaaaa.eaaaaa…plop…Ahhhh…And I think to my self good one dude thanks for the image…now I have to go do my swole thing and think about you filling the bowl with coco pebbles. Just thought you would like to hear this.
Thanks for the image.
I will never look at a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles the same way again.
Why would you think that?
I agree. Next time keep it to yourself.
Um…got a lot of time on our hands, do we?
Thanks for the visual.
That’s pretty fucking funny bro. Fortunatley, I’m a sophmoric deralicte who finds toilet humor ammusing.
whats worse that or all the fat, grossly obese, old, disgusting, freaks that walk around the locker room completley naked with their towels over their shoulder?
Next time it happens (if your in a dorm or something like that) and the guy thinks he’s alone, flush your toilet. Instant silence after that. For a while too. Same thing with any roommate/neighbor who does the solo/nasty and thinks he/she’s alone.
The other day I was sitting in the public bathroom and I heard this guy squeezing really hard, plop, uuugghh, plog, heavy breathing, ‘oh my god’, huge plop, heavy breathing, sigh.
They’re called shitters for a reason. Get used to it.
So diesel I made you mad on your own thread you gona come here and do it to me? Wannabe
I was at the gym a while back, went into the sauna after a tough workout and there’s this guy in there shaving his pubes. He wasn’t trying to hide the fact either, just kept at it even while I was in there. That was fuckin’ brutal! A couple weeks later, I go visit a good friend of mine who works at a nearby health shop. In walks the same guy and it turns out he’s a very good friend of her’s as well. I tried to pretend like nothing happened, next day I see my friend and tell her the story about the sauna and she started cracking up. We now refer to him simply as “Mr.Shave”.
Something similar happened to me once …big multinational exchange thing going on and one of the Canadians was shaving his bag in the shower …of course not a private stall, but one of those big “party showers”. We were grossed out, the Americans were grossed out, French were grossed out, Brits were grossed out, but the German …he just shrugged his shoulders, walked in and carried on like nothing out of the ordinary was going on …go figure!!
Shit is really not a good topic. At all.
Doubting Thomases, keep reading. Some guy even tried to make funny flash animations depecting twists of common expressions.
Just to give you an idea of how awful it is, I unfortunately saw it pop up on someone`s screen at an internet cafe around 1 1/2 year back and I still remember the name…after one single viewing. Must be a cousin of www.rotten.com
Sick. Horrible. Useless. Things I will never understand. Waste of Netspace. You name it.
Good thing its only flash animations. No photos. Youve been warned.
Dont lose sleep over it babe.
so fuckin what?
Okay, cudapwr, you can be on my new list:
(Warning: The following is graphic in nature, but is necessary to get a point across.)
Guys that get a kick out of the noises associated with:
farting, bowel movements, burping, inhaling violently so as to clear sinuses so that the mucous may then be swallowed, covering one nostril with your finger and exhaling violently to clear your other nostril, the squishy sound you hear when you step into a fresh pile of dog doo, your buddy vomiting in the toilet after sucking up too many suds, and that fart-like sound you make when you place your hand under your armpit and sqeeze with the other arm.
Don’t mean to flame but come on guys! Hit those books for your tests on Monday!
(Why, oh why do I respond to this stuff?)
P.S. I’m sure there are some great sites out there that will fulfill all your “Feces Fantasies”, you sick pups…
tell you what mamann, for a small fee I’ll remove the stick that is firmly placed in your anus.
What the fuck. I know I’ve squeezed some nasty shits out in public areas, and made plenty of noise doing it. Man, if it’s a big turd, you gotta push hard. It’s like anal pregnancy - heeheehoo, heeheehoo, PUSSHHHH!!! Seriously though, it ain’t that bad.
My freshman year roommate couldn’t shit with someone in the stall next to him. He would always wait for the last 2 stalls to open, so he could shit in the last one and have the one next to him open.
Now, shaving the pubes in front of someone…Geez, save something for home. I shave mine in my own shower, thank you very much.