[quote]Christine wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Christine wrote:
AngryVader wrote:
Stick a plug in your pooper?
Wrong forum1
Yeah, but wouldn’t the plug help the OP hold it in until he can find someplace better to take a dump?
I really don’t know much about plugs.
Enlighten me![/quote]
Damn it, Christine! You always catch me bluffing. I’m never playing poker with you. 
[quote]MsM wrote:
Christine wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
MsM wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Just throw it at other cars.
lol You are a sick, sick, man!
I’m just in touch with my animal (chimp) side. You usually like that.
She knows that she likes things being thrown at her.
Normally, I would roll with this, Christine. I do not trust NateOrade with the subject at hand, however.[/quote]
So you are saying there are those with whom you would trust throwing poop?
[quote]MsM wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
MsM wrote:
Christine wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
MsM wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Just throw it at other cars.
lol You are a sick, sick, man!
I’m just in touch with my animal (chimp) side. You usually like that.
She knows that she likes things being thrown at her.
Normally, I would roll with this, Christine. I do not trust NateOrade with the subject at hand, however.
True, best not to “throw down” and start tossing things around we can’t take back.
Have you been hanging out with dk44 or what?[/quote]
How dare you. dk is a disgrace!
[quote]eric_lacrosse wrote:
A guy I know crapped his pants while walking his dogs one morning. When he told me that story, after I stopped laughing, I recommended ground flax meal to him too.[/quote]
That guy had the perfect cover. All he had to do is shake the turd down his leg and out of his pants and then pretend the dog did it.
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
MsM wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
MsM wrote:
Christine wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
MsM wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Just throw it at other cars.
lol You are a sick, sick, man!
I’m just in touch with my animal (chimp) side. You usually like that.
She knows that she likes things being thrown at her.
Normally, I would roll with this, Christine. I do not trust NateOrade with the subject at hand, however.
True, best not to “throw down” and start tossing things around we can’t take back.
Have you been hanging out with dk44 or what?
How dare you. dk is a disgrace!
[/quote]
Hey, he’s your friend.
drive faster…
[quote]MsM wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
MsM wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
MsM wrote:
Christine wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
MsM wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Just throw it at other cars.
lol You are a sick, sick, man!
I’m just in touch with my animal (chimp) side. You usually like that.
She knows that she likes things being thrown at her.
Normally, I would roll with this, Christine. I do not trust NateOrade with the subject at hand, however.
True, best not to “throw down” and start tossing things around we can’t take back.
Have you been hanging out with dk44 or what?
How dare you. dk is a disgrace!
Hey, he’s your friend.[/quote]
OK you know what? Quit hijacking this thread and let’s get back to discussing how to not shit yourself while driving.
…ah T-Nation…
Well, if you have a passenger that can drive, you can always used the Bumper Dumper.
[quote]Squiggles wrote:
Well, if you have a passenger that can drive, you can always used the Bumper Dumper.
http://www.bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm
[/quote]
Imagine you were using that and them someone took that opportunity to steal your car. They hit the gas while you’re still sitting on the seat. 
[quote]Squiggles wrote:
Well, if you have a passenger that can drive, you can always used the Bumper Dumper.
http://www.bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm
[/quote]
A real T man doesn’t need that.
Poop before you leave? Unless you have some crazy diarrhea (what’s the aussie equivalent to Montezuma’s revenge?) I don’t see what the problem is.
[quote]Squiggles wrote:
Well, if you have a passenger that can drive, you can always used the Bumper Dumper.
http://www.bumperdumper.com/bumper2.htm
[/quote]
You wouldn’t have to worry about people tailgating anymore either. In either sense.
Real T-Men shit themselves no matter what.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
Real T-Men shit themselves no matter what.[/quote]
You haven’t bulked until you’ve shit yourself…while eating.
Wait a minute, doesn’t Gregg Valentino have dozens of stories of shitting himself? Like one time he was a bus driver for special kids, and at one point he knew he was going to splatter everywhere, so he ran to the back of the short bus, laid some newspaper down, and exploded everywhere. Then he wadded it up and tossed it all out the window.
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Real T-Men shit themselves no matter what.
You haven’t bulked until you’ve shit yourself…while eating.
Wait a minute, doesn’t Gregg Valentino have dozens of stories of shitting himself? Like one time he was a bus driver for special kids, and at one point he knew he was going to splatter everywhere, so he ran to the back of the short bus, laid some newspaper down, and exploded everywhere. Then he wadded it up and tossed it all out the window.[/quote]
Link to this story?
[quote]Makavali wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Real T-Men shit themselves no matter what.
You haven’t bulked until you’ve shit yourself…while eating.
Wait a minute, doesn’t Gregg Valentino have dozens of stories of shitting himself? Like one time he was a bus driver for special kids, and at one point he knew he was going to splatter everywhere, so he ran to the back of the short bus, laid some newspaper down, and exploded everywhere. Then he wadded it up and tossed it all out the window.
Link to this story?[/quote]
What the hell is it with you and links? You got the damn story. Do your own research. I read it in some magazine.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
Try hitting her.[/quote]
this is all you say lately! where is it from? where is the link to the thread it derives from!!
[quote]Dylanj wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Try hitting her.
this is all you say lately! where is it from? where is the link to the thread it derives from!![/quote]
I can’t remember, but the sheer ridiculousness of the suggestion made it stick.
for all those wondering how this come about, the start of the year pretty much got diagnosed with crohn’s and yeah for a month or two pretty much had the worst diarrhea possible. All good now though
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Makavali wrote:
Real T-Men shit themselves no matter what.
You haven’t bulked until you’ve shit yourself…while eating.
Wait a minute, doesn’t Gregg Valentino have dozens of stories of shitting himself? Like one time he was a bus driver for special kids, and at one point he knew he was going to splatter everywhere, so he ran to the back of the short bus, laid some newspaper down, and exploded everywhere. Then he wadded it up and tossed it all out the window.
[/quote]
I don’t know what’s worse/more pathetic, him shitting himself or driving a bus for a living.