and my HS transcripts were the only thing that was going to get me into Med school this fall! I’ve always wanted to be a brain surgeon, ever since Uncle Albert told me about his…
…plans for world domination by lobotomizing every other person on the planet…
And sometimes replacing human brains with cat brains, horny cat brains.
the plan would work perfectly, if it wasn’t for one thing…
I was missing opposable thumbs, thereby making my dreams to be a brain surgeon impossible. But just then as I felt a dark sense of self pity come over me…
…all of humanity would perish in a giant fireball from the gods. I realized that there was only one thing left to do. One thing that would bring the world from the brink of total annihilation. so I…
[quote]Edgy wrote:
…all of humanity would perish in a giant fireball from the gods. I realized that there was only one thing left to do. One thing that would bring the world from the brink of total annihilation. so I…[/quote]
hung everything I’d collected so far on a Christmas tree. I was so caught up in decorating the tree that I didn’t notice…
…my mom coming into the room wearing nothing but a nightie…it was one of those see thru affairs that made me want to…
reenter the earth’s atmosphere in my hydrogen eternity boo boo
Yea, that’s right, I call it my boo boo! I’ve even painted it in big bright red letters on the side of
that hellatiously hey-ooooge johnson of mine, it has served me welll thru the years, and is deserving of everyones respect and admiration…this is one of the reasons why I have decided to…
Stick it inside my own ass to finally see what the Tai ladyboyz have experienced all these years.
But in doing so I accidently urinated inside myself causing a horrible lower GI infection which …
caused me to have an epiphany-- I am a woman. Now, if I only …
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caused me to have an epiphany-- I am a woman. Now, if I only …[/quote]
My father had loved me like my sister, long and
hard and nightly. Then at least I could have had a great career in porn or maybe as a stripper whose specialty was…
…using my mouth to catch ping pong balls shot from a fellow strippers…
broken VCR which had a videotape stuck inside, “Mad About You Volume 14” so I screamed for there was no God.
And took an oath to become a nun to regain my broken faith. The convent was on a