so this time instead of abusing it I dressed it up in a little sailor’s outfit and took it for a walk to the local…
…cat’s home, but they had no room for it and so…
As I sat there with my salty little sea dog liver, the large breasted manager of the establishment walked over and asked me if I would please…
Tell him why my cat’s breath smells like cat food.
So I asked to see this cat for myself.
And once again I was shunned by the cat. I then set out on a quest to learn the reasons behind the cat’s hatred towards sailor suit wearing livers.
On my quest, I asked several cats why this was and they would only say “You can’t liver with 'em, you can’t liver without 'em”. I continued until…
I came across The Village People in their own sailor get up walking poodles
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
I came across The Village People in their own sailor get up walking poodles[/quote]
… I filmed the event, auctioned off the rights, became a billionaire and bought a…
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
I came across The Village People in their own sailor get up walking poodles[/quote]
… I filmed the event, auctioned off the rights, became a billionaire and bought a…[/quote]
… 400 hp, diesel powered, full chrome Johnny Holmes Edition cat dildo. However…
cat dildos are still new on the market and haven’t quite caught on yet so I kinda looked silly vrooming through the neighborhood, panicking all the felines.
so I stuffed the cat dildo in my AMC gremlin, plugged in my Ipod and cranked ‘pretty fly for a white guy’ while strolling into the hood.
Headed over for Compton looking for trouble…little did I know…
that mere minutes prior to my arrival a gang war had erupted between the Compton Cricket Club and Compton Teachers/Parents Committee! Bullets screamed through my windscreen; cries of anguish echoed through the streets and I hastily activated…
Cliff Notes?
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
Cliff Notes?[/quote]
Well it just ends up going back to sex with cats or something equally weird so just do what you feel like.
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
Cliff Notes?[/quote]
Well it just ends up going back to sex with cats or something equally weird so just do what you feel like.
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Gross! Ok thanks for that. 
My only tip for this thread is to make each post three (T) words long…a real T word story…just enough letters to make sense but not too many that people fuck the story up. 
I deactivated cliff notes, then…
a bullet ripped through the door of my gremlin shattering my new cat dildo. So I quickly…
got out and found that my high school transcripts were on the ground, about to blow away.