[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
And took an oath to become a nun to regain my broken faith. The convent was on a [/quote]
mission to find the most sought after Holy relic- The Holy Cock and Balls of St. Coitus. If only I knew …
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
And took an oath to become a nun to regain my broken faith. The convent was on a [/quote]
mission to find the most sought after Holy relic- The Holy Cock and Balls of St. Coitus. If only I knew …[/quote]
that the holy relic was protected under an evil preist named ignatious, and in order to have access to teh relics, ignatious would require you to…
don a pair of Mickey Mouse ears while…
I changed into my tuxedo as it was after 6…
…and everyone knows that you have to wear a tux to look impotent. Impotent was how I found myself after spending that special moment with Ingatious’s servant - who turned out to be a bodacious blond named Hillary…she took me to the chambers to perform a special kind of service to here - repeatedly. I finally recovered, but was uncertain of my…
[quote]Edgy wrote:
…and everyone knows that you have to wear a tux to look impotent. Impotent was how I found myself after spending that special moment with Ingatious’s servant - who turned out to be a bodacious blond named Hillary…she took me to the chambers to perform a special kind of service to here - repeatedly. I finally recovered, but was uncertain of my…[/quote]
bank account. Damn, did I deposit that confounded check or not? I’m always so…