I saw this on a pin when I was in high school:
“I’m not very smart but I can lift heavy things.”
Dick fountain.
excuse me while I do squats in your curl rack.
I have promised myself to get me a “Shut up and Squat” t-shirt when I reach my target weight.
Push-Pull-Puke !
Got Prowler Flu : )
Not to hijack the thread, are there other sites that can do custom prints on athletic style t-shirts, like the kind of t-shirt they sell on this site?
One for your children to wear…
“My mum can lift more than your dad”
“You wanna Bi some or Tri some?”
A friend of mine is a Nascar fan and he found a t-shirt years ago that was at bootleg table for a certain racer, a play on his name.
His name was Richard Trickle so the T said “Racing makes my Dick Trickle” lol.
I mentioned this last week to my wife actually. I like to watch storage wars. On it is a buyer who’s trademark auction saying is “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEP”. Get a simple likeness and a yep bubble. Not that I’d ever wear one.
I saw this on a t-shirt once:
W.I.F.E.
Washing
Ironing
Fucking
ETC.
Let’s make sure we keep these funny and not derogatory like those stupid Crossfit ones like “I’ll Smoke You Like Cheap Crack” (yes, they indeed have that shirt)
Two arrows pointing to arms “bi curious?”
[quote]Cheeky_Kea wrote:
Two arrows pointing to arms “bi curious?”[/quote]
Winner!