Synthol Junkies

Just look at these douchebags!
This is one example of “bodybuilders” comfortable in the knowledge that the general public is ignorant and thinks those muscles are real.

www.bodybuildingpro.com/synthol

I wonder if I could inject that stuff into my penis.


LOl!

P.S. Mak you know you can’t do that don’t you? Just checking bro! :slight_smile:

[quote]Makavali wrote:
I wonder if I could inject that stuff into my penis.[/quote]

I’m sure someone has tried.

[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Makavali wrote:
I wonder if I could inject that stuff into my penis.

I’m sure someone has tried.
[/quote]

Maybe that’s where AIDS originally came from.

Those two Latin looking dudes are my favorite. Is it me, or does the guy on the left look like a young Wilmar Valderama? Anyway, they deserve exactly what they’ll get.

PS the stuff on that page is just dumb. I mean, when there’s synthol involved, you notice that there aren’t striations, veins, cuts, or any semblance of symmetry. It’s just dumb.

[quote]hungry4more wrote:
PS the stuff on that page is just dumb. I mean, when there’s synthol involved, you notice that there aren’t striations, veins, cuts, or any semblance of symmetry. It’s just dumb. [/quote]

So what you’re saying is I could finally get my balls smooth as eggs? :stuck_out_tongue:

I’ve never understood why people go for the shortcut, but looking at that photo I’m thinking WTF? There isn’t anything about that which good. It’s like … water retention purely in the bicep?

I hope that shit turns to an infection of puss-MRSA and they have to have invasive surgery to rinse it out. Irrigation and Debridment procedures are pretty costly these days! Not too sure their insurance would want to pay for the 65$ bag of Sodium Chloride that they’d be billed for.

[quote]Makavali wrote:
I wonder if I could inject that stuff into my penis.[/quote]

Maybe, but AssClown had an excellent idea in regards to synthol:

“I’m going to inject synthol into my thumbs. When people ask, “How you doing?” I’ll just go POW! Huge thumbs up! And they’ll say, ‘Wow! He’s having a great day!’”

Found in the Synthol Freak thread:

http://www.T-Nation.com/tmagnum/readTopic.do?id=1631071

oh my…wtf is that??? That doesnt even look good. There goes my appetite.

If I saw this guy in passing, I’d think he just got stung and needed to get to a hospital.

[quote]Squiggles wrote:
If I saw this guy in passing, I’d think he just got stung and needed to get to a hospital. [/quote]

Maybe these two are related.

[quote]Squiggles wrote:
If I saw this guy in passing, I’d think he just got stung and needed to get to a hospital. [/quote]

I lol’d he looks so pathetic…all of em do… an ugly face isnt changed by big biceps… especially synthol muscles

Has anyone seen Carrot Top lately?

http://daviddust.blogspot.com/2007/10/carrot-top-is-space-alien.html

[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Makavali wrote:
I wonder if I could inject that stuff into my penis.

I’m sure someone has tried.
[/quote]
According to the infamous “Sex Cult Of Venice Beach” article published on this site someone claimed to inject Esiclene (I admit I don’t know what that is) into his dick with frightening results.

http://www.T-Nation.com/readArticle.do?id=460046

Search the text for “mushroom dick”.

[quote]DSmolken wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Makavali wrote:
I wonder if I could inject that stuff into my penis.

I’m sure someone has tried.

According to the infamous “Sex Cult Of Venice Beach” article published on this site someone claimed to inject Esiclene (I admit I don’t know what that is) into his dick with frightening results.

http://www.T-Nation.com/readArticle.do?id=460046

Search the text for “mushroom dick”.[/quote]

That was unsettling.

[quote]Squiggles wrote:
If I saw this guy in passing, I’d think he just got stung and needed to get to a hospital. [/quote]

He looks like stretch armstrong. Did you ever cut your stretch armstrong open to see whats inside?

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Has anyone seen Carrot Top lately?

http://daviddust.blogspot.com/2007/10/carrot-top-is-space-alien.html [/quote]

Looks more like IGF than synthol to me.

[quote]40&Big wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Has anyone seen Carrot Top lately?

http://daviddust.blogspot.com/2007/10/carrot-top-is-space-alien.html

Looks more like IGF than synthol to me.

[/quote]

Carrot Top has lost is damn marbles.