[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I’m never having children.
If I have girls, hopefully they will be like me, and have a decade-long awkward stage.[/quote]
Your awkward phase was only 10 years? I’m still waiting for mine to end. The funny thing is, I look at my daughter with the beautiful hair, nice make up and cute little body and think, “I totally hated girls like you in high school”. I’m not sure where she came from 
[quote]Chrysalis wrote:
kmcnyc wrote:
OB_s
I would skip the knee wraps and just show us wrist wraps and chucks while making coffee.
Joe is such a southerner- that was good!
I remeber my first dates as a teen- and having the girls brother or father threaten me bodily harm.
kmc
My dad would always clean his guns, when my dates would pick me up…[/quote]
I have a picture of my dad cleaning his rifles. I love the family photo albums. It never hurt that he was a 6’4" naval officer either. He was one scary dude.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I’m never having children.
If I have girls, hopefully they will be like me, and have a decade-long awkward stage.[/quote]
I’m still getting through a 30+ year awkward stage, m’self.
Don’t know what I’d do if I had a pretty, popular teenage daughter. I NEVER figured out how to talk to those people.
[quote]Chrysalis wrote:
kmcnyc wrote:
OB_s
I would skip the knee wraps and just show us wrist wraps and chucks while making coffee.
Joe is such a southerner- that was good!
I remeber my first dates as a teen- and having the girls brother or father threaten me bodily harm.
kmc
My dad would always clean his guns, when my dates would pick me up…[/quote]
I always made my daughter’s boyfriends go to the gym with me – on squat or dead lift day. If they could out train me they could keep dating…did not happen often. 
[quote]Firebug9 wrote:
Chrysalis wrote:
kmcnyc wrote:
OB_s
I would skip the knee wraps and just show us wrist wraps and chucks while making coffee.
Joe is such a southerner- that was good!
I remeber my first dates as a teen- and having the girls brother or father threaten me bodily harm.
kmc
My dad would always clean his guns, when my dates would pick me up…
I always made my daughter’s boyfriends go to the gym with me – on squat or dead lift day. If they could out train me they could keep dating…did not happen often. ;-)[/quote]
You see, I would have went with bench day. That way I could always have them end with a heavy eccentric.
I knew one guy from the gym years ago that met his daughters date at the door, put his arm around the guy, told him her curfew was 10:00pm and then punched a hole in the wall next to the guy’s head…he never came back.
The father was a teacher as well and I wonder if he mentioned this story because she was about my age…
[quote]AlisaV wrote:
Don’t know what I’d do if I had a pretty, popular teenage daughter. I NEVER figured out how to talk to those people. [/quote]
Very slowy, with as many monosyllabic words as possible.
Or, say whatever you want, and end with, “You’re SO pretty!”
That is, of course, assuming that they’re shallow and airheaded. I bet you and ouro’s daughter could hold a conversation about anything.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
I’m never having children.
If I have girls, hopefully they will be like me, and have a decade-long awkward stage.
I’m still getting through a 30+ year awkward stage, m’self.[/quote]
Let’s go sit in the corner and mumble together.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
AlisaV wrote:
Don’t know what I’d do if I had a pretty, popular teenage daughter. I NEVER figured out how to talk to those people.
Very slowy, with as many monosyllabic words as possible.
Or, say whatever you want, and end with, “You’re SO pretty!”
That is, of course, assuming that they’re shallow and airheaded. I bet you and ouro’s daughter could hold a conversation about anything. [/quote]
She actually is very smart and funny as hell. Some of the shit is so funny it’s almost like i said it
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
AlisaV wrote:
Don’t know what I’d do if I had a pretty, popular teenage daughter. I NEVER figured out how to talk to those people.
Very slowy, with as many monosyllabic words as possible.
Or, say whatever you want, and end with, “You’re SO pretty!”
That is, of course, assuming that they’re shallow and airheaded. I bet you and ouro’s daughter could hold a conversation about anything.
She actually is very smart and funny as hell. Some of the shit is so funny it’s almost like i said it :)[/quote]
LOL!
I’m going to remember that one.
I think a few of the dads did try some subtle and not so subtle intimidation-
but growing up catholic in Brooklyn without spelling it out I dated a girl in HS
who had FAMILY- they were not so sure about her Irish friend.
kmc
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
I’m never having children.
If I have girls, hopefully they will be like me, and have a decade-long awkward stage.
Your awkward phase was only 10 years? I’m still waiting for mine to end. The funny thing is, I look at my daughter with the beautiful hair, nice make up and cute little body and think, “I totally hated girls like you in high school”. I’m not sure where she came from :)[/quote]
Hey, I’m waiting for mine to be over too!!
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
AlisaV wrote:
Don’t know what I’d do if I had a pretty, popular teenage daughter. I NEVER figured out how to talk to those people.
Very slowy, with as many monosyllabic words as possible.
Or, say whatever you want, and end with, “You’re SO pretty!”
That is, of course, assuming that they’re shallow and airheaded. I bet you and ouro’s daughter could hold a conversation about anything.
She actually is very smart and funny as hell. Some of the shit is so funny it’s almost like i said it :)[/quote]
I’m assuming your children aren’t far off from taking over canada. With your youngest being able to sing WHILE she bench presses, I’m glad I’m on the other side.
Warn me before they get to the US? please?
[quote]kmcnyc wrote:
OB_s
I would skip the knee wraps and just show us wrist wraps and chucks while making coffee.
Joe is such a southerner- that was good!
I remeber my first dates as a teen- and having the girls brother or father threaten me bodily harm.
kmc
[/quote]
In High School my Grandma would make fried chicken, mashed potatos and gravy, and corn bread the day before football games because it was my favorite.
She would also often say when she knew I had a date “Don’t give any little girl’s daddy a good reason to shoot you,”
She was the best.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
I’m never having children.
If I have girls, hopefully they will be like me, and have a decade-long awkward stage.
Your awkward phase was only 10 years? I’m still waiting for mine to end. The funny thing is, I look at my daughter with the beautiful hair, nice make up and cute little body and think, “I totally hated girls like you in high school”. I’m not sure where she came from :)[/quote]
Girls like that in high school, I became best friends with and then stole their jock boyfriends. Good times.
[quote]dianab wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
I’m never having children.
If I have girls, hopefully they will be like me, and have a decade-long awkward stage.
Your awkward phase was only 10 years? I’m still waiting for mine to end. The funny thing is, I look at my daughter with the beautiful hair, nice make up and cute little body and think, “I totally hated girls like you in high school”. I’m not sure where she came from
Girls like that in high school, I became best friends with and then stole their jock boyfriends. Good times.
[/quote]
We can’t all be blow job queens
Wednesday July 8 GL Burlington
I wasn’t supposed to work out tonight because an electrician was supposed to come over and fix the burnt plug in the apartment. He blew me off until tomorrow. He’d better show up then. I had to replace the dryer because of the cunt that just moved out so Christ knows what the electrician is going to cost.
I had a rather fractured day. Mentally I’m on a major downstroke and it was like thinking through molasses.
Anywho…
warm up/mobility
Squat
45x2x10
95x5
135x2x5
155x5
175x7x3
Bench
45x10
65x5
95x5x5
CG Bench
85x3x8
Pull ups
12, 9
wide grip - 5
neutral grip - 5
Power cleans
95x2x3
105x3x3
Push Press
95x3x5
Squat 135x10
I was an irritable chiquita tonight. I felt like punching some skinny guy who had the temerity to talk to me. I was warming up with 135 and he says in a very patronizing manner “Oh, you’re using the big weights” This from a guy who couldn’t 1/4 squat 185.
Then I ran into one of my suppliers. I actually quite like Craig and wind him up but I don’t want to see work people at the gym.
I may need to refill my prescription of chill pills.
On the upside, despite being tired, I had a good workout.
We all have those irritable days, that is for sure. From what it sounds like, it is a good thing you were out of plastic bags and lime or that guy woulda been toast for sure! Fingers crossed the electrician shows up, and that it is only the bad plug that needs replacing, and not any wiring.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
dianab wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
I’m never having children.
If I have girls, hopefully they will be like me, and have a decade-long awkward stage.
Your awkward phase was only 10 years? I’m still waiting for mine to end. The funny thing is, I look at my daughter with the beautiful hair, nice make up and cute little body and think, “I totally hated girls like you in high school”. I’m not sure where she came from
Girls like that in high school, I became best friends with and then stole their jock boyfriends. Good times.
We can’t all be blow job queens :)[/quote]
from she who wears the crown
[quote]dianab wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
dianab wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
I’m never having children.
If I have girls, hopefully they will be like me, and have a decade-long awkward stage.
Your awkward phase was only 10 years? I’m still waiting for mine to end. The funny thing is, I look at my daughter with the beautiful hair, nice make up and cute little body and think, “I totally hated girls like you in high school”. I’m not sure where she came from
Girls like that in high school, I became best friends with and then stole their jock boyfriends. Good times.
We can’t all be blow job queens
from she who wears the crown
[/quote]
You know I’m way to lazy to be the Queen. The best I could possibly hope for is princess.