Subway Squats

Ha, they should have that here, but you’ll have your easily offended crowd saying
this is discriminatory because they are too damn fat, or for legit reasons because
they are in a Wheel Chair, Crutches, or some fuckin’ inner ear condition where
their balance is compromised.

'‘Hey Man, we DEMAND free rides because we’re not able to do them"…
then Lawyers would get involved, etc…It’ll be just one big fuckin’ mess here.

Excellent! If this was brought in over here I can only see it as a matter of time until someone sues them for discrimination against fat people (srs)

Although maybe a bit unfair to the elderly but I’m guessing they’ve got some sort of discount/free pass anyway.

I would love to see that kind of system in works. It is beautiful.

Had me laughing.