Stealing… lots and lots of stealing!
[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Here’s one black people like: Calling themselves “African American” when in reality the only REAL African Americans around here were born in Africa and have immigrated here to the States. Yes, Charlize Theron is more African American (she was born in South Africa) than Oprah. I said it.[/quote]
Some people’s comments call for a “Stuff That Homos Like” thread…damn,I’m tired as fuck.
Seriously…these threads are ridiculous.
[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Here’s one black people like: Calling themselves “African American” when in reality the only REAL African Americans around here were born in Africa and have immigrated here to the States. Yes, Charlize Theron is more African American (she was born in South Africa) than Oprah. I said it.[/quote]
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I my experience, I have found that black people seem to enjoy producing large amounts of melanin in specialized skin cells.
[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
Watermelon, yeah thats right, watermelon.
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That’s kind of like the fried chicken one.
Who the hell doesn’t like watermelon?
[quote] gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Here’s one black people like: Calling themselves “African American” when in reality the only REAL African Americans around here were born in Africa and have immigrated here to the States. Yes, Charlize Theron is more African American (she was born in South Africa) than Oprah. I said it.[/quote]
WHAT’D HE SAY ABOUT OPRAH! AIN’T NOBODY TALK BAD ABOUT OPRAH!
[quote]Aleksandr wrote:
djwhizkid wrote:
i like fried chicken
This is the dumbest stereotype in the world. I have never in my life met a person, face-to-face, who did not love fried chicken. This is regardless of their race, color, or creed.[/quote]
I don’t like fried chicken.
Okay, maybe a little. But I’d rather have salad with grilled chicken.
[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
Being dominant in every sport.
Laughing at white people on the dance floor.
Watermelon, yeah thats right, watermelon.
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I always loved watermelon, what kid didn’t? And fried chicken, too.
Chris Rock did a funny bit about rims. After hearing his routine about them I happened to check out the guy magazines at the bookstore the next day. Wouldn’t you know that Smooth had over 30 pages of adds for rims, while there wasn’t one add in Maxim for it.
It did confuse me a little since Smooth isn’t even a car mag, but whatever.
There are no Blacks above the Arctic circle.
I would like all of the above mentioned activities
[quote]masterpate wrote:
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and how come black guys around here almost always have six packs, … [/quote]
I always thought they preferred 40 oz malt liquor. I need to get out more.
They like my wife and I. Here is our special webiste just for our “African American” friends.
Its sad…I went 21 years without even trying watermelon, and when I did I was surrounded by people who liked it more than I did. Thats right, I was surrounded by chinese people. I enjoyed it, but they LOVED it!
When it was time for lunch in the cafeteria, the chef wheeled out a huge cart of melons and started chopping them in half and they rushed the line to get their share. When all the melons were gone, it was a sad day indeed.
Today’s lesson: Everyone loves watermelon, and when compared to me, everyone looks like watermelon fiends.
swimming
haha just kidding.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
swimming
haha just kidding.[/quote]
LOL
I don’t really like watermelon…
[quote]Sayjin wrote:
Its sad…I went 21 years without even trying watermelon, and when I did I was surrounded by people who liked it more than I did. Thats right, I was surrounded by chinese people. I enjoyed it, but they LOVED it!
When it was time for lunch in the cafeteria, the chef wheeled out a huge cart of melons and started chopping them in half and they rushed the line to get their share. When all the melons were gone, it was a sad day indeed.
Today’s lesson: Everyone loves watermelon, and when compared to me, everyone looks like watermelon fiends.[/quote]
I never understood the watermelon stereotype. Maybe some northern white folk are jealous that southerners can get it all year around. It was about my favorite summer thing as a kid.
Then I found beer, but that’s a different story.
Also my brother in law is black and he likes James Taylor, golf and the Republican party.
Fried w/ gravy
Fried shoelaces with gravy
Ghetto-style
[quote]Digity wrote:
Sayjin wrote:
Digity wrote:
Whenever I look into a Popeye’s Chicken it’s full of black people!
I’m glad you brought this up, Digity. In general, black people indeed love Popeye’s - The Holy Grail of fried chicken. Luckily when I left home for college, I put a good 70 mile drive between me and the nearest Popeye’s, and had I not I’d probably be obese as hell right now.
As a member of the African American community, I take it upon myself to proclaim that Popeye’s is the best and all black people enjoy it (with the exception of those who say they dont, but they don’t count because they’re just lying to themselves and others).
Ain’t it the truth, my brotha. Ain’t it the truth.[/quote]
I love Popeye’s. I used to have a college job making deliveries in the DC area. I used to eat at Popeye’s a lot when I was in NE DC at lunchtime. Most of the time, I was the only white guy there. I love the fried chicken. I got pissed when KFC went all soy oil, because that’s all the FC we have in suburban NJ.
DB