[quote]Digity wrote:
sumgai wrote:
Why do brothas love to drive Corvettes so much? I see so many around here…with the trophy white piece of ass in the passenger seat.
Because it comes with a free bottle of grape drink.[/quote]
Not grape. PURPLE.
“[My doughnut’s filling] is purple. Purple is a fruit.” - Homer Simpson
[quote]Sayjin wrote:
Digity wrote:
Whenever I look into a Popeye’s Chicken it’s full of black people!
I’m glad you brought this up, Digity. In general, black people indeed love Popeye’s - The Holy Grail of fried chicken. Luckily when I left home for college, I put a good 70 mile drive between me and the nearest Popeye’s, and had I not I’d probably be obese as hell right now.
As a member of the African American community, I take it upon myself to proclaim that Popeye’s is the best and all black people enjoy it (with the exception of those who say they dont, but they don’t count because they’re just lying to themselves and others).[/quote]
Ain’t it the truth, my brotha. Ain’t it the truth.
[quote]dk44 wrote:
Official “UnOfficial” pro sports apparel. And leaving the sticker and tag on their hats. [/quote]
You’re from Arkansas, so I dunno if you know, but where I live whitey does it too. I take the tags and stickers off my new hats just to show my friggin’ individuality!!!
[quote]BF Bullpup wrote:
dk44 wrote:
Official “UnOfficial” pro sports apparel. And leaving the sticker and tag on their hats.
You’re from Arkansas, so I dunno if you know, but where I live whitey does it too. I take the tags and stickers off my new hats just to show my friggin’ individuality!!![/quote]
You are right, Arkansas is a bit behind on trends, every post I make on T-Nation I have to type on my typewriter and send to TC so he can put it in the forums. Damn Technology.
[quote]BF Bullpup wrote:
Digity wrote:
sumgai wrote:
Why do brothas love to drive Corvettes so much? I see so many around here…with the trophy white piece of ass in the passenger seat.
Because it comes with a free bottle of grape drink.
Not grape. PURPLE.
“[My doughnut’s filling] is purple. Purple is a fruit.” - Homer Simpson[/quote]
Gimme a break…I’m white! I’m not totally down with the black lingo.
Black people also like t-shirts with Tony Montana on them.
[quote]Digity wrote:
BF Bullpup wrote:
Digity wrote:
sumgai wrote:
Why do brothas love to drive Corvettes so much? I see so many around here…with the trophy white piece of ass in the passenger seat.
Because it comes with a free bottle of grape drink.
Not grape. PURPLE.
“[My doughnut’s filling] is purple. Purple is a fruit.” - Homer Simpson
Gimme a break…I’m white! I’m not totally down with the black lingo.
Black people also like t-shirts with Tony Montana on them.[/quote]
As well as $1000 leather jackets with Tony Montana on them. When a guy I know told me how much he paid for it, he made it seem like a good thing, because apparently that was the discounted price.
Although I can see myself buying something thats equally as rediculous when I come into some money - MC Hammer pants.
menthol
Here’s one black people like: Calling themselves “African American” when in reality the only REAL African Americans around here were born in Africa and have immigrated here to the States. Yes, Charlize Theron is more African American (she was born in South Africa) than Oprah. I said it.
[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Here’s one black people like: Calling themselves “African American” when in reality the only REAL African Americans around here were born in Africa and have immigrated here to the States. Yes, Charlize Theron is more African American (she was born in South Africa) than Oprah. I said it.[/quote]
Thems is fightin words, boy. Nobody messes with Oprah!
Being dominant in every sport.
Laughing at white people on the dance floor.
Watermelon, yeah thats right, watermelon.
[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Here’s one black people like: Calling themselves “African American” when in reality the only REAL African Americans around here were born in Africa and have immigrated here to the States. Yes, Charlize Theron is more African American (she was born in South Africa) than Oprah. I said it.[/quote]
Stop. Just Stop.
[quote]Sayjin wrote:
gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Here’s one black people like: Calling themselves “African American” when in reality the only REAL African Americans around here were born in Africa and have immigrated here to the States. Yes, Charlize Theron is more African American (she was born in South Africa) than Oprah. I said it.
Thems is fightin words, boy. Nobody messes with Oprah![/quote]
being from arkansas, and about as white as gets, i have always wondered one thing, especially since it came up in the election, why the hell is it so offensive to call a black man boy?
now granted, I don’t want to be called boy either, i just think its offensive. I never even thought of it being racial till the election. any thoughts?
and how come black guys around here almost always have six packs, no matter what they eat, how much they work out, or how big they are? they all either keep a constant low bf% or are huge, no in betweens.
[quote]masterpate wrote:
being from arkansas, and about as white as gets, i have always wondered one thing, especially since it came up in the election, why the hell is it so offensive to call a black man boy?
now granted, I don’t want to be called boy either, i just think its offensive. I never even thought of it being racial till the election. any thoughts?[/quote]
I call my friends “boy” sometimes, but only in a “you sure do got a perty mouth” kind of way. I don’t attach any meaning to it, but I think it is derogatory when said in a serious way due to how it was used in the past.
[quote]
and how come black guys around here almost always have six packs, no matter what they eat, how much they work out, or how big they are? they all either keep a constant low bf% or are huge, no in betweens. [/quote]
What? You must be blind.
I dunno about this thread. Obviously it was just meant to be funny but I’m not sure that it’s successful.
that black snake moan .gif is the best thing i’ve EVER seen
we also like nikes and Kimbo Slice… if you combine the two we go into anaphylactic shock
we also like ass.
[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
we also like ass.[/quote]
that is the best gif i think i’ve ever seen
[quote]Makavali wrote:
jtg987 wrote:
lol this culd be fun if everyone takes it as a joke
What the fuck is juice?[/quote]
^LEGIT laugh out loud moment
… i want the purple stuff.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Here’s one black people like: Calling themselves “African American” when in reality the only REAL African Americans around here were born in Africa and have immigrated here to the States. Yes, Charlize Theron is more African American (she was born in South Africa) than Oprah. I said it.
Stop. Just Stop.[/quote]
lol trust me we’d like to be called just “American” or “hostage” or “Formerly owned by __________” but I dont think that’d be exactly politically correct either so why don’t you just hush… sit in the corner… and let us have “african american”.