[quote]tom63 wrote:
Sayjin wrote:
Its sad…I went 21 years without even trying watermelon, and when I did I was surrounded by people who liked it more than I did. Thats right, I was surrounded by chinese people. I enjoyed it, but they LOVED it!
When it was time for lunch in the cafeteria, the chef wheeled out a huge cart of melons and started chopping them in half and they rushed the line to get their share. When all the melons were gone, it was a sad day indeed.
Today’s lesson: Everyone loves watermelon, and when compared to me, everyone looks like watermelon fiends.
I never understood the watermelon stereotype. Maybe some northern white folk are jealous that southerners can get it all year around. It was about my favorite summer thing as a kid.
Then I found beer, but that’s a different story.
Also my brother in law is black and he likes James Taylor, golf and the Republican party.
lol trust me we’d like to be called just “American” or “hostage” or “Formerly owned by __________” but I dont think that’d be exactly politically correct either so why don’t you just hush… sit in the corner… and let us have “african american”. [/quote]
Whose holding you hostage? You can go whenever you want.
[quote]sumgai wrote:
Why do brothas love to drive Corvettes so much? I see so many around here…with the trophy white piece of ass in the passenger seat.[/quote]
Go to a movie starring him and there’s tons of black people there. I’ve never seen that many black people at a theatre all at once. For a second I thought they were showing Pootie Tang 2, but later realized the movie didn’t exist.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
tom63 wrote:
Sayjin wrote:
Its sad…I went 21 years without even trying watermelon, and when I did I was surrounded by people who liked it more than I did. Thats right, I was surrounded by chinese people. I enjoyed it, but they LOVED it!
When it was time for lunch in the cafeteria, the chef wheeled out a huge cart of melons and started chopping them in half and they rushed the line to get their share. When all the melons were gone, it was a sad day indeed.
Today’s lesson: Everyone loves watermelon, and when compared to me, everyone looks like watermelon fiends.
I never understood the watermelon stereotype. Maybe some northern white folk are jealous that southerners can get it all year around. It was about my favorite summer thing as a kid.
Then I found beer, but that’s a different story.
Also my brother in law is black and he likes James Taylor, golf and the Republican party.
Is this your brother-in-law?
DB[/quote]
It’s damn close, hahaha1 I always teased him about that. he also was a top gun pilot, a history prof at the Naval academy, and GWB’s Under Secretary of Veteran’s Affairs.
He hates rap, but does love R&B, the blues, Led Zeppelin and a little country western. And some smarty pants jazz stuff.
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
sumgai wrote:
Why do brothas love to drive Corvettes so much? I see so many around here…with the trophy white piece of ass in the passenger seat.
Who the hell wouldn’t love to drive a Corvette?[/quote]
A lot of 40-60 year old white guys love vettes where I live. Only fairies dislike American muscle.
