Student Ordered to Change 'Offensive NRA Shirt'

You forgot a few. B is clearly a brass knuckle, H is a tank if looked at by a predator drone (upside down Y), a lower case i is mortal fire (friendly mortar fire, but mortar fire all the the same), Q is obviously a grenade, etc…

I mean Jesus, it’s no wonder we are so violent. It’s engrained in us so early!

We have to write to the Department of Education right away! Public schools are indoctrinating American children to be violent, militant, extremist sociopaths right in first grade! This “learning the alphabet” facade has got to be seen for what it is.

And numbers, too. Everyone knows that learning numbers is only a gateway to learning math, one branch of which is trigonometry, which can be used to calculate trajectory. Do we really want out first-graders knowing how to launch an artillery strike on peaceful villages?! Oh the humanity!

And don’t get me started on physics and chemistry. That’s just asking for a slew of junior high school students churning out improvised explosive devices and atom bombs in their mothers’ basements.