[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Running in cold sucks.
Running sucks.
Why couldnt God make me a skinny guy?[/quote]
running in the cold sucks - Def
running sucks - Def
why couldnt you have been born skinny? - cause then you wouldn’t be SECKSAY!!!
oh yeah~
^ Yea but it would be a lot funnier to be a hard gainer instead of look at food and gainer. 
T-Rex’s are not made to run, they just stand around and scare the fuck out of everyone.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]ddot76 wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
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His balls are clearly hidden by the post…[/quote]
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Man I regretted this post… worse than saying ‘Cramps’
[quote]ddot76 wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]ddot76 wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
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His balls are clearly hidden by the post…[/quote]
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Man I regretted this post… worse than saying ‘Cramps’[/quote]
Midol
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
^ Yea but it would be a lot funnier to be a hard gainer instead of look at food and gainer.
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I feel your pain, it sucks to have to count every damn calorie just to stay not so fat. Ahhh to be a hard gainer (insert comic book cloud over head, dreaming of swimming Scrooge McDuck style through a room of pudding)
[quote]dday wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
^ Yea but it would be a lot funnier to be a hard gainer instead of look at food and gainer.
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I feel your pain, it sucks to have to count every damn calorie just to stay not so fat. Ahhh to be a hard gainer (insert comic book cloud over head, dreaming of swimming Scrooge McDuck style through a room of pudding)[/quote]
Yeah fuck those guys.
poor bastards, having to eat pizza to gain weight.
My heart pumps piss for them.
^ Then have to work out like a fucking Olympic swimmer just to work off that hamburger and fries you “cheated” on.
easy now, boyz…you’re getting a little personal here.
< wipes blueberry scone crumbs off desk >
[quote]Edgy wrote:
easy now, boyz…you’re getting a little personal here.
< wipes blueberry scone crumbs off desk >[/quote]
Please describe this SCONE you were eating.
Maybe I will not gain weight if I just read it on the internet.
that is allot of runs and lunges
nice work
I dunno I spent the bulk of my college and semi pro mini athletic life
weightiing less then a buck fifty.
but now I have to use a stool to reach anything
and a cane in the morning
cry me a river 
Running does suck but I actually prefer it in the cold vs the heat
Dallas in October was too hot for me
as for donkey balls- I went to an agriculture and technology school for 2 years
bit of culture shock for a Brooklynite like me
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
easy now, boyz…you’re getting a little personal here.
< wipes blueberry scone crumbs off desk >[/quote]
Please describe this SCONE you were eating.
Maybe I will not gain weight if I just read it on the internet.[/quote]
Yes, go slowly and in great detail.
I bet it had frosting
[quote]dday wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
easy now, boyz…you’re getting a little personal here.
< wipes blueberry scone crumbs off desk >[/quote]
Please describe this SCONE you were eating.
Maybe I will not gain weight if I just read it on the internet.[/quote]
Yes, go slowly and in great detail.[/quote]
Were they big blueberries? or small dried ones? Was the scone hard or soft?
soft scone, not too sweet, but with a small layer of icing…mmmmmmmm.
the blueberries were plump, and I swear that i felt it burst in my mouth.
it was so flaky that the crumbs were falling into my ample breasts, and I looked down, and slowly fingered each one and brought it to my mouth in an exhilarating fulfillment of taste and goodness.
my breasts heaved, and my eyes rolled back in my head with each taste…
too much detail?
I came
[quote]Edgy wrote:
soft scone, not too sweet, but with a small layer of icing…mmmmmmmm.
the blueberries were plump, and I swear that i felt it burst in my mouth.
it was so flaky that the crumbs were falling into my ample breasts, and I looked down, and slowly fingered each one and brought it to my mouth in an exhilarating fulfillment of taste and goodness.
my breasts heaved, and my eyes rolled back in my head with each taste…
too much detail?[/quote]
Wow! just Wow!
There is something missing here…
Oh yeah…
KITTY PIC!
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
I came[/quote]
Really DJ?! Really…
LMAO! Pure gold this morning… pure gold
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]dday wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
easy now, boyz…you’re getting a little personal here.
< wipes blueberry scone crumbs off desk >[/quote]
Please describe this SCONE you were eating.
Maybe I will not gain weight if I just read it on the internet.[/quote]
Yes, go slowly and in great detail.[/quote]
Were they big blueberries? or small dried ones? Was the scone hard or soft?[/quote]
How big was it?