I’ve got quite a few. Here’s a recent one. True story but the names are false of course…
I’m the co-founder of a software company that was embroiled in a protracted patent infringement case with a large public company. Over the course of this experience, I came to know well and truly to loathe both the company and the CEO.
So, a year ago, and while the infringement case was still going on, I was at a party with my girlfriend. We were talking with a distant acquaintance, who was telling us a story about a friend of his who just married a very wealthy divorcee. “She’s loaded now. She really fleeced the guy. She lives on the entire top floor overlooking central park in a gorgeous manhattan building. A few years ago,” he explained, “she divorced one of the wealthiest men in the world, the CEO of a public company.”
“What company?” I asked.
“XYZ software company,” he replied.
Now, this just happened to be the same company and CEO my own company has been in such a struggle with. Okay, I thought, well that’s interesting.
Then he went on to describe how his friend had recently married this woman, what his life was like now, and how he has truly lucked out financially, etc. He kept referring to this guy’s first name, which is an unusual one, Trey.
“What’s his last name?” my girlfriend asked.
“Wiggins,” he replied.
My girlfriend looked like she was going to faint. Trey Wiggins was an old boyfriend of hers.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
katzenjammer wrote:
What are the chances of this?
Mathematically? Not that unlikely or unusual.
But that doesn’t take away the eeriness.[/quote]
Yeah, damn, come to think of it, you’re right.
When you take into account that my girlfriend has been to bed with nearly half the adult male population of north america, the coincidence isn’t all that startling, is it? lol!
When you take into account that my girlfriend has been to bed with nearly half the adult male population of north america, the coincidence isn’t all that startling, is it? lol!
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Would you really want to date someone who’s slept with that many dudes? That would be like 75,000,000 guys, which at ten minutes of sex each would be just over 1426 years of non-stop sex.
[quote]Schwarzenegger wrote:
Would you really want to date someone who’s slept with that many dudes? That would be like 75,000,000 guys, which at ten minutes of sex each would be just over 1426 years of non-stop sex.
[quote]malonetd wrote:
Schwarzenegger wrote:
Would you really want to date someone who’s slept with that many dudes? That would be like 75,000,000 guys, which at ten minutes of sex each would be just over 1426 years of non-stop sex.
This is my useless post of the day.
Guess they skipped the foreplay.[/quote]
From what she’s told me she gave them all quickie blowjobs. At one minute each, that puts her at about 200 years old. Good lord she has some explaining to do. She told me she was thirty. The fact that she is a wrinkly old bitch on a respirator should have raised some red flags. My bad.
When you take into account that my girlfriend has been to bed with nearly half the adult male population of north america, the coincidence isn’t all that startling, is it? lol!
Would you really want to date someone who’s slept with that many dudes? That would be like 75,000,000 guys, which at ten minutes of sex each would be just over 1426 years of non-stop sex.
This is my useless post of the day.[/quote]
With me would be like…helll yeah baby show me the money!
[quote]katzenjammer wrote:
malonetd wrote:
Yeah, damn, come to think of it, you’re right.
When you take into account that my girlfriend has been to bed with nearly half the adult male population of north america, the coincidence isn’t all that startling, is it? lol!
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Why, that’s just false. Neither myself, nor my brother, nor my cousin have had sex with your girlfiend. So that’s just statistically untrue!