[quote]UtahLama wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
2 pages before the thread got deleted. I am kind of surprised. [/quote]
Why would this thread get deleted? You act like this site specifically got rid of an entire forum in order to discourage threads like this.[/quote]
Can you imagine something like that happening?
Cray.[/quote]
okay, this DID make me laugh~
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
2 pages before the thread got deleted. I am kind of surprised. [/quote]
Why would this thread get deleted? You act like this site specifically got rid of an entire forum in order to discourage threads like this.[/quote]
I mean, it’s pretty obvious this is a weak troll job, so I assume mod’s are just in it for the cat pics that are forthcoming. [/quote]
I can only assume Push hasn’t seen this yet or we would have probably been wrecked already. I am refraining form commenting of much substance as right now because I am at work.
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
2 pages before the thread got deleted. I am kind of surprised. [/quote]
Why would this thread get deleted? You act like this site specifically got rid of an entire forum in order to discourage threads like this.[/quote]
I mean, it’s pretty obvious this is a weak troll job, so I assume mod’s are just in it for the cat pics that are forthcoming. [/quote]
I can only assume Push hasn’t seen this yet or we would have probably been wrecked already. I am refraining form commenting of much substance as right now because I am at work.
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[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
2 pages before the thread got deleted. I am kind of surprised. [/quote]
Why would this thread get deleted? You act like this site specifically got rid of an entire forum in order to discourage threads like this.[/quote]
I mean, it’s pretty obvious this is a weak troll job, so I assume mod’s are just in it for the cat pics that are forthcoming. [/quote]
I can only assume Push hasn’t seen this yet or we would have probably been wrecked already. I am refraining form commenting of much substance as right now because I am at work.
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[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
2 pages before the thread got deleted. I am kind of surprised. [/quote]
Why would this thread get deleted? You act like this site specifically got rid of an entire forum in order to discourage threads like this.[/quote]
I mean, it’s pretty obvious this is a weak troll job, so I assume mod’s are just in it for the cat pics that are forthcoming. [/quote]
A year or 2 ago, I attempted to figure out the answer to the OP’s question.
What I basically found out was that it is an unknown substance with an unknown purpose.
I got nothing…
Oddly enough, I’ve only been with one squirter. I hope it isn’t pee, otherwise she pissed all over the back seat of my car a couple months ago… a lot. Like excessive amounts. It wasn’t a turn-off, just peculiar…
[quote]TDub301 wrote:
A year or 2 ago, I attempted to figure out the answer to the OP’s question.
What I basically found out was that it is an unknown substance with an unknown purpose.
I got nothing…
Oddly enough, I’ve only been with one squirter. I hope it isn’t pee, otherwise she pissed all over the back seat of my car a couple months ago… a lot. Like excessive amounts. It wasn’t a turn-off, just peculiar…[/quote]
Bet it smelled wonderful in the summer heat too.
Most people who have see it up close and personal on a regular basis know it’s not piss…it most likely comes from the Skene’s glands.
Google Cytheria, if you think that is piss…I really don’t know what to tell you.
[quote]UtahLama wrote:
Most people who have see it up close and personal on a regular basis know it’s not piss…it most likely comes from the Skene’s glands.
Google Cytheria, if you think that is piss…I really don’t know what to tell you.[/quote]
NSFW…
[quote]Normsky wrote:
One of the first times we had sex we were in the 69 position and everything was going brilliant, I had already made her cum twice through sex and I figured 69 would be a nice ending to a pretty great sexy time.
All of a sudden while I was sucking on her clit she let out a really high pitch dog whistle type scream and proceeded to blast my mouth with her “squirt”.
I was in shock at the salt water water-boarding that had just taken place yet not wanting her to be self conscious I just pretended it did not phase me.
I then spend around 70 minutes trying to convince myself I had not just taken my first money shot.
However the fact I had made her cum multiple times the night before paid off the next day. She came down with a care package of delicious treats, a new polo shirt and a bottle of lube because she was suddenly open to the idea of anal.
Now I make her squirt as often as possible, she gets super subby and brings me things and cooks and lets me do any perverted thing I want when I give her that good dick.
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I think someone just pissed on your face…
Or if you want to believe this tomfoolery, someone dropped a load on your face.
I don’t see how this is a good thing.
I’m also confused about the entire thing about “making” women cum. It’s more about them than anything else but if you need your ego stroked, I can see how it would be important to you.
[quote]Stinkfist wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
2 pages before the thread got deleted. I am kind of surprised. [/quote]
Why would this thread get deleted? You act like this site specifically got rid of an entire forum in order to discourage threads like this.[/quote]
I mean, it’s pretty obvious this is a weak troll job, so I assume mod’s are just in it for the cat pics that are forthcoming. [/quote]
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ITT: people humble bragging they are super good at giving the womenz the O’s
Thats fucking awsome yur my hero. Ive always wanted a chick to squirt in my face. Nice 
[quote]dchris wrote:
[quote]Yogi wrote:
[quote]jbpick86 wrote:
[quote]Yogi wrote:
[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:
[quote]Yogi wrote:
[quote]kenny-mccormick wrote:
[quote]Yogi wrote:
do you want it to be pee?[/quote]
Squeeze your nipples for me[/quote]
prolactin’s under control, I’m afraid
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What are you talking about I’m just trying to spice things up[/quote]
I thought you wanted to see if I was a squirter! Haha
But yes, I’ll happily squeeze my nipples for you anytime you want. I’m squeezing them right now, in fact.[/quote]
Shit just got weird. [/quote]
want it to get weirder?
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Only if you fly down to Australia and do some dope while you smell Kenny’s friends hair.[/quote]
I hate you so much
[quote]tsantos wrote:
[quote]Normsky wrote:
One of the first times we had sex we were in the 69 position and everything was going brilliant, I had already made her cum twice through sex and I figured 69 would be a nice ending to a pretty great sexy time.
All of a sudden while I was sucking on her clit she let out a really high pitch dog whistle type scream and proceeded to blast my mouth with her “squirt”.
I was in shock at the salt water water-boarding that had just taken place yet not wanting her to be self conscious I just pretended it did not phase me.
I then spend around 70 minutes trying to convince myself I had not just taken my first money shot.
However the fact I had made her cum multiple times the night before paid off the next day. She came down with a care package of delicious treats, a new polo shirt and a bottle of lube because she was suddenly open to the idea of anal.
Now I make her squirt as often as possible, she gets super subby and brings me things and cooks and lets me do any perverted thing I want when I give her that good dick.
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I think someone just pissed on your face…
Or if you want to believe this tomfoolery, someone dropped a load on your face.
I don’t see how this is a good thing.
I’m also confused about the entire thing about “making” women cum. It’s more about them than anything else but if you need your ego stroked, I can see how it would be important to you.
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Seeing as some statistics put the amount of women whose partners can make them climax through vaginal penetration at a mere 25% I think it might have something to do with a mans ability to please a woman.
However yes, I like a good ego stroke as much as anyone. However your making a point to challenge my display of sexual pride puts into question your sexual confidence.
Or maybe it is just the super ego expressing itself, see Alain Badiou.
[quote]tsantos wrote:
I’m also confused about the entire thing about “making” women cum. It’s more about them than anything else [/quote]
You know not of what you speak…
[quote]tsantos wrote:
I’m also confused about the entire thing about “making” women cum. It’s more about them than anything else but if you need your ego stroked, I can see how it would be important to you.
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t, I hate to call you out bro, but
[quote]tsantos wrote:
Once or twice a week is normal after about a year… Welcome to the real world
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At that rate, there may be some things not understood… (saying this completely aware that it sounds like a brag).
But let’s be real here… the ego isn’t what we want stroked. And does anyone really care how things end up for her? Amiright fellas? High five? Borat voice.
[quote]thehebrewhero wrote:
Thats fucking awsome yur my hero. Ive always wanted a chick to squirt in my face. Nice ;)[/quote]
Congrats, you’re a hebrewherohero.
[quote]1 Man Island wrote:
[quote]tsantos wrote:
I’m also confused about the entire thing about “making” women cum. It’s more about them than anything else but if you need your ego stroked, I can see how it would be important to you.
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t, I hate to call you out bro, but
[quote]tsantos wrote:
Once or twice a week is normal after about a year… Welcome to the real world
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At that rate, there may be some things not understood… (saying this completely aware that it sounds like a brag).
But let’s be real here… the ego isn’t what we want stroked. And does anyone really care how things end up for her? Amiright fellas? High five? Borat voice.[/quote]
Yeah, the irritated look you get if you stop when she is telling you its right there and please don’t stop is all the proof you should need that you have a lot of control over whether or not that happens. And don’t bother with the, but I got a cramp excuse, you should fight through it at that moment.
It’s NOT pee. (although sometimes a chick will pee and call it squirting, legitimate squirting is definitely not pee)
Another interesting note is that I’ve found that MOST women will squirt under the right circumstances.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
It’s NOT pee. (although sometimes a chick will pee and call it squirting, legitimate squirting is definitely not pee)
Another interesting note is that I’ve found that MOST women will squirt under the right circumstances.[/quote]
Its pee