[quote]Vegita wrote:
I’m driving down the road the other day and I slow down cause there is two hot chicks running. I’m getting a nice look at the boontang and a fucking soda can comes glancing across my fucking windshield. I see this pencil neck geek standing in his garage pounding his chest like he’s fucking tarzan, only he’s built more like jane. The I look back and the girls had a look of shock on thier face, They almost looked scared, but I could tell it was just feeling embarrased for the pee wee herman in the garage. I decided against getting out and throwing Pee wee like a javelin down the street. Hot chicks don’t like it if you beat up a little nerd.
I have to say, doing 12 sets of squats and tying up the rack the whole time midday at a college’s gym is pretty fun. Try it and see how many people you get asking you how many more sets you have and then see their reaction when you tell them you’ve still got 5 sets left after you’ve already been on there for ~15 minutes.
I like to put my ass where my head would go on the bench, get it nice and creamy and then watch people place their head in the essence of my sweaty ass…awesome.
I curl with my olympic bar …it works really good for reverse curls and multi angle curls. Since I own the bar everyone else can fuck off!!! Results speak for themselves. Barbells rule! If you get the chance try curling with a barbell.
I curl with my olympic bar …it works really good for reverse curls and multi angle curls. Since I own the bar everyone else can fuck off!!! Results speak for themselves. Barbells rule! If you get the chance try curling with a barbell.
I once was doing crunches on a swiss ball (before discovering T-Nation) with a 45# plate on my chest. I decided it was too easy and tried to put the plate behind my head. As soon as I extended my arms, I catapulted myself upside down into the wall behind me and everyone looked horrified. It was hilarious.
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I like to put my ass where my head would go on the bench, get it nice and creamy and then watch people place their head in the essence of my sweaty ass…awesome.[/quote]
Full of win.
Nothing marks a piece of equipment as ‘in use’ better than one’s stank.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
I’m driving down the road the other day and I slow down cause there is two hot chicks running. I’m getting a nice look at the boontang and a fucking soda can comes glancing across my fucking windshield. I see this pencil neck geek standing in his garage pounding his chest like he’s fucking tarzan, only he’s built more like jane. The I look back and the girls had a look of shock on thier face, They almost looked scared, but I could tell it was just feeling embarrased for the pee wee herman in the garage. I decided against getting out and throwing Pee wee like a javelin down the street. Hot chicks don’t like it if you beat up a little nerd.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
I’m driving down the road the other day and I slow down cause there is two hot chicks running. I’m getting a nice look at the boontang and a fucking soda can comes glancing across my fucking windshield. I see this pencil neck geek standing in his garage pounding his chest like he’s fucking tarzan, only he’s built more like jane. The I look back and the girls had a look of shock on thier face, They almost looked scared, but I could tell it was just feeling embarrased for the pee wee herman in the garage. I decided against getting out and throwing Pee wee like a javelin down the street. Hot chicks don’t like it if you beat up a little nerd.
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I like to put my ass where my head would go on the bench, get it nice and creamy and then watch people place their head in the essence of my sweaty ass…awesome.[/quote]
Full of win.
Nothing marks a piece of equipment as ‘in use’ better than one’s stank.[/quote]
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I like to put my ass where my head would go on the bench, get it nice and creamy and then watch people place their head in the essence of my sweaty ass…awesome.[/quote]
You do realize that your head is where their ass has been and would be, right?
[quote]Vegita wrote:
I’m driving down the road the other day and I slow down cause there is two hot chicks running. I’m getting a nice look at the boontang and a fucking soda can comes glancing across my fucking windshield. I see this pencil neck geek standing in his garage pounding his chest like he’s fucking tarzan, only he’s built more like jane. The I look back and the girls had a look of shock on thier face, They almost looked scared, but I could tell it was just feeling embarrased for the pee wee herman in the garage. I decided against getting out and throwing Pee wee like a javelin down the street. Hot chicks don’t like it if you beat up a little nerd.
V
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How’s your mom, Vag?[/quote]
Still fighting the good fight brother. We hope she can come home for a week break maybe by the end of next week.
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I like to put my ass where my head would go on the bench, get it nice and creamy and then watch people place their head in the essence of my sweaty ass…awesome.[/quote]
[quote]Vegita wrote:
I’m driving down the road the other day and I slow down cause there is two hot chicks running. I’m getting a nice look at the boontang and a fucking soda can comes glancing across my fucking windshield. I see this pencil neck geek standing in his garage pounding his chest like he’s fucking tarzan, only he’s built more like jane. The I look back and the girls had a look of shock on thier face, They almost looked scared, but I could tell it was just feeling embarrased for the pee wee herman in the garage. I decided against getting out and throwing Pee wee like a javelin down the street. Hot chicks don’t like it if you beat up a little nerd.
V
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How’s your mom, Vag?[/quote]
Still fighting the good fight brother. We hope she can come home for a week break maybe by the end of next week.
V[/quote]
That’s good to hear. Send her my regards. Tell her Dick and Balls Cooper said get well.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
I’m driving down the road the other day and I slow down cause there is two hot chicks running. I’m getting a nice look at the boontang and a fucking soda can comes glancing across my fucking windshield. I see this pencil neck geek standing in his garage pounding his chest like he’s fucking tarzan, only he’s built more like jane. The I look back and the girls had a look of shock on thier face, They almost looked scared, but I could tell it was just feeling embarrased for the pee wee herman in the garage. I decided against getting out and throwing Pee wee like a javelin down the street. Hot chicks don’t like it if you beat up a little nerd.
V
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How’s your mom, Vag?[/quote]
Still fighting the good fight brother. We hope she can come home for a week break maybe by the end of next week.
V[/quote]
That’s good to hear. Send her my regards. Tell her Dick and Balls Cooper said get well.[/quote]
Bet you’re ass I will, we actually just got word that there is a 99% chance she is coming home fri or sat till next thursday. It will be really good for her to not be what amnounts to a medical test subject for near a week.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
I’m driving down the road the other day and I slow down cause there is two hot chicks running. I’m getting a nice look at the boontang and a fucking soda can comes glancing across my fucking windshield. I see this pencil neck geek standing in his garage pounding his chest like he’s fucking tarzan, only he’s built more like jane. The I look back and the girls had a look of shock on thier face, They almost looked scared, but I could tell it was just feeling embarrased for the pee wee herman in the garage. I decided against getting out and throwing Pee wee like a javelin down the street. Hot chicks don’t like it if you beat up a little nerd.
V
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How’s your mom, Vag?[/quote]
Still fighting the good fight brother. We hope she can come home for a week break maybe by the end of next week.
V[/quote]
Oh shit… I mis-read DB’s post! My apologies, V.