[quote]critietaeta wrote:
Currently, the only thing i can complain about is some jackass that hogs the only good foam roller at my gym. he takes it and literally walks around with it during his whole workout. sometimes i steal it when he’s not looking [/quote]
I see this couple at my gym and they take 1 of the folding warmup/stretch mats with them form machine to machine so nobody else can use it when they need it… because, you know, then they might have to stretch on gasp the floor.
Meanwhile…
Some dirtbag kept farting at the top of the reverse hyper and giggling after.
I saw my first truly strange phenomenon last night. There I was, trying to set up on the hyper-extension so I wouldn’t pop a bollock, when one of the guys on some obscure abs machine in front of me stands in front of the mirror and starts doing what I can assume he thought were side bends, except these were a kind of high speed, side-to-side, alternate-tucking-hand-into-your-armpit wobble.
it looked kinda like a side-bend, mixed with a jellyfish and “I’m a little teapot”.
Just when I thought it couldn’t get odder, his two friends finish using whatever obscure ab machine they were on and start doing the exact same thing. So there are 3 guys, in a row, watching each other do the ‘epileptic orangutang’ together.
Overheard/witnessed some chubby Know-it-all, “teaching” a couple weenies in flip flops how to “build your arms”. After a lengthy lecture about vitamin c, stands on two 35# DBs, single arm cable curls.
[quote]amayakyrol wrote:
Fething prick slamming 50lb dumbbells into the ground after doing bench press with them…and why the hell do you need wrist wraps for 50lbs?
I’ve noted the most obnoxious and loudest people in the gym are invariably average guys who think they’re hard as nails. [/quote]
About 3 weeks ago I heard the most obnoxious and loudest guy in all my gym going experience.
Douchenozzle goes to the squat rack, loads up 405, gets one of his minions to spot (bropack of 4 flanking his sides at all times) and proceeds to do 1/8 ROM squats while screaming after every rep at the loudest level a human male can possibly achieve. It wasn’t even the ‘Look at me, I’m so huge and strong’ scream which is commonly heard from various brodouches. It was the ‘I must have every single persons attention in this entire zipcode, because I am so fucking awesome everyone needs to see and hear me’ scream. Anybody passing within a 3 block radius would have thought something terrible was happening. It was so god damned loud that it completely drowned out any noise coming from my earbuds. I wish I was better with words because I feel like it was so outrageously awkward and obnoxious that I am not giving the description it’s proper justice.
Went to the office kitchen to make one of my meals. 1/2 cup brown rice grilled chicken and veggies. someon asked if I’m ‘bulking up’. I said noI am actually dieting down. Asked why I am eating rice. Meanwhile they were eating a salad with cheese, crutons, ranch dressinng and drikning juice.
[quote]Loolu wrote:
Today some twat walked face first into the lat pulldown, it might of been me but I cant really remember all my workout… [/quote]
I’ve done this, thankfully it was the side of my head but fuckin hell it stung.
[quote]Waittz wrote:
We need a nutrition version of this thread.
Went to the office kitchen to make one of my meals. 1/2 cup brown rice grilled chicken and veggies. someon asked if I’m ‘bulking up’. I said noI am actually dieting down. Asked why I am eating rice. Meanwhile they were eating a salad with cheese, crutons, ranch dressinng and drikning juice. [/quote]
[quote]Loolu wrote:
Today some twat walked face first into the lat pulldown, it might of been me but I cant really remember all my workout… [/quote]
I’ve done this, thankfully it was the side of my head but fuckin hell it stung.
[quote]Waittz wrote:
We need a nutrition version of this thread.
Went to the office kitchen to make one of my meals. 1/2 cup brown rice grilled chicken and veggies. someon asked if I’m ‘bulking up’. I said noI am actually dieting down. Asked why I am eating rice. Meanwhile they were eating a salad with cheese, crutons, ranch dressinng and drikning juice. [/quote]
[quote]Waittz wrote:
We need a nutrition version of this thread.
Went to the office kitchen to make one of my meals. 1/2 cup brown rice grilled chicken and veggies. someon asked if I’m ‘bulking up’. I said noI am actually dieting down. Asked why I am eating rice. Meanwhile they were eating a salad with cheese, crutons, ranch dressinng and drikning juice. [/quote]
Was behind two women at Subway, both decked out in their work out gear and curves ball caps. They order a foot long cheesesteak with extra mayo and a foot long meatball marinara with extra cheese. I almost felt sorry for them because I honestly think they had the “its Subway, it must be healthy” mentality.
[quote]Grumpig Hunt wrote:
I saw my first truly strange phenomenon last night. There I was, trying to set up on the hyper-extension so I wouldn’t pop a bollock, when one of the guys on some obscure abs machine in front of me stands in front of the mirror and starts doing what I can assume he thought were side bends, except these were a kind of high speed, side-to-side, alternate-tucking-hand-into-your-armpit wobble.
it looked kinda like a side-bend, mixed with a jellyfish and “I’m a little teapot”.
Just when I thought it couldn’t get odder, his two friends finish using whatever obscure ab machine they were on and start doing the exact same thing. So there are 3 guys, in a row, watching each other do the ‘epileptic orangutang’ together.[/quote]
‘epilepic orangutang’ im in tears
this guy stands in the smith machine, his wife comes over gets her self up on his shoulders proceeds to squat/goodmorning with da missus on his shoulders…shes holding the bar for balance i supose so the bars is going along with them for the ride(he actually ok guy just nuts)
[quote]bpick86 wrote:
Was behind two women at Subway, both decked out in their work out gear and curves ball caps. They order a foot long cheesesteak with extra mayo and a foot long meatball marinara with extra cheese. I almost felt sorry for them because I honestly think they had the “its Subway, it must be healthy” mentality.[/quote]
I smell an innuendo
[quote]davyboy wrote:
this guy stands in the smith machine, his wife comes over gets her self up on his shoulders proceeds to squat/goodmorning with da missus on his shoulders…shes holding the bar for balance i supose so the bars is going along with them for the ride(he actually ok guy just nuts)[/quote]
fascinating
[quote]bpick86 wrote:
Was behind two women at Subway, both decked out in their work out gear and curves ball caps. They order a foot long cheesesteak with extra mayo and a foot long meatball marinara with extra cheese. I almost felt sorry for them because I honestly think they had the “its Subway, it must be healthy” mentality.[/quote]
I smell an innuendo[/quote]
I smell meatballs covered in a sweet, godly marinara sauce. Always had a soft spot for Subway, god damn them.
[quote]bpick86 wrote:
Was behind two women at Subway, both decked out in their work out gear and curves ball caps. They order a foot long cheesesteak with extra mayo and a foot long meatball marinara with extra cheese. I almost felt sorry for them because I honestly think they had the “its Subway, it must be healthy” mentality.[/quote]
I smell an innuendo[/quote]
I smell meatballs covered in a sweet, godly marinara sauce. Always had a soft spot for Subway, god damn them.[/quote]
Everyone develops a soft spot for Subway eventually
[quote]Grumpig Hunt wrote:
I saw my first truly strange phenomenon last night. There I was, trying to set up on the hyper-extension so I wouldn’t pop a bollock, when one of the guys on some obscure abs machine in front of me stands in front of the mirror and starts doing what I can assume he thought were side bends, except these were a kind of high speed, side-to-side, alternate-tucking-hand-into-your-armpit wobble.
it looked kinda like a side-bend, mixed with a jellyfish and “I’m a little teapot”.
Just when I thought it couldn’t get odder, his two friends finish using whatever obscure ab machine they were on and start doing the exact same thing. So there are 3 guys, in a row, watching each other do the ‘epileptic orangutang’ together.[/quote]
I had something kinda similar happen to me once.
I was sitting on a bench shooting the shit with this guy I trained with occasionally, we weren’t mate outside the gym or anything but got the craic a bit when we were there at the same time. So we’re chatting in between sets (can’t remember what we were doing) when this guy comes up and stands right in front of us. And I mean RIGHT in front of us, he couldn’t have been more than 8 inches away. He’s got a wooden dowel across his shoulders, and he starts doing these crazy side bend things really, really fast. It was the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen. He wasn’t looking at us; he didn’t acknowledge us in any way, just sort of stared past us.
What’s worse is the guy really STANK! Like 2000 year old sweat. Worst human being I have ever smelled.
Why did he stand so close to us? It was a big gym, and not busy so he could’ve literally stood anywhere else, but instead he decided to stand right in front of us. And what was the exercise he was doing?
[quote]Grumpig Hunt wrote:
I saw my first truly strange phenomenon last night. There I was, trying to set up on the hyper-extension so I wouldn’t pop a bollock, when one of the guys on some obscure abs machine in front of me stands in front of the mirror and starts doing what I can assume he thought were side bends, except these were a kind of high speed, side-to-side, alternate-tucking-hand-into-your-armpit wobble.
it looked kinda like a side-bend, mixed with a jellyfish and “I’m a little teapot”.
Just when I thought it couldn’t get odder, his two friends finish using whatever obscure ab machine they were on and start doing the exact same thing. So there are 3 guys, in a row, watching each other do the ‘epileptic orangutang’ together.[/quote]
I had something kinda similar happen to me once.
I was sitting on a bench shooting the shit with this guy I trained with occasionally, we weren’t mate outside the gym or anything but got the craic a bit when we were there at the same time. So we’re chatting in between sets (can’t remember what we were doing) when this guy comes up and stands right in front of us. And I mean RIGHT in front of us, he couldn’t have been more than 8 inches away. He’s got a wooden dowel across his shoulders, and he starts doing these crazy side bend things really, really fast. It was the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen. He wasn’t looking at us; he didn’t acknowledge us in any way, just sort of stared past us.
What’s worse is the guy really STANK! Like 2000 year old sweat. Worst human being I have ever smelled.
Why did he stand so close to us? It was a big gym, and not busy so he could’ve literally stood anywhere else, but instead he decided to stand right in front of us. And what was the exercise he was doing?
[quote]Grumpig Hunt wrote:
I saw my first truly strange phenomenon last night. There I was, trying to set up on the hyper-extension so I wouldn’t pop a bollock, when one of the guys on some obscure abs machine in front of me stands in front of the mirror and starts doing what I can assume he thought were side bends, except these were a kind of high speed, side-to-side, alternate-tucking-hand-into-your-armpit wobble.
it looked kinda like a side-bend, mixed with a jellyfish and “I’m a little teapot”.
Just when I thought it couldn’t get odder, his two friends finish using whatever obscure ab machine they were on and start doing the exact same thing. So there are 3 guys, in a row, watching each other do the ‘epileptic orangutang’ together.[/quote]
I had something kinda similar happen to me once.
I was sitting on a bench shooting the shit with this guy I trained with occasionally, we weren’t mate outside the gym or anything but got the craic a bit when we were there at the same time. So we’re chatting in between sets (can’t remember what we were doing) when this guy comes up and stands right in front of us. And I mean RIGHT in front of us, he couldn’t have been more than 8 inches away. He’s got a wooden dowel across his shoulders, and he starts doing these crazy side bend things really, really fast. It was the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen. He wasn’t looking at us; he didn’t acknowledge us in any way, just sort of stared past us.
What’s worse is the guy really STANK! Like 2000 year old sweat. Worst human being I have ever smelled.
Why did he stand so close to us? It was a big gym, and not busy so he could’ve literally stood anywhere else, but instead he decided to stand right in front of us. And what was the exercise he was doing?
[quote]davyboy wrote:
this guy stands in the smith machine, his wife comes over gets her self up on his shoulders proceeds to squat/goodmorning with da missus on his shoulders…shes holding the bar for balance i supose so the bars is going along with them for the ride(he actually ok guy just nuts)[/quote]
fascinating[/quote]
it was
[quote]bpick86 wrote:
Was behind two women at Subway, both decked out in their work out gear and curves ball caps. They order a foot long cheesesteak with extra mayo and a foot long meatball marinara with extra cheese. I almost felt sorry for them because I honestly think they had the “its Subway, it must be healthy” mentality.[/quote]
I smell an innuendo[/quote]
I smell meatballs covered in a sweet, godly marinara sauce. Always had a soft spot for Subway, god damn them.[/quote]
Everyone develops a soft spot for Subway eventually[/quote]
I go once every five years to remind me why I did not got the previous 5 years. That is one nasty sandwich. Jimmy Johns for me.
