[quote]Dr Stig wrote:
I’m so big that the local council banned me from leaving the house because of damage to the roads and pavements (sideawalks). They even have Marine snipers lined up to shoot me if I attempt it. Just don’t knock it unless you know what its like to be buying concrete and tarmac with your savings and wages.[/quote]
This is off topic, but do you have any idea how much it sucks sitting outside of your house waiting for you to make a move? It really sucks. I’m getting some serious vision problems looking at your front door through a scope and my spotter has some terrible B.O. problem that is driving me nuts. The other day when it was raining was the worst. Do us a favor and cut down below 200 so we can all go home.
Thanks.
At least I can look bigger with less work and less overall muscle.
Hey, you tall guys have way more benefits, so I have to brag about the few we get (yea, I know, this could be it’s own highly debatable thread, but still).
[quote]harris447 wrote:
GERRY.P.SHARMAN wrote:
pookie wrote:
GERRY.P.SHARMAN wrote:
That guy in your avatar still has that dry wall left on his head after being smacked with that slab of sheet rock …must have really hurt for him to be sreaming like that .
It’s the second time today you post that lame attempt at a joke. I’d like to make it clear to you that it’s not clever or funny, so that you won’t look like more of an ass than you already do when you try it for a third time.
Anyway, everyone knows that the “X” is where you insert the high-pressure relief valve when you need to let out a bit of hot air from Prof X.
Don’t abuse it, though. Last time we used it, we lost New Orleans.
Yeah ,and your last remark has me rolling over in stitches (LAME) . I bet you have ISHTAR on DVD as well .
That, too, was not funny.
An Ishtar reference?
You suck like a whore in a black hole.
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Geez that’s witty …I bet your thirstier than a fag in a sperm bank .
[quote]GERRY.P.SHARMAN wrote:
Geez that’s witty …I bet your thirstier than a fag in a sperm bank .
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So you’re racist AND homophobic? Actually… that’s not that surising. Bigots are bigots precisely because their pea-brain-sized brains can’t discriminate. (“All [insert minority group] are a thread to the American way!”) So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that your little brain discriminates against everyone who is DIFFERENT from you.
No boozed up tough guys at a bar start trouble with you. They always go after the big guys to show how tough they are. And it’s usually the big guys who least of all want trouble. What’s disconcerting is that it is usually the smaller guys who get juiced and want to show how tough they are by taking on bigger guys.
The other thing I have seen quite often in gyms is that many small guys always wish they were taller/bigger and many of the taller/bigger guys think that they have more of a tough time putting on LBM than the smaller guys. I guess the grass always looks greener… lol
Be the best you can given your genes and goals. Be happy when you achieve it. You can’t ask for much more than that out of life.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Avoids Roids wrote:
CaliforniaLaw wrote:
Thus, every little guy says: “Those guys who are over 200 pounds are fatties, and they can’t get girls. Little guys like me are WHAT WOMEN WANT.”
Where in heck do you come up with that one? Brahahahahahahaha.
While this thread is stupid I suggest you go read the latest postings in TC’s 3rd Sex Atomic Dog.
The sad thing is, no one is countering him on it.[/quote]
Strange isn’t it Prof? What’s your take on that from the big guy side. From the “small” guy side, I think it is just too asinine to bother countering. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, even Cal.
He’s happy where he is and I am happy that he is happy that he is happy where he is! Happy is good!
[quote]BH6 wrote:
Dr Stig wrote:
I’m so big that the local council banned me from leaving the house because of damage to the roads and pavements (sideawalks). They even have Marine snipers lined up to shoot me if I attempt it. Just don’t knock it unless you know what its like to be buying concrete and tarmac with your savings and wages.
This is off topic, but do you have any idea how much it sucks sitting outside of your house waiting for you to make a move? It really sucks. I’m getting some serious vision problems looking at your front door through a scope and my spotter has some terrible B.O. problem that is driving me nuts. The other day when it was raining was the worst. Do us a favor and cut down below 200 so we can all go home.
Thanks.
The Snipers
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That was off topic ? It was politely slotted in between the nasty insults being thrown. I knew a Sniper in the Paras who kept still for so long a nest of Robins started to live in his Gillie Suit.
[quote]CaliforniaLaw wrote:
GERRY.P.SHARMAN wrote:
Geez that’s witty …I bet your thirstier than a fag in a sperm bank .
So you’re racist AND homophobic? Actually… that’s not that surising. Bigots are bigots precisely because their pea-brain-sized brains can’t discriminate. (“All [insert minority group] are a thread to the American way!”) So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that your little brain discriminates against everyone who is DIFFERENT from you.[/quote]
[quote]CaliforniaLaw wrote:
GERRY.P.SHARMAN wrote:
Geez that’s witty …I bet your thirstier than a fag in a sperm bank .
So you’re racist AND homophobic? Actually… that’s not that surising. Bigots are bigots precisely because their pea-brain-sized brains can’t discriminate. (“All [insert minority group] are a thread to the American way!”) So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that your little brain discriminates against everyone who is DIFFERENT from you.[/quote]
I have to give you some credit CLaw, you took your beatdown in stride and off-lined very well. Good job!
[quote]GERRY.P.SHARMAN wrote:
pookie wrote:
GERRY.P.SHARMAN wrote:
That guy in your avatar still has that dry wall left on his head after being smacked with that slab of sheet rock …must have really hurt for him to be sreaming like that .
It’s the second time today you post that lame attempt at a joke. I’d like to make it clear to you that it’s not clever or funny, so that you won’t look like more of an ass than you already do when you try it for a third time.
Anyway, everyone knows that the “X” is where you insert the high-pressure relief valve when you need to let out a bit of hot air from Prof X.
Don’t abuse it, though. Last time we used it, we lost New Orleans.
Yeah ,and your last remark has me rolling over in stitches (LAME) . I bet you have ISHTAR on DVD as well .
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Every thread I read has you saying something stupid in it.
[quote]CaliforniaLaw wrote:
GERRY.P.SHARMAN wrote:
Geez that’s witty …I bet your thirstier than a fag in a sperm bank .
So you’re racist AND homophobic? Actually… that’s not that surising. Bigots are bigots precisely because their pea-brain-sized brains can’t discriminate. (“All [insert minority group] are a thread to the American way!”) So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that your little brain discriminates against everyone who is DIFFERENT from you.[/quote]
Your the guy walking around trying to intimidate people with you “215lb” physique. Your the type of kid that when he walks by me with his imaginary lat spread I put my shoulder into you if you don’t keep to your own side immediately putting out on your ass .I probably bench more than you squat .
[quote]UtahLama wrote:
GERRY.P.SHARMAN wrote:
pookie wrote:
GERRY.P.SHARMAN wrote:
That guy in your avatar still has that dry wall left on his head after being smacked with that slab of sheet rock …must have really hurt for him to be sreaming like that .
It’s the second time today you post that lame attempt at a joke. I’d like to make it clear to you that it’s not clever or funny, so that you won’t look like more of an ass than you already do when you try it for a third time.
Anyway, everyone knows that the “X” is where you insert the high-pressure relief valve when you need to let out a bit of hot air from Prof X.
Don’t abuse it, though. Last time we used it, we lost New Orleans.
Yeah ,and your last remark has me rolling over in stitches (LAME) . I bet you have ISHTAR on DVD as well .
Every thread I read has you saying something stupid in it.
Every Fucking Thread…Shut your hole.
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Internet tough guys always brave on the keyboard .
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
Avoids Roids wrote:
CaliforniaLaw wrote:
Thus, every little guy says: “Those guys who are over 200 pounds are fatties, and they can’t get girls. Little guys like me are WHAT WOMEN WANT.”
Where in heck do you come up with that one? Brahahahahahahaha.
While this thread is stupid I suggest you go read the latest postings in TC’s 3rd Sex Atomic Dog.
The sad thing is, no one is countering him on it.[/quote]
It is such a tired old argument and it seems out of place in TC’s column about Bora Bora.
How this reminds me of the good ole days… Why didn’t anyone tell me we had gotten back to what Makes T-Nation so great. You all might get me out of retirement yet.
On an off topic note? I am steadily closing in on the mysterious 200 lb mark myself. weighed in at 196.5 tonight so i’m up roughly 15-20 lbs over the last 4 months. Thank god my teenage metabolism has finally relinquished it’s cold icy grips on my body and I can finally eat and actually gain some weight.
[quote]GERRY.P.SHARMAN wrote:
harris447 wrote:
GERRY.P.SHARMAN wrote:
pookie wrote:
GERRY.P.SHARMAN wrote:
That guy in your avatar still has that dry wall left on his head after being smacked with that slab of sheet rock …must have really hurt for him to be sreaming like that .
It’s the second time today you post that lame attempt at a joke. I’d like to make it clear to you that it’s not clever or funny, so that you won’t look like more of an ass than you already do when you try it for a third time.
Anyway, everyone knows that the “X” is where you insert the high-pressure relief valve when you need to let out a bit of hot air from Prof X.
Don’t abuse it, though. Last time we used it, we lost New Orleans.
Yeah ,and your last remark has me rolling over in stitches (LAME) . I bet you have ISHTAR on DVD as well .
That, too, was not funny.
An Ishtar reference?
You suck like a whore in a black hole.
Geez that’s witty …I bet your thirstier than a fag in a sperm bank .
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First off: you’re. As in “You’re not funny.” or “You’re making everyone hate you.” or “You’re a witless douchebag troll who, in all probability, will soon go the way of Mr. Push-Ups or GoHeavyFool and have the mods ban his annoying, 17-year-old ass by the end of the wek.”
[quote]Avoids Roids wrote:
There is one benefit to being short and skinny:
No boozed up tough guys at a bar start trouble with you. They always go after the big guys to show how tough they are. And it’s usually the big guys who least of all want trouble. What’s disconcerting is that it is usually the smaller guys who get juiced and want to show how tough they are by taking on bigger guys.
The other thing I have seen quite often in gyms is that many small guys always wish they were taller/bigger and many of the taller/bigger guys think that they have more of a tough time putting on LBM than the smaller guys. I guess the grass always looks greener… lol
Be the best you can given your genes and goals. Be happy when you achieve it. You can’t ask for much more than that out of life.[/quote]
This is true. On several separate occaisons I’ve been to the bars with one of my friends, who is a scrappy little guy. Invariably, there is a difference between how people respond to us. Bouncers are usually alot more respectful to me and average drunks usually want to go tough-guy with me instead of my pal. Even when he’s clearly the one trying to start shit with people…
[quote]Dr Stig wrote:
BH6 wrote:
Dr Stig wrote:
I’m so big that the local council banned me from leaving the house because of damage to the roads and pavements (sideawalks). They even have Marine snipers lined up to shoot me if I attempt it. Just don’t knock it unless you know what its like to be buying concrete and tarmac with your savings and wages.
This is off topic, but do you have any idea how much it sucks sitting outside of your house waiting for you to make a move? It really sucks. I’m getting some serious vision problems looking at your front door through a scope and my spotter has some terrible B.O. problem that is driving me nuts. The other day when it was raining was the worst. Do us a favor and cut down below 200 so we can all go home.
Thanks.
The Snipers
That was off topic ? It was politely slotted in between the nasty insults being thrown. I knew a Sniper in the Paras who kept still for so long a nest of Robins started to live in his Gillie Suit. [/quote]
GREAT sense of humor! Even more unusual for someone from Wales! Just kidding. One of my best, and strongest friends, is from Cardiff.
Here’s one recent example: “I think there just jealous. Basic jealousy, because our types (metro/tlyer durden build) get laid more. Bottom line.”
Anyhow, if someone wants to look like his favorite comic book character, that’s fine. I’m no hater.
What is funny is how much effort little guys make in attacking bigger guys. It’s like they’re saying, “We’re okay. We’re okay. They’re the problem!”
Anyhow, being little is easy. I had a skinny build after lifting for a few months and supplementing with creatine.
So I don’t understand why so many little guys are here. What’s to discuss?
Simply eat 1,800-2,000 calories a day and show up in the weight room. It doesn’t really matter what you do - just move a few weights around 3 times a week. You’ll have the build of your favorite fictional character in no time.
Getting bigger and stronger, however, requires considerably more thought and planning. Which, of course, is why the little guys will always outnumber the big guys.
