[quote]Gabe299 wrote:
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
No one likes to lick hairy balls or assholes. Reasonably groomed eyebrows are a subtle way of making an average looking man more attractive.[/quote]
“No one likes to lick hairy balls or assholes.”
best response possible[/quote]
It’s the best response because it’s true. Picking hairs off your tongue or out of your teeth is distracting. Coughing and choking on them kills the mood.
^ what about choking on teh shaft?
[quote]Kerley wrote:
^ what about choking on teh shaft?[/quote]
Neva!
Yo Momma’s so badass that she chokes the shaft with her throat.
Call me old-fashioned, but I’m from the school that the male asshole is to be used only as an exit point for shit and to provide tone/timbre for farts.
Got no problem with smooth balls, though. I think of the ‘taint’ as a “warning track”. You’re tongue gets into that region and you’ve been warned. Beware of choking hazard.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Call me old-fashioned[/quote]
Old-fashioned
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
I can’t even begin to understand why in the blue hell would men remove the hair from their eyebrows, their armpits, legs, crotch, their ass… Oh my god, their ass?! I keep on failing in my attempts to accept this. Don’t get me wrong, I am open minded person, but this… is too much… Hell, I’m only 17 and everyone on my age has double my testosterone due my hormonal disbalances, but yet their appearance is even twice gayer than Paul Stanley’s.[/quote]
17? You have much to learn young sir.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
^ what about choking on teh shaft?[/quote]
Neva!
Yo Momma’s so badass that she chokes the shaft with her throat.[/quote]
looool!
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Call me old-fashioned, but I’m from the school that the male asshole is to be used only as an exit point for shit and to provide tone/timbre for farts.
Got no problem with smooth balls, though. I think of the ‘taint’ as a “warning track”. You’re tongue gets into that region and you’ve been warned. Beware of choking hazard.[/quote]
FTW
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]BobCat77 wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]BobCat77 wrote:
Just curious, as I have the need to shave my ball fro, did you ass/arm/armpit/leg shavers start doing this because you wanted to or did a woman ask you to? I shaved my chest once and my gf nearly broke up with me.[/quote]
i do it so i don’t leave any evidence on my victims.[/quote]
LOL ohhhh Kerley[/quote]
ive said to much…[/quote]
*wonders why theres a discarded razor and pile of hair on his back deck…
[quote]gremlin1267 wrote:
[quote]EurekaBulldogLaw wrote:
still waiting for self-ass-shaving tips[/quote]
A hell man you just gotta pluck those suckers out.
LMAO…this thread is obviously too much. I just don’t get how people can get all worked up over shaving your body hair or not. I just find it easier to shave the whole body and not have to deal with ridiculous amounts of black matted hair from sweating. It’s hygenic and feels much better. Besides, if I woman shaved for me, why wouldn’t I return the favor and rid myself of excess body hair if need be?!? Seems kinda obvious to me…
Anyone ever thought of getting that lazer surgery to singe the hair follicles? Or has anyone had that procedure done before? I’m curious of the outcome.
v/r
Gremlin[/quote]
The parentals own a business that has a laser, hurts like a bitch at times. Had them do my arms once, haven’t gotten around to doing the other 5 sessions or so to completely get rid of all the hair, so I’ve got bald spots if I don’t shave.
My brother got his entire neck done so he no longer has to worry about the annoying neck beard that is the bane of man.
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
I can’t even begin to understand why in the blue hell would men remove the hair from their eyebrows, their armpits, legs, crotch, their ass… Oh my god, their ass?! I keep on failing in my attempts to accept this. Don’t get me wrong, I am open minded person, but this… is too much… Hell, I’m only 17 and everyone on my age has double my testosterone due my hormonal disbalances, but yet their appearance is even twice gayer than Paul Stanley’s.[/quote]
17? You have much to learn young sir.[/quote]
I will neva eva shave anything more than my balls.
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
I can’t even begin to understand why in the blue hell would men remove the hair from their eyebrows, their armpits, legs, crotch, their ass… Oh my god, their ass?! I keep on failing in my attempts to accept this. Don’t get me wrong, I am open minded person, but this… is too much… Hell, I’m only 17 and everyone on my age has double my testosterone due my hormonal disbalances, but yet their appearance is even twice gayer than Paul Stanley’s.[/quote]
17? You have much to learn young sir.[/quote]
I will neva eva shave anything more than my balls.[/quote]
I once said I will neva bang a fat chick.
I once said I would never fap to rosie o’donnell
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
I once said I would never fap to rosie o’donnell[/quote]
i once said i wouldn’t fap for a week.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
I can’t even begin to understand why in the blue hell would men remove the hair from their eyebrows, their armpits, legs, crotch, their ass… Oh my god, their ass?! I keep on failing in my attempts to accept this. Don’t get me wrong, I am open minded person, but this… is too much… Hell, I’m only 17 and everyone on my age has double my testosterone due my hormonal disbalances, but yet their appearance is even twice gayer than Paul Stanley’s.[/quote]
17? You have much to learn young sir.[/quote]
I will neva eva shave anything more than my balls.[/quote]
I once said I will neva bang a fat chick.[/quote]
You banged a fat chick too! Too much work for me brah. I only enjoy getting tired banging hot chicks.
But I too said I wouldn’t bang a fat chick, then I slipped on a banana peel and…
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
I can’t even begin to understand why in the blue hell would men remove the hair from their eyebrows, their armpits, legs, crotch, their ass… Oh my god, their ass?! I keep on failing in my attempts to accept this. Don’t get me wrong, I am open minded person, but this… is too much… Hell, I’m only 17 and everyone on my age has double my testosterone due my hormonal disbalances, but yet their appearance is even twice gayer than Paul Stanley’s.[/quote]
17? You have much to learn young sir.[/quote]
I will neva eva shave anything more than my balls.[/quote]
I once said I will neva bang a fat chick.[/quote]
You banged a fat chick too! Too much work for me brah. I only enjoy getting tired banging hot chicks.
But I too said I wouldn’t bang a fat chick, then I slipped on a banana peel and…[/quote]
The only way I could bang a fat chick is if I put a splint on my soft dick, or wore a stap on.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
I can’t even begin to understand why in the blue hell would men remove the hair from their eyebrows, their armpits, legs, crotch, their ass… Oh my god, their ass?! I keep on failing in my attempts to accept this. Don’t get me wrong, I am open minded person, but this… is too much… Hell, I’m only 17 and everyone on my age has double my testosterone due my hormonal disbalances, but yet their appearance is even twice gayer than Paul Stanley’s.[/quote]
17? You have much to learn young sir.[/quote]
I will neva eva shave anything more than my balls.[/quote]
I once said I will neva bang a fat chick.[/quote]
You banged a fat chick too! Too much work for me brah. I only enjoy getting tired banging hot chicks.
But I too said I wouldn’t bang a fat chick, then I slipped on a banana peel and…[/quote]
The only way I could bang a fat chick is if I put a splint on my soft dick, or wore a stap on.
[/quote]
I have no doubt at some point in your life you’ve banged a fat chick.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
I can’t even begin to understand why in the blue hell would men remove the hair from their eyebrows, their armpits, legs, crotch, their ass… Oh my god, their ass?! I keep on failing in my attempts to accept this. Don’t get me wrong, I am open minded person, but this… is too much… Hell, I’m only 17 and everyone on my age has double my testosterone due my hormonal disbalances, but yet their appearance is even twice gayer than Paul Stanley’s.[/quote]
17? You have much to learn young sir.[/quote]
I will neva eva shave anything more than my balls.[/quote]
I once said I will neva bang a fat chick.[/quote]
You banged a fat chick too! Too much work for me brah. I only enjoy getting tired banging hot chicks.
But I too said I wouldn’t bang a fat chick, then I slipped on a banana peel and…[/quote]
The only way I could bang a fat chick is if I put a splint on my soft dick, or wore a stap on.
[/quote]
Truth be told the fat chick was the one wearing the strap on when LankEy banged her.
fat chicks are like scooters, they are fun to ride til your friends find out.
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
I can’t even begin to understand why in the blue hell would men remove the hair from their eyebrows, their armpits, legs, crotch, their ass… Oh my god, their ass?! I keep on failing in my attempts to accept this. Don’t get me wrong, I am open minded person, but this… is too much… Hell, I’m only 17 and everyone on my age has double my testosterone due my hormonal disbalances, but yet their appearance is even twice gayer than Paul Stanley’s.[/quote]
17? You have much to learn young sir.[/quote]
I will neva eva shave anything more than my balls.[/quote]
I once said I will neva bang a fat chick.[/quote]
You banged a fat chick too! Too much work for me brah. I only enjoy getting tired banging hot chicks.
But I too said I wouldn’t bang a fat chick, then I slipped on a banana peel and…[/quote]
The only way I could bang a fat chick is if I put a splint on my soft dick, or wore a stap on.
[/quote]
Truth be told the fat chick was the one wearing the strap on when LankEy banged her.[/quote]
We all have our vices.
The best sex I ever had was with a fat chick.
Fat chicks try harder.