[quote]BobCat77 wrote:
Just curious, as I have the need to shave my ball fro, did you ass/arm/armpit/leg shavers start doing this because you wanted to or did a woman ask you to? I shaved my chest once and my gf nearly broke up with me.[/quote]
I wanted to wax my arms but my boyfriend wouldn’t let me because he likes the ‘fuzz.’
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]EurekaBulldogLaw wrote:
still waiting for self-ass-shaving tips[/quote]
I thought I already went through this but let me do it again. Soap the crack, or shaving cream if your fussy. Razor in right hand, right leg goes up on side of tub, left hand pulls left cheek away from right cheek. Right hand equipped with razor makes gentle passes starting from the taint to the tailbone.
If you have never done it or haven’t done it in a while, every single swipe is going to clog the razor, rinse it off after every swipe. My shower has the “massage” setting on the shower head, this is better for removing clumped hair from the razor. Keep going and adding additional soap/cream when needed.
Pretty soon the razor will stop getting all clogged up, at that point in time, just rub your fingers around the crack a little and you can identify specific little patches that you might have missed.
One the left side is cleared, switch hands and switch your stance up. Repeat the process. I find making passes from the taint towards the tailbone to be the safest and most efficient.
So, once you have removed 99% of the hair from the crack, you have a couple options. If you are OCD, get out of the shower and dry your crack, pull any remaining hairs out with your fingers. Sometimes there are a few stubborn ones that just keep dodging the razor.
I really can’t explain it in any more detail, and I don’t think I am going to post a training video. so get in the shower and do your best, seriously, I came up with a way all on my own, if your determined, you will find a way to do pretty much anything.
V[/quote]
God bless you, sir.
I figured there might be a lot of painful trial and error in this, thanks for the starting tips.
[quote]BobCat77 wrote:
Just curious, as I have the need to shave my ball fro, did you ass/arm/armpit/leg shavers start doing this because you wanted to or did a woman ask you to? I shaved my chest once and my gf nearly broke up with me.[/quote]
i do it so i don’t leave any evidence on my victims.
[quote]Rational Gaze wrote:
[quote]ladieslove wrote:
the photographer wanted to do a whole “working vacation” theme… i do what i’m told… believe it or not…
[/quote]
Did you get the Dunder-Mifflin contract?[/quote]
this is gunna be a good day! with Dunder-Mifflin and Sabre!
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]BobCat77 wrote:
Just curious, as I have the need to shave my ball fro, did you ass/arm/armpit/leg shavers start doing this because you wanted to or did a woman ask you to? I shaved my chest once and my gf nearly broke up with me.[/quote]
i do it so i don’t leave any evidence on my victims.[/quote]
LOL ohhhh Kerley
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
No one likes to lick hairy balls or assholes. Reasonably groomed eyebrows are a subtle way of making an average looking man more attractive.[/quote]
“No one likes to lick hairy balls or assholes.”
best response possible
I’m a hairy guy and the only thing i shave is my balls and back. Trim the ass hair sometimes too. I would never shave my chest though, i’m a man, fuck that.
I was watching 300 last night and realized everyone had no chest hair. Do you think they really shaved for battle?
[quote]sevenmoist wrote:
I was watching 300 last night and realized everyone had no chest hair. Do you think they really shaved for battle?[/quote]
Sure, right before they drew on their abs.
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]EurekaBulldogLaw wrote:
still waiting for self-ass-shaving tips[/quote]
I thought I already went through this but let me do it again. Soap the crack, or shaving cream if your fussy. Razor in right hand, right leg goes up on side of tub, left hand pulls left cheek away from right cheek. Right hand equipped with razor makes gentle passes starting from the taint to the tailbone.
If you have never done it or haven’t done it in a while, every single swipe is going to clog the razor, rinse it off after every swipe. My shower has the “massage” setting on the shower head, this is better for removing clumped hair from the razor. Keep going and adding additional soap/cream when needed.
Pretty soon the razor will stop getting all clogged up, at that point in time, just rub your fingers around the crack a little and you can identify specific little patches that you might have missed.
One the left side is cleared, switch hands and switch your stance up. Repeat the process. I find making passes from the taint towards the tailbone to be the safest and most efficient.
So, once you have removed 99% of the hair from the crack, you have a couple options. If you are OCD, get out of the shower and dry your crack, pull any remaining hairs out with your fingers. Sometimes there are a few stubborn ones that just keep dodging the razor.
I really can’t explain it in any more detail, and I don’t think I am going to post a training video. so get in the shower and do your best, seriously, I came up with a way all on my own, if your determined, you will find a way to do pretty much anything.
V[/quote]
Christ V, while that is certainly a helpful post haven’t you ever heard of hair removal cream…? BBB has mentioned around here often.
I trim my eyebrows, pits and pubes but the ass-hole are is just too awkward to try and shave.
Just dab a little cream in there, wait about 5-6 mins then scrape off(if I’m doing it I make sure I have a shower straight away, just to get a thorough clean).
However, I don’t think anything makes you feel quite as gracious as climbing into the tub naked, dabbing cream up and down your crack with your legs in the air as if you’re giving birth, and then scraping a load of hair outta there.
Still very awkward, but way easier than shaving.
[quote]sevenmoist wrote:
I was watching 300 last night and realized everyone had no chest hair. Do you think they really shaved for battle?[/quote]
IIRC correctly, Genghis Khan was the first to order that all his soldiers be clean shaven, due to the fact that opponents kept grabbing the beards in battle allowing a killing blow to be made.
I think the Scots also liked to keep neat because they would often moon their opponents (see Braveheart), and didn’t want to get ridiculed for having untidy bodyhair.
[quote]ladieslove wrote:
this is gunna be a good day! with Dunder-Mifflin and Sabre!
[/quote]
lolol
[quote]BobCat77 wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
[quote]BobCat77 wrote:
Just curious, as I have the need to shave my ball fro, did you ass/arm/armpit/leg shavers start doing this because you wanted to or did a woman ask you to? I shaved my chest once and my gf nearly broke up with me.[/quote]
i do it so i don’t leave any evidence on my victims.[/quote]
LOL ohhhh Kerley[/quote]
ive said to much…
I like to remove my body hair in order to be more aerodynamic whilst I fap
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Hungry…let’s trade locations for a weekend i got a fever for some hairpie!
Bodyguard…come on man not even a landing strip?[/quote]
I’m not flying an airplane! Seriously, I’m indifferent to the strip but just prefer it all off.
[quote]USMCpoolee wrote:
I like to remove my body hair in order to be more aerodynamic whilst I fap[/quote]
LOOOOOOOOOOL
[quote]EurekaBulldogLaw wrote:
still waiting for self-ass-shaving tips[/quote]
A hell man you just gotta pluck those suckers out.
LMAO…this thread is obviously too much. I just don’t get how people can get all worked up over shaving your body hair or not. I just find it easier to shave the whole body and not have to deal with ridiculous amounts of black matted hair from sweating. It’s hygenic and feels much better. Besides, if I woman shaved for me, why wouldn’t I return the favor and rid myself of excess body hair if need be?!? Seems kinda obvious to me…
Anyone ever thought of getting that lazer surgery to singe the hair follicles? Or has anyone had that procedure done before? I’m curious of the outcome.
v/r
Gremlin
I think I am going to start a new trend that I am sure the ladies will appreciate. I am going to shave my balls and chest, and let my back and ass hair grow like an unkempt lawn. sssssexy
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I think I am going to start a new trend that I am sure the ladies will appreciate. I am going to shave my balls and chest, and let my back and ass hair grow like an unkempt lawn. sssssexy[/quote]
i already do this…welcome to the club 
[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
no seriously[/quote]
Worm, you are being paged from the Halo 3/reach enlistment thread. Please report to your post.
V[/quote]
Oooo I feel like I"m missing out!!!