Sun Tzu’s “The Art of Fapping”
Editted by Lankymofo-
Chapter one, “The fat chick…”
I never banged a fat chick…plenty that were in a bulking phase…but never a fat one.
LOL… I used to lift with a guy who said he likes banging fat chicks cause they cry less during sex.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
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[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
I can’t even begin to understand why in the blue hell would men remove the hair from their eyebrows, their armpits, legs, crotch, their ass… Oh my god, their ass?! I keep on failing in my attempts to accept this. Don’t get me wrong, I am open minded person, but this… is too much… Hell, I’m only 17 and everyone on my age has double my testosterone due my hormonal disbalances, but yet their appearance is even twice gayer than Paul Stanley’s.[/quote]
17? You have much to learn young sir.[/quote]
I will neva eva shave anything more than my balls.[/quote]
I once said I will neva bang a fat chick.[/quote]
You banged a fat chick too! Too much work for me brah. I only enjoy getting tired banging hot chicks.
But I too said I wouldn’t bang a fat chick, then I slipped on a banana peel and…[/quote]
The only way I could bang a fat chick is if I put a splint on my soft dick, or wore a stap on.
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Truth be told the fat chick was the one wearing the strap on when LankEy banged her.[/quote]
We all have our vices.
The best sex I ever had was with a fat chick.
Fat chicks try harder.
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Why? Because THEY FUCKING HAVE TO!
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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
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[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
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[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
I can’t even begin to understand why in the blue hell would men remove the hair from their eyebrows, their armpits, legs, crotch, their ass… Oh my god, their ass?! I keep on failing in my attempts to accept this. Don’t get me wrong, I am open minded person, but this… is too much… Hell, I’m only 17 and everyone on my age has double my testosterone due my hormonal disbalances, but yet their appearance is even twice gayer than Paul Stanley’s.[/quote]
17? You have much to learn young sir.[/quote]
I will neva eva shave anything more than my balls.[/quote]
I once said I will neva bang a fat chick.[/quote]
You banged a fat chick too! Too much work for me brah. I only enjoy getting tired banging hot chicks.
But I too said I wouldn’t bang a fat chick, then I slipped on a banana peel and…[/quote]
The only way I could bang a fat chick is if I put a splint on my soft dick, or wore a stap on.
[/quote]
Truth be told the fat chick was the one wearing the strap on when LankEy banged her.[/quote]
We all have our vices.
The best sex I ever had was with a fat chick.
Fat chicks try harder.
[/quote]
Why? Because THEY FUCKING HAVE TO![/quote]
Amen to that brother
seriously… are yall looking down on fucking a fat chick? Its one of those things you jsut have to do once in your life…
And of course they try harder… they have nothing else going for them.
I only shave my face. I tried to remove (almost) everything a couple of times, but it itched like nothing else I’ve experienced when it was growing back out. I also didn’t manage to completely avoid ingrown hairs. So after a while I just gave up. :\
[quote]Kerley wrote:
fat chicks are like scooters, they are fun to ride til your friends find out.[/quote]
It’s also much less effort for almost the same profit, Give 1 thrust recieve 2 due to the force rebound.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
[quote]LeanCarlosBrown wrote:
[quote]Who_Cares wrote:
I can’t even begin to understand why in the blue hell would men remove the hair from their eyebrows, their armpits, legs, crotch, their ass… Oh my god, their ass?! I keep on failing in my attempts to accept this. Don’t get me wrong, I am open minded person, but this… is too much… Hell, I’m only 17 and everyone on my age has double my testosterone due my hormonal disbalances, but yet their appearance is even twice gayer than Paul Stanley’s.[/quote]
17? You have much to learn young sir.[/quote]
I will neva eva shave anything more than my balls.[/quote]
I once said I will neva bang a fat chick.[/quote]
Too late to say that - my first time was with fat chick.
same. there are two types of men: those who have been with a heavy honey, and those who lie about it.
[quote]APB wrote:
same. there are two types of men: those who have been with a heavy honey, and those who lie about it. [/quote]
Yeah, I lie about it all the time and tell people I’ve been with fat chicks.
Oh, I take no pride in what I did, LOL. You see, I’m a fat kid myself, so there you have it.
Do you even get my point? Saying you’ll never do something when you’re 17 doesn’t mean anything!
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Do you even get my point? Saying you’ll never do something when you’re 17 doesn’t mean anything![/quote]
Teen #1: Dude let me tell you something. There’s nothing that’ll ever happen for the rest of our lives that’s more important then what’s going on right here right now in high school by these lockers.
Teen #2: I’ve got so many problems.
Teen #1: Hey, it’s nothing that can’t be fixed by staring at a lake.
(Singing voiceover) High school is such a serious thing, these problems matter.
[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Do you even get my point? Saying you’ll never do something when you’re 17 doesn’t mean anything![/quote]
Teen #1: Dude let me tell you something. There’s nothing that’ll ever happen for the rest of our lives that’s more important then what’s going on right here right now in high school by these lockers.
Teen #2: I’ve got so many problems.
Teen #1: Hey, it’s nothing that can’t be fixed by staring at a lake.
(Singing voiceover) High school is such a serious thing, these problems matter.[/quote]
i heard marauder over in the T-Cell was talkin shit on your 600lb smith press. you should go show him what’s up.
My asshole gets ridiculously hairy, maybe I should upgrade to getting some manscaping type clippers, because shaving is a bitch. I think I’ll get laser hair removal one of these days, simply for hygene purposes. Maybe eventually the rest of my body. I don’t like body hair much.
On the subject of fat chicks: I don’t doubt that bodygaurd hasn’t fucked a fatty, ive boned a couple just because I wanted something to bone, and it’s sooo much harder to get it up because fatties are gross.