[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Ya see young man, it all boils down to hygiene and personal preference. [/quote]
Sounded to me like it all boiled down to Don King.
This might be one of the most disturbing yet most informative threads on all of T-Nation.
theres no way you can shave your ass without some help, i just dont see it… on a side note, i trim my shaft and the setup, and the brows just so i don’t look like an animal
Always make sure your manscaping utensils are sharp.
If you think ingrown hairs on your neck would be gross, imagine how nasty it’d be to have those down under.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
I insist my poo nani be as bald as Captain Picard.[/quote]
x2 with extreme emphasis on Insist!
[quote]Rational Gaze wrote:
[quote]ladieslove wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]ladieslove wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
[quote]Vegita wrote:
When you eat enough that you are shitting 4-5 times per day, a clean bunghole will take less wiping than a hairy one. Unless you like having a raw asshole, getting rid of the hair is pretty essetial. Also just think about a turd sliding past a forest of hair, unless you get in the shower and hose your ass out after every shit, no TP is going to get all the shit from your crack. To not at the very least shave the crack is just bad hygene. Might as well trim the balls and shaft while you got the stupid razor out no?
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You use a razor!? How do not cut the balloon knot?
We still on for that date, LadiesLove? I got rid of the unibrow![/quote]
its on, son!
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you called him “son” … that just makes the date creepily Oedipal[/quote]
i just had to look that word up…
and that sir, is gross![/quote]
Why do you have an invisible mobile phone in that picture?[/quote]
the photographer wanted to do a whole “working vacation” theme… i do what i’m told… believe it or not…
[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Hungry…let’s trade locations for a weekend i got a fever for some hairpie!
Bodyguard…come on man not even a landing strip?[/quote]
You got a fever and it’s more…HAIRPIE?!? Ew.
You can have it all my friend. The world is your bearded clam.
ingrown hairs inside ass crack…balls and penis…wooohooo
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
This might be one of the most disturbing yet most informative threads on all of T-Nation.[/quote]
x2
still waiting for self-ass-shaving tips
i shave my balls, arm pits and chest, the asshole area is a bit much i think, unless you are seriously hairy or like getting your ring licked.
[quote]ladieslove wrote:
the photographer wanted to do a whole “working vacation” theme… i do what i’m told… believe it or not…
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Did you get the Dunder-Mifflin contract?
HAIR PIE…THANK YOU!
[quote]EurekaBulldogLaw wrote:
still waiting for self-ass-shaving tips[/quote]
LOL
Same here. My ass crack is hairy…
[quote]EurekaBulldogLaw wrote:
still waiting for self-ass-shaving tips[/quote]
I thought I already went through this but let me do it again. Soap the crack, or shaving cream if your fussy. Razor in right hand, right leg goes up on side of tub, left hand pulls left cheek away from right cheek. Right hand equipped with razor makes gentle passes starting from the taint to the tailbone.
If you have never done it or haven’t done it in a while, every single swipe is going to clog the razor, rinse it off after every swipe. My shower has the “massage” setting on the shower head, this is better for removing clumped hair from the razor. Keep going and adding additional soap/cream when needed.
Pretty soon the razor will stop getting all clogged up, at that point in time, just rub your fingers around the crack a little and you can identify specific little patches that you might have missed.
One the left side is cleared, switch hands and switch your stance up. Repeat the process. I find making passes from the taint towards the tailbone to be the safest and most efficient.
So, once you have removed 99% of the hair from the crack, you have a couple options. If you are OCD, get out of the shower and dry your crack, pull any remaining hairs out with your fingers. Sometimes there are a few stubborn ones that just keep dodging the razor.
I really can’t explain it in any more detail, and I don’t think I am going to post a training video. so get in the shower and do your best, seriously, I came up with a way all on my own, if your determined, you will find a way to do pretty much anything.
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[quote]Vegita wrote:
[quote]EurekaBulldogLaw wrote:
still waiting for self-ass-shaving tips[/quote]
I thought I already went through this but let me do it again. Soap the crack, or shaving cream if your fussy. Razor in right hand, right leg goes up on side of tub, left hand pulls left cheek away from right cheek.
Right hand equipped with razor makes gentle passes starting from the taint to the tailbone. If you have never done it or haven’t done it in a while, every single swipe is going to clog the razor, rinse it off after every swipe. My shower has the “massage” setting on the shower head, this is better for removing clumped hair from the razor.
Keep going and adding additional soap/cream when needed. Pretty soon the razor will stop getting all clogged up, at that point in time, just rub your fingers around the crack a little and you can identify specific little patches that you might have missed.
One the left side is cleared, switch hands and switch your stance up. Repeat the process. I find making passes from the taint towards the tailbone to be the safest and most efficient. So, once you have removed 99% of the hair from the crack, you have a couple options.
If you are OCD, get out of the shower and dry your crack, pull any remaining hairs out with your fingers. Sometimes there are a few stubborn ones that just keep dodging the razor.
I really can’t explain it in any more detail, and I don’t think I am going to post a training video. so get in the shower and do your best, seriously, I came up with a way all on my own, if your determined, you will find a way to do pretty much anything.
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no seriously
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
no seriously[/quote]
Worm, you are being paged from the Halo 3/reach enlistment thread. Please report to your post.
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Just curious, as I have the need to shave my ball fro, did you ass/arm/armpit/leg shavers start doing this because you wanted to or did a woman ask you to? I shaved my chest once and my gf nearly broke up with me.
[quote]BobCat77 wrote:
Just curious, as I have the need to shave my ball fro, did you ass/arm/armpit/leg shavers start doing this because you wanted to or did a woman ask you to? I shaved my chest once and my gf nearly broke up with me.[/quote]
I have shaved different regions of my body at different times for different reasons. BUT whatever YOUR reasons are, don’t be a pussy about it and she won’t care. Unless of course you are shaving because you are secretly gay, in that case she might care. For instance, over the summer I shave chest and back so I can get an even tan, my hair is so thick it actually blocks out the sun.
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