So I Got Asked to Model

I got asked to model for a calender. What are some workouts I could use to look better fast? Like in a month or so? What should I eat and how much? Let me know if you need pictures and I’ll post some, thanks.

P.S. I’m serious so no retarted, pointless posts please. There are plenty of other topics for that…

[quote]jay123 wrote:
P.S. I’m serious so no retarted, pointless posts please. There are plenty of other topics for that.[/quote]

LOL…good luck with that one, bud.

You should go to

A) Mens health

B) Bodybuilding.com

All the info you need in 3 sentences, man im good.

Here I’ll lay out your complete diet and training schedules for you.

[quote]Corkonian wrote:
You should go to

A) Mens health

B) Bodybuilding.com

All the info you need in 3 sentences, man im good.[/quote]

It was amazingly expedite!

You want us to wipe your ass for you too?

Go away.

[quote]Makavali wrote:
You want us to wipe your ass for you too?[/quote]

Awwwww snaps!

Seriously though, that’d be great.

[quote]jay123 wrote:
I got asked to model for a calender. What are some workouts I could use to look better fast? Like in a month or so? What should I eat and how much? Let me know if you need pictures and I’ll post some, thanks.

P.S. I’m serious so no retarted, pointless posts please. There are plenty of other topics for that.[/quote]

Yeah, me too. I just got asked to pose for a gay couple. Should be a pretty good gig but I need to enlarge my penis fast.

I’ll show you pics if you want to PM me.

I think he just wanted to inform us that he was asked to be a model and used the whole “needing advice” thing as a cover.

Kinda like that dude from a while back who posted “Hey, ya’ll…just wanted to let you know that this forum is distracting me from filling out my Harvard application. FYI, lolz!!1”

Some people just need the props.

This thread is gayer than the calendar you will be posing in.

[quote]dk44 wrote:
This thread is gayer than the calendar you will be posing in.[/quote]

At least the thread doesn’t have ghey secks in it.

eat fast food

Just make yourself throw up. Its a great way to lose weight.

I’m guessing ‘hand model’.

http://www.T-Nation.com/article/bodybuilding/the_last_10_pounds&cr=

And

http://www.T-Nation.com/article/bodybuilding/shredded_in_6_days&cr=

And seriously guys fuck off with the retarded comments and threadshitting for fucks sake he’s asking for advice.

This isn’t 4chan… i think

He’s been here since 2005. He should know better than to post shit like this.

[quote]Silverkin wrote:
http://www.T-Nation.com/article/bodybuilding/the_last_10_pounds&cr=

And

http://www.T-Nation.com/article/bodybuilding/shredded_in_6_days&cr=

And seriously guys fuck off with the retarded comments and threadshitting for fucks sake he’s asking for advice.

This isn’t 4chan… i think[/quote]

For either of those to work… he would have to have some muscle… i doubt he has

I always thought models weren’t allowed to have muscle, because muscle is icky.

LOL at that pigeon avatar.