So How the Hell Was Your Monday?

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[quote]belligerent wrote:
… and a fat ass to beat![/quote]

Your cock again? The original post was awesome btw, except it would’ve been better if you had got it on with the security guard.

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That was a great story.

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Well hopefully you’ll learn your lesson and never get into trouble with the law while in your car again!

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[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Well hopefully you’ll learn your lesson and never get into trouble with the law while in your car again![/quote]

You just had to.

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[quote]rsg wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
Well hopefully you’ll learn your lesson and never get into trouble with the law while in your car again!

You just had to.[/quote]

:smiley:

Well I think it was worth it.

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[quote]belligerent wrote:
God damn it! I just bought an ouce of weed and the shit ain’t even good! I just wasted $120 on some stony ass schwag weed. So now tonight I got nothing to smoke and a fat ass to beat![/quote]

$120, you get what you pay for. I live in pot central and I never pay less than $180 an oz.

Sorry about your Monday, but are least she didn’t catch you blowing your load. It’s more likely that she’ll be telling all her girl friends (since she knows your name) and they’ll tell their friends and on and on. Dude you will either have them lining up or crossing the street.

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[quote]streamline wrote:
belligerent wrote:
God damn it! I just bought an ouce of weed and the shit ain’t even good! I just wasted $120 on some stony ass schwag weed. So now tonight I got nothing to smoke and a fat ass to beat!

$120, you get what you pay for. I live in pot central and I never pay less than $180 an oz.

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You should try buying weed in South Africa - $20 for quality stuff. Aaaah the good old days. I haven’t had any in the UK yet, and it’s over 2 years I’ve been here now.

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[quote]NateOrade wrote:
Well hopefully you’ll learn your lesson and never get into trouble with the law while in your car again![/quote]

HAHAHAHA

FTW!!

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This is the same guy who got caught in his car while buzzed and doing donuts. Wow…

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I sincerely apologize for this thread. Everything seems funny when you’re as high as I was.

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[quote]belligerent wrote:
Everything seems funny when you’re as high as I was.[/quote]

Hahahaha… now that sounds too familiar.

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[quote]belligerent wrote:
I sincerely apologize for this thread. Everything seems funny when you’re as high as I was.

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It was funny. Or was it because I was stoned as well. Who cares, it was a good laugh. Be even funnier in a decade!

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[quote]belligerent wrote:
I sincerely apologize for this thread. Everything seems funny when you’re as high as I was.

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This thread is priceless. No need to apologize for it. I would love to see you stop fucking up, but if you do keep messing up I want to keep reading about it.

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[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
belligerent wrote:
I sincerely apologize for this thread. Everything seems funny when you’re as high as I was.

This thread is priceless. No need to apologize for it. I would love to see you stop fucking up, but if you do keep messing up I want to keep reading about it.[/quote]

The thread that will live in infamy:

belligerent’s So How the Hell Was Your Monday?

Dude, no big deal we all fuck up sometimes, some more than others. Case in point, just two days ago Matt Jones of Jacksonville Jaguars had a belligerent moment.

‘Matt Jones has been an unequivocal failure at receiver, even for the standards of a white receiver, since the Jaguars drafted the 6’ 6" former Arkansas QB with their first-round pick in 2005. So if you can’t hack playing well right, you might as well be a spectacular failure. Jones took an important stride towards that goal yesterday as he got arrested for cocaine possession.’ - With Leather