Smuggling Gear

Pharma / TRT
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Sorry, I thought this might be better as a new post:

[quote]shizen wrote:
where do you live? If you live in southern California I’ve hard some people just take a drive and do there shot there and come home. [/quote]

I’ve actually thought about this a lot, as when I move back to the states, I’m probably going to move to San Diego. If you did live in, say, San Diego, or some bordertown that is not Laredo, you could do this, though if you wanted to do any kind of short estered cycle it would be a real bitch. Think about, too, the sanitation issues in finding a place to shoot. I guess you could use your car. I sure as hell would not want to use a Tijuana bathroom.

But then I’ve been thinking more and more about what World said in the previous ‘Buying Gear in Mexico’ thread. At first, I took it as a joke, but now it has started to become more and more viable. You could cross the border and buy, say, 3-4 vials of the AAS of your choice. Slip them in a condom. Tie the end of the condom in a knot. Take some KY and shove the condom up your ass and, quickly now, head for the border crossing.

You would probably want to do this by car unless you could find a trial size of KY, because, although having KY on your person is not illegal, it certainly would raise some eyebrows if the border guards found it in your pocket. Then again, “What goes on in Mexico stays in Mexico, ha ha,” you could say to them.

As soon as you are across the border, pull over to your nearest convenience store and slip your “special delivery” package out of your “transport compartment” and you are good to go. Or, if it suits you, you could just keep it in there all the way home. For safety’s sake, of course :wink:

Can anybody find any holes in this method? I mean, there’s not something I don’t know and World is serious about random body cavity searches, right? I’d seriously like to know what people think about this.

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The only “hole” i can think of per say would be the one your suggesting i shove 3-4 vials up! lmao on a serious note drugs have been smuggled like this for a long time either using tips of latex gloves or condoms. Granted most the time the transports are heroin and they swallow the packs then get cut open buuuut I mean shit the guys on jackass shoved a toy car up there i gotta think you can fit a couple vials up there…right?..if you wanna?

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[quote]Cortes wrote:
Sorry, I thought this might be better as a new post:

shizen wrote:
where do you live? If you live in southern California I’ve hard some people just take a drive and do there shot there and come home.

I’ve actually thought about this a lot, as when I move back to the states, I’m probably going to move to San Diego. If you did live in, say, San Diego, or some bordertown that is not Laredo, you could do this, though if you wanted to do any kind of short estered cycle it would be a real bitch. Think about, too, the sanitation issues in finding a place to shoot. I guess you could use your car. I sure as hell would not want to use a Tijuana bathroom.

But then I’ve been thinking more and more about what World said in the previous ‘Buying Gear in Mexico’ thread. At first, I took it as a joke, but now it has started to become more and more viable. You could cross the border and buy, say, 3-4 vials of the AAS of your choice. Slip them in a condom. Tie the end of the condom in a knot. Take some KY and shove the condom up your ass and, quickly now, head for the border crossing.

You would probably want to do this by car unless you could find a trial size of KY, because, although having KY on your person is not illegal, it certainly would raise some eyebrows if the border guards found it in your pocket. Then again, “What goes on in Mexico stays in Mexico, ha ha,” you could say to them.

As soon as you are across the border, pull over to your nearest convenience store and slip your “special delivery” package out of your “transport compartment” and you are good to go. Or, if it suits you, you could just keep it in there all the way home. For safety’s sake, of course :wink:

Can anybody find any holes in this method? I mean, there’s not something I don’t know and World is serious about random body cavity searches, right? I’d seriously like to know what people think about this.[/quote]

I dont think you would have to go to those extremes especially for such a small amount of gear,id just hide it some where in my car in the ac vent, under the carpet,inside of sumthing i dunno just be creative.As long as you arent carrying anything a dog can smell out you should be fine.

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[quote]Game_over wrote:
The only “hole” i can think of per say would be the one your suggesting i shove 3-4 vials up! lmao on a serious note drugs have been smuggled like this for a long time either using tips of latex gloves or condoms. Granted most the time the transports are heroin and they swallow the packs then get cut open buuuut I mean shit the guys on jackass shoved a toy car up there i gotta think you can fit a couple vials up there…right?..if you wanna?[/quote]

Vials are tiny. You put them all in a row it’s like a long, snakey shit. I don’t think it’d be a problem.

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[quote]sota123 wrote:

I dont think you would have to go to those extremes especially for such a small amount of gear,id just hide it some where in my car in the ac vent, under the carpet,inside of sumthing i dunno just be creative.As long as you arent carrying anything a dog can smell out you should be fine.

[/quote]

I guess they aren’t going to tear your car apart. I would still be pretty freakin nervous.

Anyboy got any firsthand or secondhand experience with this?

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I have been thinking about doing this as well… Not in my ass though… LOL

My 1 question is are K9’s trained to ditect steroids??

I would really like to do more than 4-5 vials… Enough for a couple years supply is what I have been thinking about…

Man people move kilos of coke over everyday and I cant even figure away to get 2 years supply of Test into the states…

I think it just takes the balls to put it in the motor somewhere and drive the stuff over the border…

J

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Look, I grew up in Southern California, and at least 4 times a year my father would drive across the border and stock up on 8 or 10 bottles of tequila (you’re only allowed to bring back 2 without having to declare them) and smuggle them back.

For 4th of July once, he brought back 10lb of dynamite. Yes, dynamite.

It’s all about what might raise a flag.

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[quote]Contrl wrote:
Look, I grew up in Southern California, and at least 4 times a year my father would drive across the border and stock up on 8 or 10 bottles of tequila (you’re only allowed to bring back 2 without having to declare them) and smuggle them back.

For 4th of July once, he brought back 10lb of dynamite. Yes, dynamite.

It’s all about what might raise a flag.[/quote]

Was he discreet? I mean really discreet. Or would he just throw it in the trunk and act natural?

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T-Nation did an article about this subject. Im very intrested in the topic, it would seem pretty easy to take back orals by emptying supp bottles and switching out the pills.

There are a million spots to hide little vials in cars, try finding some before going to the extreme.

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Well a friend of mine used to buy souvenier bottles of tequila, and empty them and fill them with steroids instead,as the oil and the tequila look similar.

-Basically the trick is to make an illegal product look like a legal product and pass it right under their noses.

And btw border guards sometimes will preform inspections between the cheeks - especially if you are walking bow-legged! lol!

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[quote]Prisoner wrote:
Well a friend of mine used to buy souvenier bottles of tequila, and empty them and fill them with steroids instead,as the oil and the tequila look similar.

-Basically the trick is to make an illegal product look like a legal product and pass it right under their noses.

And btw border guards sometimes will preform inspections between the cheeks - especially if you are walking bow-legged! lol![/quote]

Agh. So that’s for real?

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I’d imagine that tying off bottles of test in condoms or fingers of latex gloves would be a pretty good idea. I would do it if I had the option. I also like the idea of replacing a product with the steroid oils. Both are very good methods, and with the high volume of border traffic it really isn’t as strict as some would like you to think.

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[quote]Cortes wrote:
sota123 wrote:

I dont think you would have to go to those extremes especially for such a small amount of gear,id just hide it some where in my car in the ac vent, under the carpet,inside of sumthing i dunno just be creative.As long as you arent carrying anything a dog can smell out you should be fine.

I guess they aren’t going to tear your car apart. I would still be pretty freakin nervous.

Anyboy got any firsthand or secondhand experience with this?[/quote]

traveling down to matamoros via brownsville texas, we simply wore 2 pairs of underwear, compression shorts or whatever, and stored them inbetween the layers in the ‘taint’ area. you know, the part behind the ballsack. lmao. i’ve seen the store clerk where the goods were bought hand over a roll of duct tape, right after the purchase so the customer could go into the bathroom and tape them to his leg. border patrol didnt really do a great job a few years ago.

carelessly on of the guys we used to run with ‘forgot’ one of the vials in his pocket, it busted, and they still let him across. granted we were highly intoxicated so everyone had spilled somthing on themselves. another thing that might have helped is that we all bought some sort of good to bring over. like a picture, a fruit bowl, sombreros. this is all done walking across the border. we’d park in the US, walk across, buy the gear, get bombed, stumble back(gear hidden), and sober up before the drive home to houston.

thats how we made our weekend trips a few years ago. not sure about the border control and passport issues now, but i’m pretty sure its not that much worse now.

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[quote]kuchforu wrote:
I have been thinking about doing this as well… Not in my ass though… LOL

My 1 question is are K9’s trained to ditect steroids??

I would really like to do more than 4-5 vials… Enough for a couple years supply is what I have been thinking about…

Man people move kilos of coke over everyday and I cant even figure away to get 2 years supply of Test into the states…

I think it just takes the balls to put it in the motor somewhere and drive the stuff over the border…

J[/quote]

The drug dogs are not trained for steroids. If you aren’t smuggling weed over at the same time, a dog won’t alert on
gear alone. For that reason, I don’t think I’d be shoving anything in my ass. Imagine contracting a shit-cramp, and you haven’t reached the checkpoint yet. That’s leaving too much to chance.

Today’s vehicles have so many hiding points, it would be worth the expense of a secret compartment. You know, put the radio station on a preset number, waive a magnet across the dash, and viola, the passenger side air-bag pops open to find a compartment. Something along those lines.

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5.0’s right on with the dogs not being trained for steroids. they trainers focus on a limited number of scents that they associate with their favorite toys by means of smearing the ‘scent’ of the particular drug or wrapping the drug inside, say a towel the dog likes to play tug of war with. while it is probable that the dogs could be trained to sniff out steroids, the applicability of that seems fruitless when compared to coke, heroin, or weed.

i highly doubt that they train dogs to smell out 15 different kinds of the sweet heaven we’re trying to get across, given their different chemical makeups. but unless your smuggling powder across, i;d think they’d have to train them to smell the oils because of the homogeneous type of soluition(maybe some of you guys can chime in here on the types of oils used)why would you train a dog to sniff out olive oil? and i’m spent

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apologies for the incorrect grammer, runon’s, and the type of oil tidbit, but i dont get paid enough to worry about that.

underpaid

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[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
But have you considered the possibility that the more sophisticated your hideyhole, the more shit you will be in, should it get discovered?

The law will simply assume that this is the first of many smugglers holes and will rip your car literally to shreds, I imagine.

They will also assume that you have been smuggling (and not just AAS, either) for time. They will look into your financial records and such.

Even if this is your first trip, they will think that this is probably just a test run for other, more serious consignments.

Bushy[/quote]

No, that wasn’t a thought - only because if they have found that type of compartment, the vehicle has already been impounded. That’s the only way they could find such a hiding place, is if they had the time to tear it apart under a search warrant.

If steroids are the only import, I don’t see it rising to that level, especially on a cursory, or even thorough border inspection. Not since the dogs don’t alert on it. There would be no probable cause for such a seizure to begin with.

And it’s not like plausible deniability is a factor with gear shoved in your ass!!

“No officer, this is my roommate’s ass. I just grabbed it this morning and put it on.”

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[quote]5.0 wrote:
bushidobadboy wrote:
But have you considered the possibility that the more sophisticated your hideyhole, the more shit you will be in, should it get discovered?

The law will simply assume that this is the first of many smugglers holes and will rip your car literally to shreds, I imagine.

They will also assume that you have been smuggling (and not just AAS, either) for time. They will look into your financial records and such.

Even if this is your first trip, they will think that this is probably just a test run for other, more serious consignments.

Bushy

No, that wasn’t a thought - only because if they have found that type of compartment, the vehicle has already been impounded. That’s the only way they could find such a hiding place, is if they had the time to tear it apart under a search warrant.

If steroids are the only import, I don’t see it rising to that level, especially on a cursory, or even thorough border inspection. Not since the dogs don’t alert on it. There would be no probable cause for such a seizure to begin with.

And it’s not like plausible deniability is a factor with gear shoved in your ass!!

“No officer, this is my roommate’s ass. I just grabbed it this morning and put it on.”[/quote]

LMAO.

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While it’s true that they would need to have already ripped the car apart to find said compartment, remember that they do not need a warrant to search/strip your vehicle when crossing the border (at least from Canada into the US, so I assume it’s the same on the Southern Border). If you refuse the search, they simply refuse you entry into the States, though all this may only apply to non-US citizens.