Smuggling Gear

Pharma
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[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
LOL, but do you relly think that the law would just look it it as steroid smuggling and nothing more?

One thing I’ve learnt recently with my legal issues is that the law (in this country at least) tends to assume you are guilty of a lot more than you get caught with.

Secret hideyholes, custom designed, might tend to raise some legal eyebrows until proven otherwise.

How would you prove that you weren’t a regular smuggler?

“no officer, this is my first time, and I only do streoids, honest.”

I’m sure they’ve heard it all before…

Bushy[/quote]

Guilty until proven innocent. Even if you don’t find you guilty, your life gets pretty fucked in the process.

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[quote]Schwarzenegger wrote:
bushidobadboy wrote:
LOL, but do you relly think that the law would just look it it as steroid smuggling and nothing more?

One thing I’ve learnt recently with my legal issues is that the law (in this country at least) tends to assume you are guilty of a lot more than you get caught with.

Secret hideyholes, custom designed, might tend to raise some legal eyebrows until proven otherwise.

How would you prove that you weren’t a regular smuggler?

“no officer, this is my first time, and I only do streoids, honest.”

I’m sure they’ve heard it all before…

Bushy

Guilty until proven innocent. Even if you don’t find you guilty, your life gets pretty fucked in the process.[/quote]

All these questions are what I’m thinking of. To be honest, I already have a couple of sources for when I get back (if they are around in 4 or 5 years when I do), but it is fun to think of other methods.

If I were to try, I would probably bring my wife with me and go “shopping.” I actually grew up in Laredo, TX, and we used to cross the border every week to go grocery shopping because everything was so damn cheap (wouldn’t set foot in Laredo these days, but that’s a different story).

I’d wear nice clothes, probably long sleeves and a bit loose to hide any bigness, kind of business casual, have the groceries in bags very visible in the back seat, have my wife drive back across. Have her wear a low cut top with a push up bra so we could distract them with little booby.

Then again, I wouldn’t want to make her an accesory in case, for some reason, we did get caught. But it seems the family border crossing would raise a lot fewer flags than one muscley guy with no apparent business being there would.

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[quote]Cortes wrote:
Schwarzenegger wrote:
bushidobadboy wrote:
LOL, but do you relly think that the law would just look it it as steroid smuggling and nothing more?

One thing I’ve learnt recently with my legal issues is that the law (in this country at least) tends to assume you are guilty of a lot more than you get caught with.

Secret hideyholes, custom designed, might tend to raise some legal eyebrows until proven otherwise.

How would you prove that you weren’t a regular smuggler?

“no officer, this is my first time, and I only do streoids, honest.”

I’m sure they’ve heard it all before…

Bushy

Guilty until proven innocent. Even if you don’t find you guilty, your life gets pretty fucked in the process.

All these questions are what I’m thinking of. To be honest, I already have a couple of sources for when I get back (if they are around in 4 or 5 years when I do), but it is fun to think of other methods.

If I were to try, I would probably bring my wife with me and go “shopping.” I actually grew up in Laredo, TX, and we used to cross the border every week to go grocery shopping because everything was so damn cheap (wouldn’t set foot in Laredo these days, but that’s a different story).

I’d wear nice clothes, probably long sleeves and a bit loose to hide any bigness, kind of business casual, have the groceries in bags very visible in the back seat, have my wife drive back across. Have her wear a low cut top with a push up bra so we could distract them with little booby.

Then again, I wouldn’t want to make her an accesory in case, for some reason, we did get caught. But it seems the family border crossing would raise a lot fewer flags than one muscley guy with no apparent business being there would.[/quote]

“Hey honey, let’s go pick a few things at the grocery store. Ummm shouldn’t you change into a push-up bra before we go? And is there a reason your blouse is buttoned up? I think the clerks deserve a little class.”

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Ive done it before and what I did is put an ankle wrap around my ankle, the skin colored type and pretended I had a real swollen ankle. Passed around 5 vials a day in there, had family on both sides of Laredo. So just kept going back and forth. Another one I tried is tape the vials in my armpits with band aids the big ones, it worked pretty well.

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[quote]Prisoner wrote:
Well a friend of mine used to buy souvenier bottles of tequila, and empty them and fill them with steroids instead,as the oil and the tequila look similar.

-Basically the trick is to make an illegal product look like a legal product and pass it right under their noses.
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This seems like the best idea, you could plead ignorance easily also. If somehow they opened the bottle and found it wasn’t tequila you could just say you didn’t know it was like that. If you don’t have any previous offenses under you I think you would get away with it pretty easily.

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This is an interesting artical that Chris Shurgart wrote before he became T-Nation’s golden boy.

http://www.T-Nation.com/readArticle.do?id=461999

There are manys other articals if you have a look for them I know theres some funny stuff about roids in thailand…makes very interesting reading. I wish there was more articals about AAS on T-Nation these days. I guess becasue of Biotest being closely asscociated with the site its unlikly to happen.

Crashball

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[quote]MrZsasz wrote:

“Hey honey, let’s go pick a few things at the grocery store. Ummm shouldn’t you change into a push-up bra before we go? And is there a reason your blouse is buttoned up? I think the clerks deserve a little class.”[/quote]

Man MrZsasz, if the world had more husbands like that…can you imagine what a place we’d live in?

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[quote]crashball wrote:
This is an interesting artical that Chris Shugart wrote before he became T-nation’s golden boy.

http://www.T-Nation.com/readArticle.do?id=461999

There are manys other articals if you have a look for them I know theres some funny stuff about roids in thailand…makes very interesting reading. I wish there was more articals about AAS on T-Nation these days. I guess becasue of Biotest being closely asscociated with the site its unlikly to happen.

Crashball[/quote]

Great article, I remember reading it a long time ago. The “other” method he was referring to I understand. This is another option in San Diego, and because so many tourists and shoppers use it, I’m sure it would probably be the most discreet.

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that was a great article. I’m not 100% sure what he means, but I think I may get it. Then again, I don’t live anywhere near the Mexican border, so I may not know.

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since you said you dont live close it definielty applies to you tico lol

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Haha. Well Game, I guess I don’t know then :frowning: lol.